MMM, STEROIDS
05.07.08
Bigger, Stronger, Faster* is a documentary by Chris Bell (trailer after the jump), a guy whose other credits include writing WWF Raw is War in 1997. I can only imagine that involved sitting around a table going, “Okay, how ‘bout The Rock adopts a bulldog puppy and then Stone Cold Steve Austin shows up and runs it over in his truck? I mean, there’s definitely gonna be a Peoples’ Elbow, but it’d be nice if it had some backstory, you know what I mean?”
Anyway, the movie premiered at Sundance, but doesn’t appear to have a theatrical release date set. If the trailer is any indication, this will go further than the normal Drugs Are Bad, Mmm’Kay? discourse in which steroids are normally discussed.
I mean, I hope it will. Because every time you do a bad piece about steroids, Sylvester Stallone rips an angel’s wings off. … LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Steroids are good for you. Just ask
Jose CansecoLyle AlzedoBarry Bonds. . . ok, they’re pretty fuckin horrible. What is Stallone’s problem, anyway. Oooh, oooh! Ask the Governator! Yeah, that’s the ticket!My documentary will also debut at Sundance. It’s called "I’ll Hold Her Down, You Watch the Door" and it deals with the awesomeness of GHB.
You can tell they wanted to use the Daft Punk song, but test marketing (performed in a GNC) found it to be "overly gay".
Steroids made me into the man I am today. Because I was once a woman and I took steroids and turned my bulbous clit into my dong.
Steroids made me a man in a woman’s
bodyskin suit. Ok, it wasn’t steroids, I did it myself.Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me soooo hard.
I was once a writer for G.L.O.W. They fired me after turning down a match involving barbed wire and fisting.
I don’t see the big deal about steroids. If these people want to inject themselves with dope to get high, who am I to say it’s bad?
::erswi types PM to JHC::
Steroids don’t make you high? What’s all the fuss about then?
"Stallone and his dog Dianabol at the beach"
If there’s an award for picture and caption of the year, I’m nominating this one.
Now would be a good time to embed the ‘All Drug Olympics’ SNL skit…
Post time bitches. New up.
Also, steroids don’t make you high.
I saw that guy with the giant arms on a Discovery Channel special, if he gets more than 30 seconds of time then I’ll lower my expectations acordingly.
This seems fitting in this thread. Fek, I know you’ll agree.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE BLAZER!!!
Thanks to him, pay per views will never be as cool as Over The Edge in KC was.
Over The Edge in KC? Owen Heart?
If they want to shrink their package, or make it not work. Let them.
I dated a girl after she left a dude that took steroids. She told me that his buffed up lameass couldn’t even get an erection. How fucking stupid do you have to be to mess with fucking, the greates joy in life?
That is all.