05.16.08 TRAITOR TRAILER GREATER NOW THAN LATER

Guy Pearce’s facial structure was the basis for the new Indiana Jones movie.

” Archie Panjabi (pictured at left) ”

Hahaha, oh man, those fucking towel heads always have the weirdest fucking names! Haha, who would have the last name ‘(pictured at left)’- seriously? What a fucking looser.

USA!!!

I have never been credited with having an original idea.

I’m from Oregon. Empty jenkum balloon. 8==;-(

PS: I had a bucket of beer at lunch so fuck you correct spelling and emoticoning…

Fun fact: Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer were credited with the idea for chemical castration.

Burnsy: I bet the get tied to a chair in a burning building and use Guy Peirce’s cheek bones to cut their ropes.

Since when does "incognito" mean "homeless" ? Do people really think "hey, if I dress like I’m set to rob a convenience store and talk to my well-dressed and beautiful wife in the park, there’s no way people are going to stare, waiting for me to either expose myself to her or try to steal her purse!"

p.s - “looser” WAS intended.

Guy Pearce’s face is used to make topigraphical maps of Jupiter.

Anyone read my Robopriest story?

Guy Pearce was born after a gestation period of 45 months; his face looks like that as a result of what doctors call "Erosion in Utero"

If I had enough clout attached to my name as “writer of The Day After Tomorrow” , I would score even less pussy than Brendan Fraser.

This movie would be awesome if they added National Lampoon’s to the title.

Yes, Fek.  I think if I had heard somebody say "he is my rod" in a robotic voice, it would have taken the funny down a notch.

BTK, guys, more like "Archie Taintstabbi", am I fucking right, or what?

and is based on an idea from Steve Martin.

If my baby comes out with giant thumbs, I’m hoping to still get credit for the idea on the birth certificate. 

Cheadle’s such a bad ass. If he’s striking a blow against America we probably deserved it.

Filmdrunk is now on 30 different goverment watch lists. You’re welcome.

I was gonna wish you luck, Stoney, but since no one nominated my advice post yesterday, instead I’m gonna wish that erswi’s twins grow up to rape your kid in prison.

Hi, my name is Archie Panjabi or you can just call me “someone who may or may not have been in The Kite Runner”.

Archie Panjabi is hottest 12-year-old boy I’ve ever seen.
AOOGGGGAAAAAAA !!!!!

*that last comment needs to be read in the voice of ‘Short Round’ *

Stinky - I must have missed the advice.  I’ll take solace in the fact that at least my kid will have seen to New Orleans before heading to the big house.

score even less pussy than Brendan Fraser

He’s not even trying, though.

Archie Panjabi looks like Ron Perlman, looking like ‘the Beast’.

Oh Fraser tries, believe me.

“Hi baby, my name is Brendan Fraser. I’m an actor…um…well sometimes…do you like Pauly Shore movies?”