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"THE TRAINING BRAS COME OFF"
Who needs maxis? Get old man pants!!!
That’s funny, "I Got Period Everywhere" is the name of my favorite Ben and Jerry’s flavor.
Burnsy-does it taste like pennies?
My favorite Ben and Jerry’s flaovor is "Not Even Trying Anymore".
It’s made with D-Cell batteries and marachino cherries.
"The Period Bloods" is a 1987 urban gang movie I’m writing.
*RoboPanda rides up on a wicked sweet jet ski dragging another jet ski behind it*
Guess who just got his stimulus chizzeck?
Mmmm, tastes like Jane Austen!
Ahhhh, don’t tell me that, Robo. There are hookers to be paid for and Uncle Sam is being a huge cockblock.
Robo-nice! I’ll bring the wine coolers whiskey!!!
The guy I rented these two jet skis from is probably going to be pissed that I covered them wiff stickers, huh? But I wanted them to go faster, dagnabit!
Do "Training Bras" train the breasts for all the groping, semen showers, and sucking on they’re about to recieve?
When they go to play this in theaters, the projectors are just going to dowse the audience and spray ovaries all over the fucking place.
You Americans are so clever.
Problem: Nobody has any money left to buy anything.
Solution: Government prints more money and gives it away to everyone!
With sound thinking like that you’ve saved the world once again Mr President…
I plan on going to theaters to hit on chicks who have seen this with my no-fail pick up line. "Let’s go to my van and see how far down your pants can travel"
The Sisterhood of the Annoying Cunts. Fuck me, that was awful. I’m gonna go on a Hulk smash wrecking spree to calm down.
I think that those pants have been passed around so much by now they are probably riddled with lice and crabs…
Was that in the trailer, Bryce? I missed that bit.
Sound like a bunch of dykes to me. What kind of woman wears pants? It’s skirts and dresses for you, missy. Daddy wears the pants in this house.
Yeah, it’s why any women who is into this movie needs to have her genitals dowsed in bleach.
I hope in the theaters they cover the seats with plastic.
I like to take a blind guy to this movie, sit him down and then ask him to describe the smell.
If this were a guy’s movie, it would be called The Brotherhood of the Traveling Sister. The plot would be a lot more interesting too.
I’m pretty sure that sharing pants is how chicks get yeast infections.
Or rug thumping. You can contract it either way.
I meant the free money thing. I remember hearing about this a few months ago. Is Operation Great Plan finally under way? John Maynard Keynes Is rolling his eyes and rolling in his grave.
"Why did you bring me to the docks? where are all the ships?
CB: Yeah. The chqs are literally in the post, about $600 per person. Everyone in the USA that has done Economics 101 has been silenced…
I also like it that the government advice is pretty much “Blow the lot!”
Alright, who opened the can of tuna?
LET THE A-CUPS HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE A-CUPS HIT THE FLOOR!
I bet the inside of those traveling pants looks like ambrosia salad.
"Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantschlange."
I bet it ironically looks like a Manwich.
In my house growing up, training bras were used the same as training wheels. Your dad put them on and left them on until he had give you the proper instruction and practice on using the real thing, at which point, he would be in charge of removing them.
"Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit" to all my ladies in the financial district.
Who’s Ambrosia Salad? I’ve heard of Ambrosia Custard.
Don’t worry about it CB. Ambrosia Salad got tossed.
I bet each time those girls go to take off the pants and swap, there’s a long string of melted cheese attached.
Chodin- totally. I nicknamed my girlfriend Velveeta.
Bob- totally. That is awesome.
I was hoping they would of named it
"The Sisterhood of your Pants Crumpled in the Corner with a Cum Stain on Them"
But since it such a long name, Movie theater would have advertise it as:
Each time they go to swap the pants, they have to wring out all the duck butter.
I was my first one!
Everytime the pants come off, someone yells "Who ordered the Tuna Melt?"
Chodin, The Mighty Fek’lhr just looked online…you got arrested for MOPERY?????
Hey, if you guys read a story about an office bloodbath in Kansas, where the accused is dragged away screaming "Stay the fuck out of my goddamned office! If you see me typing at my computer and I don’t break away from it to make eye contact with you, that is not a sign that you should continue fucking bothering me!" …
Anyhoo, if you hear a story about that. Don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from Donkey in a while.
Hey Donkey, that guy that’s bothering you . . . I can get that taken care of.
Fek’ler: I denied the mopery charges and demanded that they change it to “rape in public”, but alas the courts wouldn’t listen.
It’s everybody in the office, at least three times a fucking day. If the AC in this fucking building worked right I would just keep the door closed, but since I’m not in much of a mood to turn my workspace into an Auschwitz Sauna, I have to keep my door open and live with these assholes.
I have a similar prob Donk. But it’s, "When my office door is locked, the lights are off and my feet are up on the desk, I’m fucking sleeping it off, don’t wake me." Sometimes plant managers can be so pushy about ‘putting the fire out in the engine room.’
Fuck you Donkey i just wanted to borrow your stapler.
Donk hole, when I get bothered by someone with a question I just give’em the "steely eyed" look. And I always wear apair of brass knuckels
There’s one chick in the office who, I swear to God, must have had an inspirational poster for a father and a Dilbert comic for a mother.
*She walks in while I’m trying to FilmDrunk*
Hey, didn’t you know there’s no smiling allowed at work? Oh well, it’s Thursday, hang in there!
By the way, i completed a first aid course today. Got to treat an old lady’s pretend burst varicose veins. Sexy stuff. So, if any of you should require being put in the recovery position, then i’m your man.
And can somebody tell me whats wrong with jacking it at work? If they didn’t want me to do that at work they wouldn’t have given me a computer, right?
That aint wads of gum stuck under my desk… if-ya-know-what-I-mean.
She needs to get hooked up with Glenn.
CB, I’m medically trained, and I’m here to help you!
Donkey it sounds like somebodys got a case of the Mondays.
SMB, I believe you’d get your ass kicked talking like that.
Craptastic, if you wouldn’t mind eeeing to the old lady, i’ll, er, reassure her lovely grandaughter.
Ooh, not quite sure what eeeing means, but i like it.
it sounds like somebodys got a case of the Mondays. I told my boss that God kills a kitten every time that phrase is uttered.
My only problem is when I get haggled by these people called "Customers". As you can see by how frequent I post, I just Filmdrunk all day (along with drinking liquor/beer and sneaking off to smoke a bowl). I swear I only do work before 8 and after 5. But my work only consists of invoicing, and fixing files. Glad I didn’t go to college.
Out where I work we deal more with amputations and horrific chemical burns. And lemmee tell ya first hand, picking up somebody’s finger, when it’s off, is wierd.
Shit yeah Erwsi! (Did i fuck up the spelling on your other name?)
Hey, so are you guys working hard… Or hardly working? Eh? A hhahahahahaha!!!!
My penis fell off and rolled under the credenza about a minute into that, but I swear if I ever find it I’m gonna use it to give that skank from Gilmore Girls the best four to six minutes of her life.
Better to be picking up someone else’s fingers than to have someone else pick up yours.
hey assholes is it time for the disney no poon afternoon yet?
Lanky, this might be the shittiest video you ever posted on this site. See if I ever come here sober again.
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