After the jump you may find the trailer for Traitor, or you may find a box of kittens. (Click here to find out!) In the film, Don Cheadle stars as an undercover agent in a terrorist organization, and shit gets real when he becomes a target of the CIA. It also stars Guy Pearce, Neal McDonough, Jeff Daniels, and Archie Panjabi (pictured at left).
The movie was written and directed by Jeffrey Nachmanoff (writer of The Day After Tomorrow) and is based on an idea from Steve Martin. That’s right. They attached Steve Martin’s name to the project and his only credit on IMDB is "(idea)". And I bet they paid him handsomely for it, too. Way to keep your tang game proper, Steve. – RoboPanda
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Guy Pearce’s facial structure was the basis for the new Indiana Jones movie.
” Archie Panjabi (pictured at left) ”
Hahaha, oh man, those fucking towel heads always have the weirdest fucking names! Haha, who would have the last name ‘(pictured at left)’- seriously? What a fucking looser.
USA!!!
I have never been credited with having an original idea.
I’m from Oregon. Empty jenkum balloon. 8==;-(
PS: I had a bucket of beer at lunch so fuck you correct spelling and emoticoning…
Fun fact: Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer were credited with the idea for chemical castration.
Burnsy: I bet the get tied to a chair in a burning building and use Guy Peirce’s cheek bones to cut their ropes.
Since when does "incognito" mean "homeless" ? Do people really think "hey, if I dress like I’m set to rob a convenience store and talk to my well-dressed and beautiful wife in the park, there’s no way people are going to stare, waiting for me to either expose myself to her or try to steal her purse!"
p.s – “looser” WAS intended.
Guy Pearce’s face is used to make topigraphical maps of Jupiter.
Anyone read my Robopriest story?
Guy Pearce was born after a gestation period of 45 months; his face looks like that as a result of what doctors call "Erosion in Utero"
If I had enough clout attached to my name as “writer of The Day After Tomorrow” , I would score even less pussy than Brendan Fraser.
This movie would be awesome if they added National Lampoon’s to the title.
Yes, Fek. I think if I had heard somebody say "he is my rod" in a robotic voice, it would have taken the funny down a notch.
BTK, guys, more like "Archie Taintstabbi", am I fucking right, or what?
and is based on an idea from Steve Martin.
If my baby comes out with giant thumbs, I’m hoping to still get credit for the idea on the birth certificate.
Cheadle’s such a bad ass. If he’s striking a blow against America we probably deserved it.
Filmdrunk is now on 30 different goverment watch lists. You’re welcome.
I was gonna wish you luck, Stoney, but since no one nominated my advice post yesterday, instead I’m gonna wish that erswi‘s twins grow up to rape your kid in prison.
Hi, my name is Archie Panjabi or you can just call me “someone who may or may not have been in The Kite Runner”.
Archie Panjabi is hottest 12-year-old boy I’ve ever seen.
AOOGGGGAAAAAAA !!!!!
*that last comment needs to be read in the voice of ‘Short Round’ *
Stinky – I must have missed the advice. I’ll take solace in the fact that at least my kid will have seen to New Orleans before heading to the big house.
score even less pussy than Brendan Fraser
He’s not even trying, though.
Archie Panjabi looks like Ron Perlman, looking like ‘the Beast’.
Oh Fraser tries, believe me.
“Hi baby, my name is Brendan Fraser. I’m an actor…um…well sometimes…do you like Pauly Shore movies?”
You know I’m kidding, right? I mean, your kid probably won’t grow up a criminal, so erswi‘s twins could rape your kid at a boarding school or on a Christian youth group camping trip.
Archie Panjabi will be cast alongside Token Black Guy, Smart Japanese Kid, Feral Boomerang Australian Kid, and Drunken Irish Idiot in the movie Meet the Stereotypes.
Listen, Peet – no child of mine will be getting raped on a Christian youth group camping trip. We’re Jewish.
I bet her camel has a mean camel toe.
Even though her nipples are purple, I’d white her red dot then yell "Taste the rainbow, Apu"
Archie Panjabi is her stage name. Her real name is Slut Bamwalla.
I hope she’s still friend’s with that motherfucker that juggles hamburgers.
Remember that part in Iron Man where he blows away all the fucking towel-heads? That was fucking sweet.
Will Iron Man be in this movie?
Iron Man should be in every movie. Atonement would be awesome.
Steve Martin came up with an idea for a comedy and the studio said "that’s not funny"
Iron Man and Godzilla should be in every movie. Atonement would be awesome.
FIXED!
Chevy Chase came up with the idea to pull food out of my trash can.
I just can’t help it! Looking at Archie Panjabi and seeing her neck makes me want to jizz-rape everything!?!? If only there was a society where such hotties were hidden under black berkas!?!
Archie Panjabi does one hell of a “down” impersonation.
That bitch probably has permanent sand in the pussy.
You know why Archie Panjabi is filmDRUNK enemy #1? Because she took that fuckiing stupid picture and let us find it!
How come it looks like she has two faces put together?
She probably can grow a thinker beard than me on her clam.
Archie Panjabi’s MySpace name is Blecccccch.
She probably has navigation on her camel.
The only thing more bland than Pauly’s myspace page, is Archie Panjabi’s face.
I know for a fact her magic carpet macthes the drapes.
I have lots of glittery icons on my MySpace page and I kept Tom as my top friend because he’s been there from the start.
New post, fags.
We seriously need to hook up Archie Panjabi with Jughead Birkenstock.
"we’re sorry, this video is no longer available" every fucken time,
stop using youtube
Youtube was the only place with an embed code at the time. It’s fixed now, but sometimes you just gotta use Youtube because no one else has allows embedding yet.