Yesterday I reported on rumblings that Tobey Maguire wouldn’t be back for Spider-Man 4 and 5, and that the studio had a couple douchingtons in mind as possible replacements.
Today someone in the know claims those stories were totally bogus.
Head of Media Relations for Sony/Columbia Pictures Steve Elzer told the IESB today that the Fugit story is 100% false and added, "No one is being considered for the role but Tobey. Period."
And with that, the six people still interested in another Spider-Man movie collectively mouth breathed a sigh of relief. In related news, if I were Spider-Man I would definitely shout "SKEET SKEET!" every time I shot my webbing.
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Would it count as a radio-active mutant power if I shot my web at her face? B/c if so I am so fuckin super right now!
Spider-Girl likes two in the pink, one in the stink. Dor sho gha!
You don’t hear the expression "fight crime all over her face" that often anymore. It could apply here.
CBRS, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that expression. And yet, it could still apply.
I find that tickling my balls makes my spider sense tingle
"Interracial spider-dating is now commonplace"
Obviously. This girl’s half-Indian, half-Jewish.
spiderman spiderman does whatever a spider can
spins a web eats a bug he’s got radioactive blood
I got nothing
No more Dunst and Maguire. Time for some new blood.
"I met him on blacksuperherolove.com, an interracial dating site. He was the only one there…."
Black Spiderman slings web and crack.
Black Spiderman’s archnemesis is Hydro-Man.
I think that maybe, just maybe, all this shit is retarded. And Vance-a-lot types like a fag.
Awww…Spidey LLLLOOOOUUUURRRRVVVVVEEEESSSSS Spider-Girl!
I’m bouts ta redrum on this spidey-nagga, disrespectan my set. HEY! Hey you and yo mu-fuckin bitch, WASSUP CUZ?
I’m actually surprised that Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson didn’t have hissy fits about black Spidey being a lazy, dancing, womanizing criminal.
Black Spiderman’s archnemesis is the welfare line
Spike Lee green lights this movie.
I’m actually surprised that Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson didn’t have hissy fits about black Spidey being
a lazy, dancing, womanizing criminalwith a white girl. They probably wanted that sweet little snowflake for themselves.phicksed.
I never saw the third one… was it any good? I heard Emo-Spiderman started cutting begause his gf was soooo fug.
That’s "Spyda" Man.
Plus: She has a hot body
Minus: She’s a butterface
Minus: She’s a cosplayer
The minuses have it, I’d only do her doggystyle.
Black Spider-Man is hung like Chyna’s click.
And, yes, He is trying to hammer "click" into our Drunxicon.
Black Spiderman can dunk, but he doesn’t focus on fundamentals.
Black Spiderman actively encourages his girlfriend to eat more.
Donk-guys like Lince and I know that the ugly chicks will let you do whatever you want to them, and can suck-start a leafblower.
When traversing the city on his web, Black Spidey always gets distracted by Popeye’s and Churche’s chicken outlets and ends up swerving like a drunk.
Ugly chicks are exactly like hookers, only with the added bonus of being free.
Fek, you control the FilmDrunk lexicon. If you blog it, it is so.
Black Spiderman gets pulled over and questioned about whether his webbing is stolen.
Black Spiderman has a "kool-aid smile" under the mask.
New inky post.
Balck Spidey always tries to use white guilt to get ahead in his career.
Black Spidey has caused all of the criminals in NYC to change their hours of operation to 5 A.M.- 4 P.M.
Black Spiderman gained his powers after drinking a Radioactive bottle of Thunderbird.
Black Spiderman will save your life, but he will steal your wallet.
Black Spidey will speak of being ‘stereotyped’ while snorting a line of blow off the glass coffee table.