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Synecdoche New York is the directing debut of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman, which is about all I need to know in order to have a raging nerd boner over it. No release date is set yet, but it premiered at Cannes last week.
As you can see, the poster’s just been released and it features Phillip Seymour Hoffman presiding over a pretty hefty to-do list. I mean, I’m assuming it’s Phillip Seymour Hoffman – any second it could slowly turn around and… Surprise, it’s the Cryptkeeper! You’d forgotten about me since the early 90s, hadn’t you my pretties! *maniacal cackling*
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The world’s largest collection of passive-aggressive post-it notes left by angry college roommates.
Pictured: Val Kilmer and his Twinkie receipts.
I’ll see this as soon as I can pronounce the title.
Will Ferrell prepares to throw the dart at his list of quirky sports.
Fuck off! I’ll never have sex with you!
If I had a post-it note for everytime I’ve heard that……
That must be the stupidest game of "Memory".
My post-it notes all have P.T.O. written on them… on both sides!
The storyboard for the world’s coolest flipbook.
When flipped, my Post-it notes show a guy getting hit by a car.
Don’t be that guy.
The votes are in…Uwe must die.
This is also what the poster looks like for Memento 2: I Hate Needles.
That’s the producer for the next Lord of the Rings movie, careful not to mix up those post- it-note Mr Producer
Those are the lamest baseball cards ever.
Pauly, is that the guy shotgunning 7 & 7
from Double Dragon?They went with the cheap coasters for Pissbootoberfest.
It does kinda look like the Mom from Psycho. in a good way though. please don’t kill me old lady.
I’m not usually one to notice or complain about minutae like this, but check out the desk immediately over PSK’s head, and the one beyond that. They are exactly the same. In fact I counted four total uses of that one desktop in the poster.
That’s some lazy goddamn Photoshop work, and that’s coming from a guy who thinks the clone stamp tool is the greatest invention since the pocket pussy.
This guy is going to have one hell of a time getting the entire offices’ Starbucks order correct.
I for one find the lack of adorable animals in recent posts completely unacceptable. I moose birfday dog : (
Did you know that in the old comics the Cryptkeeper wasn’t all, like, decomposed and stuff?
Post it notes or next year’s ration of toilet paper. Every sheet accounted for.
Nobody was fooled by the Republican party’s new AIDS memorial.
Erswi, that was me. Yesterday.
And it’s also the reason I woke up this morning throwing up, and got the chills/shakes right now.
"Fat Penguin intern counts the site hits on Filmdrunk"
That’s the way my desk looks on payday after checking out the erotic service ads on craigslist.
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awww..wait, he’s stoned and drunk? thats a shocker
John thought he could avoid another post-it note covering every inch of his cubicle prank if he moved his cubicle into a warehouse and got seventy desks… he was partially right.
Sorting the song requests for today’s radio show is a tedious task.
White guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, jew, white guy…
I’m pretty sure Synedouche is the new femine product by Massengill that combines the cleansing power of Borax with the artificial fragrance of 10W-30.
Just another day, working Quality Control, at the over-sized fortune cookie factory…..
shozbot! I missed a "c" there. Oh well.
New up wiff tits. Not bare tits, but tits nonetheless.
Every one of those notes says:
"Do U Like Me? (check one)
Yes
No"
He plans to hand them out at his middle school.
new post, true believers!