BDTV has some new clips from The Strangers, which was written and directed by masterful gaffer Bryan Bertino. I just can’t suspend my disbelief of this movie. I grew up with a cornfield in my backyard and I have no desire to put on a dollar store mask and hunt down city folk for He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
If people around here actually saw Liv Tyler’s character, their real reaction would be more like this: "I have a plaid shirt just like that at home. Wait, your name is Liv? Well, that’s different. Hey, your husband sure is a looker. Good on ya. Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do know where you can score some weed. Just drive over to the Kum N Go when the night shift cashier is there. The code phrase is Uff da."
I put two of these clips [courtesy of crackle] after the jump. Roll that beautiful bean footage. – RoboPanda

Liv Tyler sucks at potato sack races.
It’s not Kum n Go, it’s Ejaculate and Evacuate!
<winks at Fek according to rule #3 of CJC>
Since Liv Tyler did so much for me thanks to that Crazy video back in the 90′s i feel obligated to say this:
I’d hit it
…if you stab her…
…i will cum…
WHA HA HA!!!!! The Mighty Fek’lhr laughs harder and harder every time Robo gets all "nonchalant" about how us country bumpkins feel about city folk! BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH!
*winks back at Crap*
Plausible Deniability, Fek.
I grew up in an entire fucking STATE consisting of a cornfield. I’ll never forget the first time my family went to Kansas City when I was 12 and I saw my first stoplight. It was fuckin’ sweet!
BTK, when I get done with that Susan Pedenskyphile doll, we can take turns passing the MF around. Bex gets next, who wants thirds?
I drove through Kansas once… once.
I want super slippery sloppy slimey sixths or I don’t want SHIT!
I tried driving through Kansas and got stuck living here.
In this movies, the Strangers are defeated when Liv Tyler and her hubby get to know them. It’s a heartwarming film, the trailers don’t do it justice.
Anybody else see the masks that The Strangers are wearing and wonder when Heath is gonna show up and shoot em in the back of the head? What? Too soon? Didn’t think so.
I’m loving the avatar, Burnsy. Last Starfighter, yes?
Did you guys ever notice that Last Starfighter, Last Dragon, and Last of the Mohicans had nothing in common?
Well, except for the power of the glow!!!!! *doodadoo doodadoo doodadoo*
I’d stab Liv and her good looking husband. They are probably assholes…
masterful gaffer Bryan Bertino
The figure skater?
Would anyone else bang Liv tyler’s plus size modeled sister? Cause I know I’d make her fat ass ripple with every thrust.
Banner pic dialogue
Liv: Oh, shit. Don’t stab me! I lost a contact! Nobody stab anybody! It was right here! Dammit, it was colored too!
Betty Boop looking thing: <heavy breathing> Braaak!
L: No godammit you fucking hick! I said contact! Not dignity! I lost that when I did Armageddon! I thought the shit was on your heel, not in your ear!
BB: <dejected> …braak…
Fuck it, I’d tap the husband. Liv has gone to shit…
Q: Who would win in a fight between Reepicheep and God?
A: Trick question! Reepicheep IS God!
Repicheep shot first!!
Reepicheep is in to some kinky shit! Did you see the way he and his posse tied up that cat? Very BDSM.
::jumps up and down, waving arms in the air like he just doesn’t give a fuck::
Hey Robo!!! Where’s the weekend box office post? I wanna see if Iron Man beat Speed Racers pre-teen, seizure inducing ass again.
Yes, I’m too fucking lazy to look for myself.
FACT: Speedy Gonzales is the Looney Tunes equivalent of Reepicheep. In fact, every Christmas Reepicheep invites the Gonzales family over for Huevos Rancheros.
Every Cinco De Mayo, Speedy has Reepicheep over for cerveza and lemonade tacos. And cocaine.
JHC-Iron Man came in second behind Prince Caspian. ;)
Top ten (and their RT rating):
71% Chronicles of Narnia: … $56.6M 93% Iron Man $31.2M 28% What Happens in Vegas $13.9M 34% Speed Racer $7.6M 60% Baby Mama $4.6M 12% Made of Honor $4.5M 84% Forgetting Sarah Marshall $2.5M 56% Harold & Kumar Escape … $1.8M 62% The Forbidden Kingdom $1.0M 91% The Visitor $0.7M
JHC, I don’t think I’m supposed to post more than 10 things, so the weekend preview got bumped. Here’s the chart:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
Dor sho gha! The Mighty fek’lhr might go see Postal after all!
Zach Ward is Dude in Postal, a down-on-his-luck, down in the dumps trailer park guy with a morbidly obese nymphomaniac wife at home doing the male neighbors, while he rambles around town unable to find work.
susan is the new hermione
eddie izard is awesome he was perfect for reepicheep, this summer is looking great for movies, wiff iron man and now prince caspian, next week comes indiana jones i cant wait to see those ET’s again
Excellent. Thanks Fek and Robo.
::raises Pauly’s piss boot high for a toast::
Here’s to Speed Racer only making another 7.6 Mil. and hopefully moving the Wachowski’s one step closer to pulling the trigger on each other.
Sure is, Brim.
/sorry, was out to lunch
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fuckin’ apostrophe. Who would own one step anyway?