Sadly, it’s not Charlotte/Kristin Davis, because she’s a big prude.
Davis, 43, recalled the moment when the film’s writer and director Michael Patrick King told her to strip. She said: "He tried to get me to be naked in the shower scene. I feel like I can’t do that stuff. I feel really panicky about that stuff." [It's okay, baby, just relax. -Ed.]
Surprisingly, it’s not Samantha/Kim Cattrall either.
Cattrall was notoriously uninhibited as the promiscuous Samantha and frequently appeared naked. Now divorced, however, even the 51-year-old actress is featured only partly nude in the new film, in a scene showing her fantasising about making love while covered in sushi. [Source]
Jesus. According to the ancient texts of my religion, post-menopausal vag should be kept far far away from raw meat. Anyway, of course Carrie/Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t getting naked, so who does that leave? …Yup, Miranda/Cynthia Nixon. Orange you excited? Reportedly the nude scene occurs when Miranda is surprised by a pack of lions while munching on acacia leaves down at the watering hole. -Thanks to Robo for the tip
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAMOPHLANGE????
Just knowing that SJP is NOT going to get nekkid gave The Mighty One a slight rubbery.
Thinking about Rex Racer made it go the rest of the way!
pass
Kristin Davis wouldn’t get naked because the blade on the mower kept breaking when they tried to trim her down.
I heard Cynthia Nixon’s labia look like Melissa Etheridge’s wedding photo.
Going off the publicity pic, i guess the credit crunch isn’t affecting these cunts. How much more of a self indulgent piece of horseshit could this movie be? None more. I hope this movie is like the videotape from The Ring and everyone who sees it dies horribly.
liked the Miranda/giraffe gag.
The producer’s attempts at building interest for this movie using any type of sexuality is like marketing cancer as a hair-removal product.
I think this info may tie in very closely with the mystery of the character who dies. Is there such a thing as being disgusted to death?
This is great news for Zoophiles everywhere!
I saw a commercial for this last night, first time I’ve seen any of it because I haven’t even watched the trailer here. So I’m guessing this whole movie is about this Mr. Big asshole buying SJP whatever she wants. Because giving ugly girls hope isn’t cruel at all, right?
Stoney, you’re getting a nom as soon as we get a new nom page.
Thanks, Burnsy. We don’t want to rush Lance into posting COTW, of course. He’s right in the middle of his thumb work out.
Actually, the nude scene in question involves Lance’s thumb.
WHy is it that when The Mighty Fek’lhr sees this banner pic, He can’t help but think of that part in Predator where Jesse Ventura mows down all them brown-skinned lads with the super-god-gun?
the nude scene in question involves Lance’s thumb.
And Rex Racer’s ass.
Now my dick is gonna beat me.
Actually, the nude scene in question involves Lance’s thumb.
If there is a merciful God, it will be used to block the lens during that scene. If possible (and of course it is – look at the size of that thing), it would be great if it blocked the microphones as well.
GON’ HAFFA SUMFUN TA NIGHT! GON’ HAFFA SUMFUN TA NIGHT! GON’ HAFFA SUMFUN TA NIGHT!
Over here…
turn around…
The movie is going to end when one of them dies after giving birth to her litter.
Would you consider God a major character? Maybe that’s it, maybe they kill off God. I mean, any reality in which Carrie Bradshaw is not shunned by society for being the human offspring of a horse and a broom handle would have to be a reality in which God was already dead.
I think it’s cool that after all these years Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall are in another movie together. They had great chemistry in Big Trouble in Little China.
I think I’d rather see Cynthia Nixon’s lumpy lunch lady of a life partner naked. Actually, I’d rather get eye cancer so I couldn’t see either of them.
I hope it’s Kim Kattrell…….no honest to God, I’ve been in love with that woman since Big Trouble In Little China. Say what you want about the old bat, I think she’s hot.
I hope it’s Mr. Big.
I hope it’s me, because that would be pretty F-ing cool to show up naked in a movie.
I would only appear naked in a movie if it was done artistically. Artistically, of course meaning a porn shoot with Anne Hathaway.
Fuck that, I just hope it’s Anne Hathaway.
I would appear naked in a movie if it was done autistically.
[enter room, Pauly sits naked in the corner, counting his pubes]
And, Cut! Print it, that’s a wrap!
I’d watch this if SJP appears naked in it.
Posthumously.
82, 82, 82.
246 total.
USA showed First Wives Club yesterday evening after the Indiana Jones marathon, in which all three were played out of order, and while I didn’t watch First Wives, I did realize that SJP plays some guy’s trophy wife. So, I guess God has been dead since at least 1996.
This just reinforces my belief that this movie was created by a spiritual cult waiting for it’s release so they can all simultaneously watch it and die.
Stone – Ridiculous. I second your cancer comment and wish to pay you tribute for your awesomeness.
This just reinforces my belief that this movie was created by a spiritual cult waiting for it’s release so they can all simultaneously watch it and die.
Just like a gaggle of hags to walk four wide, taking up the whole goddamn sidewalk/mall aisle, looking at anything except where they’re fucking going , swinging their bags and gigantic stupid fucking purses all over the place, then stopping right in the middle of everyfucking thing and screaching at one another, then giving you the stink eye when you have to brush past them because you’re still 100′ from the shitter and Aslan in on the fucking move!
Is SJP dressed like a boy because they have just given up trying to make her not look like a bucket of dicks?