You’re looking at the teaser poster for Mermaid Island, a "$50 million dollar US-China production" that would’ve teamed Sharon Stone with the director of Catwoman. I say "would’ve", because Stone was kicked off the film after her rant about how China’s Earthquake was bad karma from being mean to the Tibetans. It’s a shame, because she’d apparently been preparing for the role by trying to grow a tail out of her vagina.
"Mermaid Island" is set in the Ocean with four races, humans, mermaids, some beastie and mythical creatures, not always living together peacefully. The central plot revolves around a young man and a mermaid. Liang Yanfei is the Mermaid. Monica Bellucci ("The Matrix Reloaded") plays the Mermaid Queen. [Moviehole]
I love it when stupid people use the "God was punishing you" or "everything happens for a reason" angle. If someone ever says something that stupid in your presence, just punch them in the face without warning. What are you looking at me like that for? You probably had lust in your heart or some shit. Sinner. -Thanks to Robo for the tip
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Let the record show, I would kill any of you fuckers just to let Monica Bellucci stomp on my balls and spit in my face.
Yes, it’s true. I love her that much and you that little.
So Chyna has that role locked up now, right?
Romeo and Julietfish?
Pass.
The race of beasties will fight for their right to party.
oh dear god underwater monica bellushi boobs
The Mighty Fek’lhr is in this movie! He drives Grethor around in the ocean and harpoons mermaids for
funprofit! Then He fucks their ‘poon holes! KAHLESS IS PUNISHING HIM!This has to star Kevin Costner.
Is MC Hammerhead in this? heheh
I hope Patrick Duffy gets to reprise his Man from Atlantis role finally!
Rosie O’Donnell will have a brief cameo in this as an homage to Herman Melville.
Holy fuck, ‘Mermaid Island’? The only thing more epic than this would be a film called ‘Dinosaur Fuck Fest: On Horseback’ .
trying to grow a tale out of her vagina.
Man, I hate when people try to write stories with their genitals. You’re supposed to write stories about genitals, duh. What do you think this is, a hand-and-foot-painters calendar?
Paris Hilton is supplying all the extras they need for crabs.
I love it when girls put on their myspace, “I regret nothing, I’ve learned and grown from everything and it’s made me who I am”. It’s basically code for: “I fucked the entire sports program in my high school”.
I was under the impression Mermaids live in water and an island is the exact opposite.
I’m calling my next film "Ostrich Ocean".
Sharon Stone is still attached.
Underwater interracial?
The war starts up when the beasties learn of a rather large shipment of lemon butter and lobster bibs ordered by the mythical creatures.
I stay out of the water for fear of gay mermen trying to fuck me.
SMB, I’ll write the sequel, Penguin Clouds.
Sharon Stone has asked Pixar to save her career. They haven’t returned her calls.
Red Lobsta dawg!!!
I hope Monica Bellucci gets gill-fucked in this movie.
"Mermaid Island" is set in the Ocean with four races, humans, mermaids, some beastie and mythical creatures, not always living together peacefully.
Yet another movie thumbing it’s asshole at Spike Lee, cuz you know there ain’t goun be no bruvahs in dis.
You know, I kind of agree with Sharon Stone and what she said about the earthquake.
Then again, this is all coming from a guy whose beer pong failure caused 9/11.
"Mermaid Island" is set in the Ocean with four races
Spike was actually asked to direct this film, but he just shook his head and said, "You must be out yo god damned mind."
Watch your fucking mouth JHC…
…a standing 69 down the stairs is called an “infinity”.
Yeah, shouldn’t it be called Mermaid Ocean or some shit?
When is Robo going to stop giving him the tip and just shove the whole thing in there?
This movie is gonna’ be sick as fuck! It will be just like ‘The Warriors’ only underwater and nothing like ‘The Warriors’.
Sorry chod. I know that, but I didn’t know if some of the younger viewers would know what I meant. It won’t happen again.
Mythical creatures and water? Hell Naww
There were brothas in this, JHC, but they drowned.
So ummm, I feel really close to you guys and all that and like this is my type of crowd so I’m just gonna toss this out there and see if it gets any bites. You know the anal rape scene in Irreversible that was touted as being all over the top and sadistic and degrading and violent and deplorable . . . yeah that one. That scene was so fuckin hot. I ♥ anally raping Monica Bellucci. I know I’m not the only one.
Also I find it hilarious that her Karma comment got fer fired from this. Karma?
She may not be familliar with Karma or Irony but at least she
is good friends with the Dali Lamahas had a million dicks!*Wall E rolls up to JHC. JHC picks him up and they perform an “infinity”. Wall E cums harder than his little robot balls have ever came*
Spike Lee wanted to direct it and the studio wanted him, until he came to them with the figures for the water-wing and floaty budget needed for all the black people he was going to cast. The last words I read on that topic were "creative differences"
New up. Balls to the walls.
I wish Monica Bellucci would star…
…fish my face.
Will Smiff: Welcome to Surf an Turff!
erswi, I said essentially the same thing on my first post of this thread, only with different words and without a ♥ in it.
Wall E’s spooge tastes like pennies.
The only seaworld fantasy action blockbuster in movie history
Huh, i wonder why that is…
"Teamed" Sharon Stone with the director from "Catwoman?"
You mean "reunited."
nobody wants to see Sharon Stone Kraken anymore.
That poster looks like the inside of my 7 year old brain
Chynas click spews has deep sea tube worm action in this movie. It’s how she feeds.