WATCH THE NEW RUSSIAN TRAILER FOR X-FILES 2 AFTER THE JUMP
20th Century Fox has released a new trailer for X-Files 2 (X-Files: I Want to Believe). It’s all in Russian, and it’s way better that way. Russian isn’t the best language for, say, singing your kitty a lullaby, but it’s great for making me crap my pants in fear.
There’s an English translation available on this site. I don’t know who the translator is or what his credentials are, but his explanation sounds a lot more plausible than Babelfish, which said Gillian Anderson stands to inherit a sizable oil fortune but needs a cashier’s check in order to clean up a snafu at customs. Goddamn bureaucratic red tape. (Opens July 25th)
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If you watch televised auctions in Russian, your heart will explode.
I’m going out on a limb, and saying that the drapes definitely don’t match the carpet.
::standing on a limb, wondering why he put a comma in his last post::
I’ll check JHC… I just have to find her now.
Yeah, Duchovny looks like a salt and pepper pube kind of guy.
In the Swiss version, Scully and Moulder just sit in lawn chairs and the movie happens without them.
In Russia pants crap you
I was always more into Spinderella, Burnsy.
I swear I want to get excited about this movie, it’s just after the last one shit all over my chest, I’m a little bung shy.
I’m wiff
cocaineDonkey on this one. Spinderella is Where. It’s. At.I think Vance should have shopped out Duchovney’s face. Holy crap, didn’t he use to be… not completely hideously old with a bad haircut before?
Over/Under on how long it takes Duchovny to officialy enter the "white guys who look like old lesbians" club? 7 Years.
Russian trailers are cool until tha Brotha comes in.
AWW HELLZ NAWW!
*incoming transmission*
Tho, wut haf da mity fek’war mith today? He hath a cowd. :(
*end transmission*
AWW HELLZ NIEV!!
*chodin enters butcher shop*
Um yeah, can I get a quarter-pound of thinly sliced dick, please?
Fek,
MTV isn’t the beacon for media honesty that everybody thought it was; Uwe Boll is considered tasteless, even by New Jersey standards; The Russian language frightens Vince.
Other than that, FilmDrunkards just being FilmDrunkards…
Shit, I forgot something something Lou Ferrigno something something.
Hey, you wanna’ know what’s NOT better in Russian?
Words. Yep, that’s right kids: fucking words.
NEW POST, fridge fuckers.
This still doesn’t explain to me why Boris and Natasha had such animosity towards a moose and a squirrel.
YOB TVUYO MAT!!!