WATCH THE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP
The official version of the new trailer for Indiana Jones and the Stuff That Seemed Awesome in the 80s is out.
Check it out after the jump, and be sure to listen closely around the 1:36 mark if you want a taste of what Rough LeBeouf’s accent’s going to sound like for probably the whole movie. “So wuzzee gonna do now? Dis guy’s got a friggin’ rawket loncha? Marone, loogada stugats on dis prick! Heeeyoooeeeyyooeeeeyy. *grabs crotch* Heeeeyyyooyeeeyeeeeooooyyyeeeoooeeeyoooo.
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I did the hooker/pedophile/drug routine one post too early!
Fek, don’t feel so bad. It’s never too early, really.
Has anybody thought of the perfectly terrible storm if this movie does incredibly well and they come up with the idea to spin it off with Rough LeBouf taking over the reigns as the next Indy?
I just shuddered, sharted, and vomited a little. Sorry if I caused the same reaction in you. Like I said last week, misery loves company.
Rough LePouffe = Vinnie Barbarino.
In the movie, does his character grow up to found Judas Priest?
Mofo LePoof looks like the lead rider for The Mild Bunch.
Thank God he tilted the hat. Otherwise he’d look like a fag.
Apparently, this movie has a lot of self-referential "I’m getting too old for this shit" humor in it. That just ruins it for me, we’re supposed to be the ones picking on how old Indy is. It’s like the fat kid at the pool who’s wearing a shirt that says I Beat Anorexia and cracking wise about how the national oceanographic institute has asked him to stay off the high dive. Motherfucker, it’s not as hurtful if you get to say it first.
Dis guy’s gotta arm like a fuggin’ eggplant!
I wish it had Jack Black in it, because then I could hate it without feeling bad.
We’re those Indy’s punches snapping, or his osteoporetic bones?
Is that a still from a new Village People movie? Or is Lepoof just working the streets now? Looks like rough trade to me
"……the 80s is out."
Said it all right there, man. Said it all right there.
When asked which sidekick role he enjoyed more between Constantine and Indiana Jones, Lebeouf replied with "Oh, definintely Indy. I got to dress in leather and Mr. Ford always had Werther’s Originals to give the cast and crew."
Just wanted to throw this out there – they say that the crystal skull is made from solid gold.
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ChicBeouf looks like if James Dean & Marlon Brando, and Popeye the Sailor & Corey Feldman had children, and then those children mated.LeBeouf looks like James Dean, but the off-screen "experimental bi-sexual" James Dean.
LePoof looks like James Dean . . . when James Dean was 12. And a girl. And gay. Just like him.
I would rather that Lebeouf look like present-day James Dean.
It looks like he’s on one of those lame-ass motorcycle rides at the carnival that just follows a track and you can’t even control the bike.
Lebeouf looks like the James Dean who loves sausage.
Hye, look! That girl is riding a motorcycle!
Guys, where the fuck has JHC been?
What are you rebelling against, Shia?
What is it socially acceptable for me to rebel against?
Wait, wait guys I’ve got it Shia Le……………..Poof!!!!!
He’s fleeing the Blue Oyster bar in a hurry because he ditched his date to handle the tab.
new post vag tuckers!