You’re looking at the teaser poster for Mermaid Island, a "$50 million dollar US-China production" that would’ve teamed Sharon Stone with the director of Catwoman. I say "would’ve", because Stone was kicked off the film after her rant about how China’s Earthquake was bad karma from being mean to the Tibetans. It’s a shame, because she’d apparently been preparing for the role by trying to grow a tail out of her vagina.
"Mermaid Island" is set in the Ocean with four races, humans, mermaids, some beastie and mythical creatures, not always living together peacefully. The central plot revolves around a young man and a mermaid. Liang Yanfei is the Mermaid. Monica Bellucci ("The Matrix Reloaded") plays the Mermaid Queen. [Moviehole]
I love it when stupid people use the "God was punishing you" or "everything happens for a reason" angle. If someone ever says something that stupid in your presence, just punch them in the face without warning. What are you looking at me like that for? You probably had lust in your heart or some shit. Sinner. -Thanks to Robo for the tip
I want more like this!
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