Here on FilmDrunk, we like to reward the commenters who make us laugh.  Nominate your favorite for next week’s Comments of the Week here (post is hidden, so bookmark it). 

This week’s winner will receive The X-Files: Revelations, "a two-disc compilation of eight critical episodes, hand-picked by series creator Chris Carter, which are the perfect grounding for the movie, X-Files: I Want to Believe."  In stores July 8th.  So who’s the lucky winner?  It was tough, but I had to go with JHC for his alternate caption on the Quentin Tarantino thread:

JHC says, "Hey Q!  Do that bad ass impression of a Labradoodle getting out of the water."
::photographer nudges dude next to him::
"You gotta see this shit man.  He fuckin’ nails it."

Meanwhile, Rotwangchung was all over the place last week:

From the George Lucas goes to Washington thread: Rotwangchung says, "Is that neck bladder Lucas’s defense mechanism?  Did someone startle him by having an idea that wasn’t retarded?"

From the Sienna Miller’s Boobs are Too Small thread: Rotwangchung says, "I stopped attending meetings of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe because "new business" was always just crying, gorging on ice cream and trading blow-job tips."

From the Rose McGowan/Red Sonja Thread: Rotwangchung says, "If McGowan were an eighty-year-old male blues harmonica player, her name would be "Fishbelly White."" 

The rest need no neither context nor introduction.

From the Tarantino thread: Donkey Hodey says, "No Mr. Tarantino, they’ve already cast Harvey Dent and shot the film."

From the Spirit Posters thread: Donkey Hodey says, "The ellipses that end each of the quotes are all borrowed from Morgan Freeman’s face."

From the Hulk Review thread: Chino Moreno says, "Banner pic: Hulk PARKOUR!!!" 

From the Eagle Eye Trailer thread (starring Shia LaBeouf): Hans Gruber says, "Never trust a man whose last name sounds like a sound effect from The old Batman series with french subtitles."

From the Fool’s Gold DVD thread: Witty Nickname says, "I refuse to contribute to the sales numbers for this movie. I’ll just pyrite it." [Grooooaaaannnn] 

From the New Dark Knight Pics thread, Pauly Dangerously says, "This is the ‘Good cop, Bat cop’ scene…" [Double Grooooaaannnn] 

From the More Dark Knight Pics thread, RoboPanda says, "THEN WHAT ABOUT THE BATCAVE?  Will it be full of bats?  Are those stalagmites or stalagtites?  Will Robin escape from the sex swing?  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK."

And last but not least, possibly my favorite one-off comment of all time:

From the Tale of Despereaux thread: Guy_Who_Says_Fuck_At_Shitty_Movies says, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"  [See what he did there?  Brilliant.]