TRAILER FOR NEW COEN BROTHERS MOVIE
05.30.08
After the jump I’ve got the red-band trailer for Burn After Reading, the new Coen brothers movie starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, JK Simmons, and Frances McDormand. It opens September 12th, so plan your stay in rehab accordingly.
It appears to be a Lebowski-esque story of lost CIA files with Brad Pitt in the main role, except this time The Dude is a hyperactive personal trainer rather than an aging stoner.
I’ve got a pretty big nerd boner for this already, but does anyone else wonder about how the workload between the Coen Brothers actually breaks down? It’s easy just to say “The Coen Brothers” but are we talking perfect equality like Tomax and Xamot here or is it more like Jimmy and Billy Carter, where one brother’s hard at working brewing beer and the other just sits on his ass all day being president.
Thanks to BGavin for the tip
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Spike Lee thinks you’re a dick, ViLance.
Tomax and Xamot? Dor sho gha!
*heart flutters*
Probably more like Spock and Sybok!
Spike LeeHarvey Korman thinks your a dick, ViLance.There will never be a creepier screen cap than this one. Malkovich with a fucking hatchet, wearing a silk robe? Yikes….
The Coen brothers each write half of the script under the watchful eye of the Coen mother. She has presided over her fair share of arguments that begin "Mom, Ethan is looking at my side of the script!"
Luch, speak not that name!
There will never be a creepier screen cap than this one. Malkovich with a fucking hatchet, wearing a silk robe?
Hey, he could be wearing a clown suit with the fly open…
I’d like to bang Frances McDormand , just so I can scratch "grandmother" off my "list."
Sybok?
Why won’t anyone touch my nerd boner?
: ( empty nerd boner baloon
Not interested. I don’t know, it’s just not doing it for me today.
Michelle, I’m down.
I mean, I’m your huckleberry.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually think it looks kinda funny. Michelle, whip that fucker out. I’d fuck Tilda Swinton just so I could mark "dude" off my "list" without actually having had to fuck an actual guy.
Sweet sweet Huckleberry.
Michelle-shouldn’t that be "nerd click boner"?
May 30st is "actual" day. You dent no? You bettah acksumone….
Michelle, you mean your nerd click.
I don’t know why I don’t refresh before posting.
What are you guys all Doctors now? All’s I know is that it’s 12 inches of both happy and hurty and that I have noooo idea what I’m talking about right now. And that I have a hangover.
Oh, poor Mich…. I have to say, my nerd panties are moist. I do not have a click and will not even joke cause that shit was scary
So scary it’s awesome right?
right?
no, I guess not.
That looks pretty sweet if I do say so myself. I like a slightly crazier/stupider Brad Pitt
Everytime I see the Malkovich, I have the crazy singing Malkovich in my head…
I’m with Eib. I’m not really interested in a woman that flips me over and says, "My turn".
::: calls the Donk ‘n J Show, requests that they play ‘Detachable Penis’ for his good friend Michelle :::
Brad Pitt does crazy stupid so well I kind of wish it was all he did. Legends of the Fall would have been so much funnier and maybe, just maybe Meet Joe Black would have been watchable.
*makes Claire Forlani squishy eye face at people walking by
I lost it at a party : (
now it’s under a table with gummi bears stuck to it. Poor weenis.
J, you wanna cue that song up? I’m busy working on the wacky weather.
thanks guys, now I have Detachable Penis in my head, curing my Malkovich!!
How dare you guys rival my radio show? Tune in today and I’ll be taking requests for songs about back-stabbers and Benedict Arnolds.
Dude, Detachable Penis….niiiiiiiiiice!
Who say’s we’re rivals Burnsy? I always assumed that Donk n’ J in the morning came on right before Burnsy’s afternoon show.
BONG!!!
Works for me. Tune in to my radio show today as we discuss click fetishes and female merkins.
Oh, poor Mich…. I have to say, my nerd panties are moist. I do not have a click and will not even joke cause that shit was scaryThis sentence, when mixed with your avy, Eib, turned my nerd boner for this movie into a standard run of the mill boner. Sweat pants were a bad choice today.
