THE STRANGERS WILL REAR END YOU
05.16.08
After the jump is an exclusive clip from The Strangers.
This was written and directed by Bryan Bertino, who you may remember as the dude who played "Smoking Guy" in Xtracurricular and "Soldier" in Waiting for Trains. He was also the gaffer on Xtracurricular. Is there anything this guy can’t do? Besides make a movie I would want to see?
In the clip, The Strangers ram Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman’s car. Why? They were home.
The premise of this movie, like so many horror movies, is that a bunch of rural people attack city folk for no reason other than because that’s how us rural folk do our thang. And we wear masks we can’t see out of when we commit crimes. It’s hard out here for a pimp. – RoboPanda
[source: joblo]
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My life is more exciting than this pile.
Robo-it’s funny when you pretend we don’t actually do this to city folk, ROFLKOTAL!
What would Bryan Bertino do, if he was here today?
Bryan Bertino < Brian Benben
/off to buy a new car, sissies. If I don’t see you again, it’s because I’m getting some tang.
They do it to city folk because they are so uppity with their "Pleases" and "thank yous" and napkins.
Sanitary napkins, bryce.
I was going to say of Liv Tyler "You sure do gots a purrty mouth." but then I realized she looks fugly. Squeal like a pig? Bitch is a pig.
Banner pic looks like Betty Boop is gonna ass ram Liv. Hooplah!
Fek: Having clean napkins just makes us hate the city folks even more…
Why are they attacking Liv anyway? She is clearly a Lumberjack not a city slicker.
Yeah… city folk…
<looks out window at city spread to horizon in every direction>
…they fucking suck.
I fucking hate them too!!!
*Chodin squints eyes at computer screen*
Oh, fuck- city folk!? I thought we were talking about Children’s Hope (Hospital). Naw, I don’t have any problems with city folk. They’re coo-.
Is Liv in line to get some of that Aerosmith loot? If so, i may change my policy on fucking her.
I would be more interested if this was about jacking off with a numb hand.
I grew up in a rural community… and honestly most of the raping, robbing, murder, and terrorizing of outsiders that went on was not nearly as elaborate or thought through as these movies would suggest. It just kind of made sense… you know?
Here, rural people attack city folk….. WITH METH!
Now, I have been trying to keep this bullshit off this site because Lance pretty much gives us free reign to do what the fuck we want and I respect that, but the following is so mind-numbingly retarded, I jsut had to share it with my friends here at Filmdrunk:
(From a fundie rant)
Actually, the latest news from those blaspheming astro-physicists is that there IS gravity in outer space!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Newton called! He wants his apple back!
I used to summer in a sleepy little town in Northern California when I was young. And nobody went looking for city folk to BTK, but… if one strayed to far from the pack, why pass an op for a savage rape/murder on Sunday after church?
If someone was ever trying to kill me, I’d just go to my closet, pick out the creepiest outfit I could find, throw on a Halloween mask and then try to fucking kill them. They would be terrified!
Fek… I… you know… fuck…
They just want to be friends.
Thta’s all. Friends.
This movie is stranger than fiction! Who’s with me?
*SMB hits self in head with tac hammer*
Waka Waka
And friends don’t let friends spell drunk.
The Shyamalanesque twist in this movie? The Strangers are defeated when you simply talk to them. OOOOOWHEEEEEEOOOOOO!
Bar none, the scariest thing in this world would be having to take a shit, and then as you’re crossing the street you get hit by a car.
I’d rear end Liv Tyler. There, I said it. I’d throw her around like a ragdoll and even put some toys in her attic.
Yeah, I know… dream on…
Sometimes, I wake myself up with my own farts. This movie is that scary.
Stinky-a guy can do worse than Liv Tyler.
New up.
I chased a guy down once for stealing a spinner of my friend’s rim with my T-Bird. I rammed his car’s rims so that spinner he stole would be obsolete. That was fun for me scary for the spinner theif.
That us carazzzzy Mexicans…..
P.S I left out the part where I snuck up on him at a stop light and took the handle half of The Club to his forehead.
There actaully is a new post :(
Chodin… scary masks and shit like that don’t really concern country folk who wield machetes, shotguns, horse whips, and all sorts of other wonderful inentions. Education, sophistication, and intelligence mean nothing when you’re face-to-face with a 250lb woman who throws hay bails on trucks for a living and has every intention of turning you into her basement bitch. Good luck buddy… and enjoy the smells and flavors.