BUTTRESS OF WINDSOR
06.11.08There’s another trailer out for The Duchess, and this one really pushes the Princess Diana connection – which is odd, since to my knowledge Diana wasn’t known for making the same goddamned face in every picture. I’m all for buying Keira Knightley a tea set and letting her play dress up if she wants, but filming it just seems wasteful.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr wants to buy Keira lawn-darts and play "Catch" with her.
I would fuck Keira’s pelvis up to her throat.
I want to buy her some breast implants so she won’t keep reminding me of my Filipino ladyboy fetish i’m trying to get over.
This is stupid. Almost as stupid as those people who tried to tell me I wear womens underwear. Oh Suuuuure, thats why they’re called BOY SHORTS. Fucking morons.
Some of my best films involve tea sets and playing dress up.
Is "male heir" another word for fart?
GRRR…JARTS!!!!!!
BUTT
RESS OFWINDSORFixed! QAPLAH!
Anybody notice that, the higher the contrast on pictures of Princess Di, the more she looks like Eddie Izzard?
I thought for sure that Diana’s estate would want to distance itself from The Duchess after her embarrassing performance on Good Morning America
Where’s the jew?
True story: This guy at the deli I go to every day was all like, "Yeah, are you going to see Teh Hapfening? M. Night Shamylynanyan!"
I replied, "Dude, did you just name drop Shamalammadingdong on me?" Then I uppercutted his dick off with a blowtorch.
I remember getting all excited when I heard you could see Kiera Knightly’s nipples in The Jacket. I then promptly got unexcited when I actually saw it.
i thought ‘the jacket’ was kiera’s version of predicting amy winehouse’s ultimate end.
Keira Knightly eats butterfarts for breakfast
*chodin comes to a fork in the road: one arrow points "Keira Knightley" post and the other "Gary Busey" *
Well…this is pretty goddamn easy.
Baedo. Not so. The Winetrain has no end.
keira prefers butterfarts when she gets her muffin toasted i should think…of course, she may like i-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butterfarts…you know those kooky brits…
Buttress of Windsor? More like buttLESS! Thundercats HOOOOOOOO!
Go straight, Chod.
That’s probably the 4th time you heard that today.
someone mentioned they thought someone’s undying grandmother was an evil robot on another thread…i’m convinced that amy winehouse is really the terminatrix…or worse, sony’s new ‘pet robot’ project…amy represents the trial run of quality control or stress-before-failure of the prototype.
Not even Keira could make me see this film.
Seriously, if we were like dating and she was all "Lets go see my new movie, it has costumes." I’d be all "What is this, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb bitch.".
I remember getting all excited when I heard you could see Kiera Knightly’s nipples, so I had to Jacket.
Twelve year old fix.
Stoney – not bad (for an architect) ^
Amy Winehouse was created by God, the God of the Isrealites, to be a constant test of my devotion to stay faithful to my wife.
What a cruel God, putting such a hecubus of seduction on this Earth to tempt me.
WHY GOD?
WHY?!
Keira’s middle name is Christina. I’m a little disappointed they didn’t spell it with a K. Uppity fuckers gotta go and ruin all my fun.
A stupid reach for a klan joke? You bet your ass. I got nothing; even talking about this movie is boring.
Thanks, Mike. I’m sure you’ll fuck it up when you repeat it to your subs on the job site.
True story: We catered our company Thanksgiving dinner one year from "Kalona Kountry Katering".
So, at what point does the elf from LOTR show up in this?
No, I don’t feel like gooogleing it to figure out his gay name……
J-there are a lot of elves in LOTR, you know!
I’d do Keira up the dirt track (and not just because she looks like a little boy).
It would be great to hear “Oooh! Ouch! Steady on! Not so hard please” in that plummy accent.
She loves it really…
stone! nice. zing!
COWABUNGA! MANWICH AND FIFIS ALL AROUND!
Pipi’s for the ladies??
The Keira Knightly fifi is the only one in the world that fits INSIDE your dick!
pass das piss boot!
Whatever floats your boat, Chino. We FilmDrunkards have never cared whether a woman got off, we’re not going to start now just because we’re friends.
Well, not the only thing Fek.
Stoney – that retaining wall just got moved up to your front door and through your living room. Give me a call if you’re ever able to get into your house again. We’ll do lunch.
FIFI!!!!!!!!
The upside: Woo Hoo! I can comment on my phone! At work! The downside: I got nuthin for this post.
(ps – it’s because my subs "didn’t understand" my instructions, sorry ’bout that)
I butterfart in your fifi, Donk.
Are butterfarts the same thing as BuschLight Drizzles?
SMB, nice Cruel Intentions reference. Queer.
Not you, the guy who said it. Well, actually, friggin shot in the dark here, but you wanna do something sometime?
Yeah, what’s a butterfart?
I know Buttershots is what
Isome people give to 14 year girls to get them wasted.Thanks, Chino.
I think butterfarts are like the after effect of eating an entire bag of Doritos w/olestra. And maybe washing them down with BuschLight.
Ninten- That’s the only part of that flick i enjoyed. Well, that and the whole "Buffy the vampire slayer being a whore." thing.
And i’m kind of seeing some one right now but thanks.
New post, lawn dart lovers!
I get drunker from the hard water in my
tubshowertoilet tank than offa BuschLight.oh, and the page takes for fucking ever to load.