POUT POUT SMASH: MORE HULK VIDEOS
05.27.08The internets are all a titter with new clips from The Incredible Hulk – you can watch a couple of them after the jump, but I think my favorite is the one above. It’s a promo for the Hulk-themed American Gladiator episode that airs two weeks from now. Just in case Titan’s spandex clothes, flaccid, highlighted blonde locks, waxed eyebrows, and smooth, steroid-enhanced physique weren’t gay enough for you, now he’s going to paint himself green, flex a lot, and whisper creepy stuff in the contestants’ ears.
In related news, when I take other men from behind I think it’s really hot to talk in a Macho Man Randy Savage Voice. Tiiime for a reacharound! OHHH YEEAAAAH! *smashes bedside lamp with dildo*
Via ComingSoon
Also, Dear AOL, Your embed code blows.
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That’s funny, The Mighty Fek’lhr’s gay porn voice sounds a lot like Linus from Peanuts.
SNAP ME WITH YOUR SLIM JIM!!!
DIG IT!!!
and..
Yea, FUCK YOU AOL!!
Mine is DUFFMAN. REACHAROUND OH YEAHHHH!
wait, I’m not a dude. Dangit.
Speaking of gay porn, I’m never getting thanked for the tip ever again, am I?
Mine is the Gobbledy Gooker.
Mine sounds like the teacher from Peanuts, cuz there’s a dick in my mouth.
Kidding people, I like sailors remember? Wait….
I saw a new trailer for the hulk, it looks fucking horrible. Hasn’t Norton said that he isn’t gonna do any promo for it because it’s such a heap of shit?
But Edward Norton wrote it so it has to be great.
Mine would always come out like Mush Mouth..but it doesn’t cause I’m a lady. Whoa whoa whoa I’m a lady.
Heyba youba, leb me puta my weinerba inba yer bottomba.
luch why are you El Honorable Presidente??
Good pregunta homey.
no se.
Mine is Christopher Walken.
<shoves wall clock up ass>
Young man… I knew your father… I really knew your father’s ass…
rumor has it that they may be shooting some scenes of 4 fast 4 furious here in magdalena a couple of towns away, if i hear anything or see anything i’ll let you know vince
Just in case Titan’s spandex clothes, flaccid, highlighted blonde locks, waxed eyebrows, and smooth, steroid-enhanced physique weren’t gay enough for you, now he’s going to paint himself green, flex a lot, and whisper creepy stuff in the contestants’ ears.
Vince, you ever think of writing erotica? You have got me SO HOT right now!
I finally get the boss off my ass for five minutes and this is what I find on FD… OK, if I were a guy, that would have tied together a lot better.
waaaiiiit… I thought the LAST post was gay porn.
Was the old American Gladiators as gay as the new one? It might explain the emos and metros these days. Leave it to network television to gay up a bunch of muscular guys in tiny, tight spandex!
Correct me if I’m wrong…but they MADE THIS MOVIE…with different actors. I thought they’d at least get creative and have Zombie Hulk save a Rec Center trough his favorite creative medium: masks made out of newspaper and glue.
The Incredible Hulk
"You wouldn’t like him when he maches "
to make you guys hate me more, i saw indy 4 this weekend (loved it) and i saw a new preview for hulk and i gotta say that it made me get exited for it, i remember a lot of people were hating on iron man before it came out, so im gonna give hulk the benefit of the doubt
HULK MAD
HULK SMOOCH
YES, SMOOCH OTHER HULK MAN.
HULK FINALLY CONTENT
Im with Donkey on this one, Lance.
Since when is there a 5’9" 155lbs Asian American Gladiator?
What the fuck is this, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
Bex-
Have you watched HAZ yet?Take it from a Klingon, Hulk will bite forshak.Speaking of gay porn, I’m never getting thanked for the tip ever again, am I?
It’s easier to note places where the tip DIDN’T come from you, at this point.
Bex-
Have you watched HAZ yet?Take it from a Klingon, Hulk will bite forshak.Good, I never liked that little Jew bastard anyway.
fek can you send me those HAZ links please?
this needs to be taken care of today!!!
HULK SAY NOT SO FAST AT FIRST, HULK STILL NEW TO THIS.
DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM,
HULK NEVER THINK THIS HAPPENTO HIM…
HULK PROMISES SPIT ON IT FIRST
HULK NO WANT FRICTION!
Just to clarify for bexxy, don’t worry about your Hulk hard-on . . . I don’t think we could hate you more.
*Pauly walks into room, places two boots on the ground*
Watch this!
*Pauly pisses a split stream, one into each boot*
Here’s for that I.O.U……. with interest.
*Chodin walks into room covered in dirt, dragging a coffin. Sits down quietly.*
Hey gays…I’m back.
My question is, what if I paint my dick green and it rips through condoms?
At least it’s not naturally green, Pauly. Try explaining that through screams of "AY DIOS MIO, ESE PENE ES VERDE!!!"
[in a Macho Man Randy Savage Voice]
Snap into a New Post! OH YEEEEAAH!
Bursy, there’s a street and a High school here called "Palo Verde".
I just call them "Hulk cock".
Sexy new post!