AWFUL MOVIE GETS AWFUL PHOTOSHOP
06.09.08
This is the new poster for My Best Friend’s Girl. It’s just one more reason we may someday look back on the early 21st century as The Bad Photoshop Era. Is that even Dane Cook’s body? It looks like they just stuck his head on someone and didn’t even bother to make them face the same direction. Hell, if it’s gonna be that blatant just stick a grizzly bear or an eagle head on there. Pretty much anything’s better than Dane Cook’s real face.
He’s basically the DANE of my existence! Haha! Get it? How about now?
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Maybe Dane Cook is a species of owl. A really shitty species of owl.
It is motion pictures like this that keep the Arooga Gremlin from dying.
I don’t even rent movies like this from the Red Box. i’d rather spend my $1 on a double cheeseburger because it’s just more entertaining.
Bah! The Mighty Fek’lhr wishes that they would have at least Photoshopped that turd-burglar a better haircut!
Dane Cook is getting ready to spit pea soup everywhere.
Lock up your baby, Stoney.
Cock Goblin!
That’s Dane Cook’s head, but I think it’s on Erykah Badu’s body.
Jason Biggs is on every industry exec’s speed dial under "Works For Recognition."
I hope Kate Hudson works her depression inducing magic on Dane Cook.
I’m surprised they didn’t ps Alec Baldwin in their eyes.
Also… Dan In Real Life – even worse than you’d think.
Jason Biggs is on every industry exec’s speed dial under
"Works For Recognition.""Will Suck Cock for a Role."There, that looks more natural.
I think they put Dane Cook’s head on John Kreese’s body while wearing his Cobra Kai karate gui.
<biggs> What are you doing?
<cook> Surprise.
<biggs> Surprise?
<cook> Surpise Butt sex!!!
camera pulls back to show cook forcefully bending biggs over an ice cream cart while making nosencical faces and animal noises
::dub explodes sexually at the sight of biggs’ side burns::
i come back and see that everyone’s gayer than ever. just the way i like it.
I don’t know if that’s Dane’s head, but whoever’s it is, I really like his hair.
GRRR…….FUCKIN’ COWLICKS!!!
It’s bill paxton’s hair.
I usually photoshop my head on to the body of a brontosaurus. Little kids like dinosaurs.
Mount Suckmore needs another face there. Can we get Jack Black’s mug photoshopped in here looking over Biggs’ shoulder? Maybe a look of pretend concern? You know, because Jack Black is quirky.
This movie is a Farley brother away from bankrupting a studio.
Dubby! Where were you the other day, man? I was looking for you when we discussed the Dubya movie.
This should be the cast in a re-make of Overboard. Jason Biggs can play that kid who ALWAYS talks like Pee-Wee Herman.
Thank God you’re here Pauly. I thought I was gonna have to call durst on myself.
Anybody else notice the jacking of our Blah Blah II: Electric Boogaloo jokes Over There? WTF?
Kate Hudson should remake all of her mom’s movies, and vice versa. I’m pretty sure Hollywood would just shut down.
erswi, i’ve been celebrating my birthday week by traveling to various points of disinterest around the country. didja know that massachusetts is occupied by mostly white people and that the midwest is full of open land that can make you want to kill yourself?
Oh I am going to put that Rimshot link to good use with my soon to be created bukkake on Kate Hudson’s Ugg’s site….It’s going to be called http://www.braisinghelen…andhopingkatehudsondrownsonseed.com
Erswi, I noticed that on the awful LOTR joke.
They can take our jokes, but we own there asses. Plus it’s good to see that they have decided to up there humor from the "Fists" and "I’d hit it" schticks.
the midwest is full of open land that can make you want to kill yourself
Dub, that’s why we have rape jokes to keep us company.
Tune into my radio show today as we’ll be talking about the irony of calling out joke thieves on a Dane Cook thread. Also, Gallagher stops by to discuss current trends in the Ukrainian political climate.
Fuck! I thought that was an instant rimjob site. Talk about getting caught with your pants down.
alright gheys, off to class so ill piss on yous laters.
Anybody else notice the jacking of our Blah Blah II: Electric Boogaloo jokes Over There?
Aw, don’t hate too much, Juan is one of the few legit funny guys there.
What the fick is wrong with The Happening preview that not only hijacks your entire screen, makes you go through a ridiculous step system it then takes you back to the front page. This avertising is ridiculous and frustrating as shit!
heheh Rimshot.
Or you could sidestep the frustration and just click on "Skip."
New up. more sluts
Please tell me this movie is a cruel joke.
How…why…what…dammit!
Can’t we convince Uwe Boll to become the asassin of Hollywood? I’ll watch "In the Name of the King" I swear!