AWESOME ROB ZOMBIE POSTER – UPDATE
06.24.08
At this point, not much is known about Tyrannosaurus Rex, the project for which Rob Zombie recently released this poster on his MySpace page. So far we know:
- It opens in 2009
- The tagline is brilliant
- Danny Trejo is in the running for the lead
[via JoBlo]
UPDATE: Thanks to a tipster to QuietEarth, we now have a synopsis: "it’s about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. The idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL." Here’s the synopsis for the comic: Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail – and it’s time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he’s a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay. -Thanks to Robo for the tip
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He just came.
Does Trejo play Jesus and ride the T Rex?
Half the time he’s fucking your Mom, the other half his Mom is throwing her empties at your head.
They could just simplify that equation by calling him 100% bitch fucker.
If Danny Trejo is Tyrannosaurus Rex, are they gonna CGI him some little nubby arms and waaaaaay enlarge his head? B/c that would fuckin rock!
Is this supposed to be a sequel to Oedipus Rex?
Donk, if it were it would be called Antigone.
I’m 51% cockpower and 49% dander allergies.
Give to Oedipus!
Give to Oedipus! Heeeeyyy, Jocephus!
Hey motherfucker.
I hate/love it when the dinosaurs cut up my shirt to be more primal. They want to de-accentuate my arms. So pushy theese dinosaurs.
It’s times like these that I really miss Lala/AGB. Certainly she would appreciate my classical greek literary knowledge.
Antigone was not so much a sequel, Erswi. Good story though, those old timey Greeks sure knew how to write some fucked up stuff.
BTK, I love Rob Zombie, but I think the tagline should be 51% mothefucker, 49% Son of a Bitch, 100% chance this movie curves the bullet.
mothefucker?
what’s a mothe?
Michelle, you should start going to the Hulk’s tailor.
It’s nice to see motherfuckers are still good negotiators.
Fucking Greeks. Can you use "Motherfucker" on a poster? It’s about fucking time.
Rob Zombie’s MySpace name is Robert Bartleh Cummings, Esq. *** Please message before friend requesting as common courtesy, thank you ***
My MySpace name is Thunder Durst ’65.
I can’t take you seriously as a filmmaker if you comunicate via Myspace.
What if you spy on
adult menlittle girls via MySpace?If I was a dinosaur, I would be a Lickalottapus.
BTK Erswi, where the fuck were you the last two times I made a Jocasta joke in here?
Awesome film I will go see this, with my 6 year old son.
that’s up to you burnsy, I don’t judge, that’s what a judge or Chris hanson is for
Sorry bro. I guess I was
antiGONE.Yeah so it looks like you’re technically correct Donkey. Antigone is not considered a true sequel to Oedipus Rex. Oedipus at Colonus fills that bill. Antigone is more of a seperate story, at a later time featuring the same family. Kinda like a Louis Lamour book in that way.
Louis Lamour . . . anyone?
Fuck you guys.
Danny Trejo is the Mexico violence flick version of Rainn Wilson. He brings enough to improve the product, but he can’t carry it on his own.
No problem Erswi. I think what we’ve all learned today is that it’s pretty fucking boring arguing Greek tragedies in a thread about a Rob Zombie murderporn.
Wait, is this a Garbage Pail Kid?
If they would have switched the snakes with a T-Rex, Snakes On a Plane would have been 10x better….
Motherfucker!
I bet I can tell you which one of the three people in that poster dies first…
That’s a “sucker’s bet” Donk.
Ironically, Samuel L. Jackson is only 3% Motherfucker. The balance is a compositition of equal parts ‘God Damn’, ‘Shit’ and ‘That is a tasty burger!’.
New up.
I call bullshit. Nothing
thisinteresting ever happens in North Dakota.Having this little bit of heaven UNDER the post about Disaster Movie just doesn’t seem right dunnit?