1ST SHOT OF LISA RINNA IN DESCENT 2
06.17.08
I think most horror movies today are stupid and pointless, but even I have to admit The Descent was pretty legit. Today the sequel, which is being shot with a new director, released the first official still. It’s… well, the best way to describe it is that it’s exactly what you’d expect from a movie whose official title was at one point The De2cent.
That is to say, if you liked Limp Bizkit, you’ll probably love it. Me, I’m partial to piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
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Me, I’m more partial to piña coladas. And getting caught in the rain.
In that case, the scariest movie I can recommend for you is Escape to Witch Mountain.
pigman!! a pigman!!!
Lisa Rinna – the last time I saw her, three
douchebagsParkours Atheletes were scaling and jumping off her lips.Lisa Rinna is looking a lot better!
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her she was auditioning for the role of TwoLip in the new Batman flick.
looks like Fek’s mother
So…they still haven’t caught on that some of the scariest movies is when you can’t fully see the monsters….
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her she was auditioning for the roll of the Smurf Village in the new live action movie.
That is to say, if you liked Limp Bizkit, you’ll probably love it.
You’re no limp noodle t’all….
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her, she was floating over the US Open with GoodYear tattoo’d on her lips.
Would you rather have roses on your piano, or tulips on your organ?
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her she was teaching babysitting classes at Jethro’s Community College for African Americans.
That dude will totally do all your coke.
That costume looked a lot beter on Christina Ricci.
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her, she was posing for one of those Frank Miller posters. She had the Gettysburg Address written on her lips.
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her she was donating her lips to the sandbagging effort at the Iowa River!
So…in the first Descent movie they found Gollum’s cave?
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her was at the Cannes Film Festival. Some rich dude was using her lips to keep his yacht from bumping into the dock.
Pictured; The next big trend in North Jersey Shore Guido fashion.
I asked my friend what was the last scare movie he saw, and he said, "The Desert."
I kind of like the title The De-2cent because, if you see it and like it, your opinion doesn’t mean anything to me.
The Descent 2
"Love Blows"
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her, she was speaking to a convention of lip-reading hearing impared people in New York. She was in Cleveland.
I’m saying she’s got big lips, people.
When Lisa Rinna kisses Nic Cage on the forehead, it opens a portal and Gozer the Gozerian escapes to wreak havoc.
The last time I saw Lisa Rinna, a visibly shaken JJ Walker was pointing at her and making a low whistle.
I loved the first one, I think they could have actually done with out the monsters though, I can crap my pants just fine with a good old fashioned body stuck in a tunnel scene/bitch slept with my husband killing spree. So will they be reviving any of the dead characters? Cause they’re dead. All of them. Dead to me.
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Photo caption:
"Ben Kingsley stars in Ghandemon"
The Decent is what I called repelling into my ex’s gigantic cavernous hive of a spoo bucket.
James Carville, no!
Lisa Rinna: Excuse me doctor, but I do believe you missed a spot. My left nostril is clearly larger than my right.