TRAILER FOR CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S CHOKE
05.28.08
Some facts about Choke (trailer after jump):
* Based on a book by Chuck Palahniuk
* Stars Sam Rockwell
* Main character awesomely named Victor Mancini
* Revolves around a sex-addicted historical interpreter who pretends to choke on food at restaurants and then bilks money from the people who save him
The toughest part about this for me won’t be the decision whether to attend, but rather how to disguise my nerd boner on the way past the ticket agent (and sweatpants do NOT work, trust me). Opens September 26 (in limited release, because God hates people who live outside of New York and LA).
Trailer also available at MTV, in case your boss is some kind of YouTube-hating communist baby-raper
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*little Reepicheep covers his eyes*
*squeak* Dor sho gha!
What would Jesus not do? Put it in my pooper.
Reepicheep sadly squeaks his tale:
Victor Mancini used to take me to his sex-addict meetings…he told the shameful tale of what he did with me and the Brawny tube…*sniffle*
Reepicheep fondly "squeaks his tail"
What would Jesus not do? Attend a Bar Mitzvah.
you tube sucks me
He would, he was Jewish Burnsy. He had one, probably
I have to see this.
What would Jesus not do? Attend a Bar Mitzvah.
Why not?
WWJnD? Post on FilmDrunk
I was inferring that he would prefer not to be around Jews because they would kill him again.
I guess I’m really off this week. I’m gonna go back over there and do a rehab stint in the minors.
OMG, Cherry Daquiri IS my real name.
BTK, reading Choke alone in a bar attracts men. I’m just sayin.
Funny Michelle, my real name is Penis Colosus.
But people just call you Penny for short right?
If a guy sees a chick holding anything with the word "Choke" on it, we consider it an oral sex challenge.
*Chodin bursts into kindergarten and punches teacher in the face*
Are you the fucker who fed my kid the bar of shit!?!?
The only thing that could make this movie better is if the seats in the theater can reverse-recline so that you can suck your own dick while watching.
I pretend to choke on food to get a free meal.
my spidey senses are tingling, must be a new post
Sometimes I have to adjust the choke to get the lawnmower to work. Then I realize I shouldn’t start it up in the yard I’m stealing it from. But fuck them anyway, I gotta make sure it works. This ain’t no free ride.
<to Palahniuk fans>
I just want to see them do Haunted so I can watch the Story of St Gut Free. Probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read.
<to everyone else>
Wait, this movie isn’t about the New England Patriots best Super Bowl performance ever?
I had a hooker that choked on my cum once, so I gave her a good tip. Looking back on it now, I think it was all a big scam.
I agree with Craptastic.
Haunted was basically written like a screenplay and would be easy to adapt, but I’m pretty sure it would give us orgasms that would make our faces melt off. Like those Nazis in Indiana Jones. And that would just be messy.
Can’t wait to drag my boyfriend to see this!
Thats what he gets for making me to watch shitty Indiana Jones.