05.30.08 WEEKEND PREVIEW!
OPENING THIS WEEKEND
Sex in the City
The reviews haven’t been so hot (and shockingly, there seems to be a gender divide). Like it matters, you’re either going to see it or you’re not, and you probably knew the answer months ago. One thing’s for certain though - if you used the term "Manolo Blahnik" at any point during your media coverage or review, congratulations on being an unoriginal queefstick.
The Strangers
"Inspired by a true story," they say. The story? "The movie is inspired by an event from the director, Bryan Bertino’s, childhood. A stranger came to his home asking for someone. Later, he found out that empty homes in the neighborhood had been robbed. With that memory in mind, Bertino created this, his debut screenplay." I don’t know who gets killed in the movie, but the meaning of a phrase got killed during marketing.
Bigger Stronger Faster*
WithLeather had the review on this earlier this week. It’s also tracking 100% recommended on RottenTomatoes, out of 24 reviews, which I think is good. People often ask me if I’m on steroids, but sadly, my nuts have always looked like this.
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WEEKEND PREVIEW!
Wow, this never happens. Vance working late (on a Friday no less!) in sympathy for his westcoast dwelling fans?
Since I’m all alone in here, I have a confession to make. I’ve never seen an entire SATC show. And the ones I’ve seen in part, have been completely by accident.
And I didn’t enjoy it.
Much like most of my sexual encounters.
OK thanks a lot Vance, ya big tease. You put up this post so I could hang out and play by myself? BOOOOOORING.
Screw you guys. I’m going home.
Its just us baby! Break out the pillows and the handcuffs! Whoo hoo!
More men were in line for castrations than the Sex in the Shitty movie.
Ladies, ladies, ladies……
I’ve got the wine coolers!
What the fuck? Since when do we have All Poon Evenings featuring Pauly D. and the Sextronics?
I feel like I’m at the Sex in the City premier….
<runs in with filthy hemorrhoid pillow>
Did I miss the fight?
wine cooler? Did you bring any Guiness?
TAKE THAT BACK PAULY!!!
Fuck machines, Burnsy. Not Sextronics.
All this poon is making me queezy……
It’s the No Peen Evening, Burnsy
I haven’t been around this much vagina commenting since the last post over there.
If you are nice, we will touch your weenie. If not,well, you just better be nice is all
I feel like I’m in a can of sardines……
I’ll touch a weenie but I’m not giving up the remote control.
EVER!
Hey, I’ll do all the weenie touching around here, Eibz.
Hey now. only if we wear this:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1700&dc=froogle0807
I love the look Eib, have you done something new with your hair?
Wine coolers are a choice beverage on a hot summer’s eve (heh) Chino. I like your style.
<drops pants>
This was just like the orgy I was in last week. All the girls are in action, and I’m in the corner sitting on my hands.
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