COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: FEK WINS!
06.02.08
A lot people comment on FilmDrunk a few people comment a lot on FilmDrunk, and every once in while, they stumble blindly into some genuine insight. Each week, I honor the comments I deem especially insightful, or gratuitously vulgar. Nominate your favorite for next week here.
I feel like I should be standing atop a float at the end of a ticker tape parade, or Chariots of Fire should be playing as I announce this, because after a drought that’s lasted longer than any of us can remember, Fek’lhr is the big winner this week.
[From the Ice Cube, Fred Durst, the Apocalypse thread] Fek’lhr says, "Alternate title: How She Throw."
Michelle07 was also representin’ for the FilmDrunkettes, scoring a double this week.
[From the Gay Hulk Videos thread] Michelle07 says:
HULK MAD
HULK SMOOCH
YES, SMOOCH OTHER HULK MAN.
HULK FINALLY CONTENT[From the Transformers 2 to Rainn Wilsons Thread]Michelle07 says:
You can’t un-pump that gas home slice.
Looks like your wipers will need diapers…home slice.
and errr ummm that’s all I got.
Though fellow lady FilmDrunkard Al was also on the board – with sort of a co-comment of the week with Burnsy, since both complemented each other so well.
[From the SATC Premiere Debacle post] Al says, "Doesn’t anyone else think it’s strange a bunch of barely-adult women are idolizing 40 and 50-year olds? Sure, I have an entourage of 20-somethings following me around everywhere, but I’m only 37. And they’re boys."
To which Burnsy added, "Al, last week I took a college girl out for dinner. When I tried to make a move she told me she was menopausal and cried for two hours about never having kids."
Still, if FilmDrunk were awarding a merit scholarship, Chodin would be the likely recipient.
[From the Heartless Poster Thread (in which a guy sells his soul to the devil in exchange for good looks but has to become a killer)] Chodin says, "Ha, this dude got ripped off. Satan made me handsome and all I had to do was show him where the first hidden flute was on Mario 3.
‘Squat on the white box, Lucifer! No, the fucking white box!’"
And last but not least, Stinky Peet made the list with some shameless Spike Lee bashing.
[From the Michael Bay-Ouija Board Movie thread] Stinky Peet says, "Spike Lee was all worked up about this film, but he felt better when Michael Bay called and said, "Hasbro’s in it."
Keep bringing the funny, assholes.

Bravo! Bravo!
Nice to see the women get some love.
*starts a slow clap for Fek*
*channels Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds*
OOOOOOH! Thank you! I thank you all! Thank you! tee hee hee!
YAAAAAYYYYY, I’m drunk with happiness and booze making today officially a no-pants day. Again. For the third day in a row. Huzzah!
The link to the nomination thread takes you to 1853 instead of 1859… unless Vince wants us to nominate people in the Zack and Miri make a Porno Teaser thread…
Congrats winners.
And Grats Fek. I’m jealous of your
skintag.Fuck COTW, Step up 2 Da Streets won for BEST KISS!!! BEST KISSSSSS!!!!!! In your face, Harry Potter!
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Well, I reckon that if i post 7,200+ times, I am bound to say something funny and poignant eventually.
Fuck this humble forshak!
*takes off pants, freebases Ajax, jumps on trampoline to do Epic Windmill*
ERswis got the clap, now we all have to get shots. Damn
And Douchey McGee and his friend Fred Pumpington from Never Back Down beat out Bourne Identity and SATC for best fight scene. WTF?
Eib-just be glad you don’t have the Klingon Rabies! 37 shots to the taint to fix those!
Not everybody Eibz, just you. Remember when I told you it was cool because everybody else was doing it? Yeah, ummm, I lied.
Also, Will Smiff has taken the lead from M. Night ShI’mSoAwesome in the Arrogant Cocksucker 500.
*boing boing boing!*
lol at Epic Windmill…
BTK, did anyone notice Bryce has a lot of pictures of him fondling children on his Facebook? Nicely played, old chap!
New up! MTV and SATC. :(
I think we should hold an annual event for COTW excellence, like the MTV Movie Awards. You know the people from The Hills would show up if we told them there’d be blow and at least two cameras. Also, Mike Myers just confirmed he will host if he can resurrect no less than 3 SNL sketches.
The link to the nomination thread takes you to 1853 instead of 1859… unless Vince wants us to nominate people in the Zack and Miri make a Porno Teaser thread…
Good point. Fixed.
WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hurray for fixing grammatical errors in post!
Now there really is a new post…huh uh uh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh…
congrats you funny fuckers
I haven’t seen Fek win since SJP was a pony.
The last time Fek won, that "Who’s on First?" joke was all the talk at the water cooler.
The last time Fek won a CoTW, people we’re still in shock that we can communicate with a "computin’ box".
Anyone else notice after the whole "The winner is fek’lhr" deal, land says something like "Michelle07 was ALSO representin for tha drunkettes"? If fek was less of a man, he’d let that bother him.
HEY!, my double nomination won! It’s cuz I’m awesome.