This classic from King Missle goes out to Michelle07. Someone out there really thinks your fucked in the head Michelle, but, aren’t we all. Stay tuned for Wacky Weather on the 3′s with Donk, and don’t forget to leave your dial right the fuck where it is, cuz coming up at 11, your man Burnsy will be fielding calls about beastiality vs. sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. Is one any worse than the other? Tune in and find out….
*Michelle stares expectantly at computer waiting for beastiality tips. Sits through commercial for new Spiderman Brand nerd panties. Itches leg.
Burnsy, I think that sex with SJP would be worse, because you can muzzle an animal.
By the way, if your best friend ever ditches you on your birthday, the perfect revenge is telling everyone else that comes to the bar that he went to see the Sex and the City premiere with his mom.
NEW! Spider-Man brand nerd panties. They’ll make your nerd boner look like it belongs to black Spider-Man!
Yea, but you can ball gag SJP!
Ok, movie line trivia:
Let’s just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I’m sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we’re cha-cha-ing!
i think my phone is trying to tell me something. the predictive text wrote "sipping" when i tried to write "pissing". who’s got the boot!!!
Is Pitt the Dude and Walter Solcheck rolled into one? "I thought you might be worried about the security of your shit" kind of reminds me of "Where’s the briefcase Larry? Do you know what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"
Shit. It’s right there Luch……AAARRGGGG!!!
Yes, but, animals wont tell anyone, so no one will know. SJP will tell all her bitchy friends. Unless you BTK her. mmmm…
Stripes?
Real Genius
I have a detachable penis. A big black dildo.
you can ball gag SJP!
Why bother? I got a bridle and a bit in the barn…
This, this is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent, this is what happens to someone when they get too sexually frustrated.
tell us luch, I think Donkey may be right, but the voices in my head are confused
It was hot and I was hungry!!
Is this another In Living Color moment?
Real Genius indeed. I ♥ Donkey.
I can’t wait for the Real Genius sequel so I’ll know exactly the moment that my childhood dies.
No doubt about it Eibz. It’s the scene right after they get busted for the party.
YES!!! ::ringing bell drop:: It’s too bad employees of Fuckstick Communications are ineligible to claim prizes. Sorry Donk. ::sad trombone drop::
I know, but I love that movie and cant beleive I couldnt remember.
Im in a shame spiral
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a two-by-four with your penis?
Not right now….
A girl’s gotta have standards.
Erswi, I’m a little surprised you didn’t jump on it first. You quote the sun-god, thousands of women screaming and throwing tiny pickles dream at least once a week.
Just for that. We’re giving Erswi the prize. Congrats, buddy, you’re all set up with a pair of movie passes good to see Postal and a three pack of Spider-Man nerd panties.
Can I throw pickles at him, Donkey?
On three conditions Eibz:
1. You’re naked.
2. You’re screaming.
3. You bring 999 friends with you who meet conditions #1 and 2.
And they need to be chicks, Erswi. If I wanted to see 999 screaming naked dudes, I’d go to Fucksticks Communications’ X-mas party. You’d swear we worked for Johnsonville…..
I mean’t Eib. My mistake. We have a sample of those Spidey nerd panties in studio and I’m flummoxed to beat hell.
::throws Spidey Panties at Donk::
You better take these man. I’m putting punctuation in words now. I think those things are an alien symbiote or something.
Guys, don’t talk badly about Fuckstick Communications. I’m trying to get time added to my show so I can add the Heads Up 7-Up hour.
Woah there J! I appreciate the thought, but the only people I want throwing panties at me are Miley Cyrus fans.
new post btk
jeesh, like 237894 posts while im gone…
Donkey, the resident hermano de la Mancha get’s the square!
the coens movies are so hit n’ miss. The Big Lebowski is not great, just Like the usual suspects and Fight club are not great movies. these aare what passes for classics if your under 39. the Coens are the Blake edwards of the 2000′s. throw enough paint at the wall and eventually you’ll get a masterpiece
Oh Brad Pitt…so self-important…but so dimpled!