WATCH THE MATTHEW FOX INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP
I didn’t remember this, but apparently in Knocked Up there’s a part where Katherine Heigl is supposed to go interview Matthew Fox from Lost and Seth Rogen says, "Hey, you know what’s interesting about him? Nothing." Anyway, some dude over at MTV interviewed Fox recently and decided to make things really awkward by asking him about it, and Fox went out of his way to say he hadn’t seen the movie and had no interest in it.
“Those types of movies are not, like, my deal.”
"Totally oblivious to it, haven’t seen the movie, it’s not my cup of tea, duuude."
Asked what kind of movies were his cup of tea, Fox said, "I like, you know, Fellini and Bresson and, like, other old filmmakers I’ve heard smart people talk about. That one foreigner, he’s my favorite." Poor lil’ guy, it was a cheap shot, I know. Does your widdow vagina hurt? Come here and let daddy kiss it and make it better. Wait, no, that came out wrong. …I’m going to be a horrible father.
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That punch lacks fast and fury.
Another thing that punch seems to be lacking . . . testicles.
When asked to elaborate on the line "not my cup of tea" Fox went on to say "The movies I like are, like, the bees knees man. I tend to enjoy totally far out and radical stuff while hanging ten with my friends"
dr jack shepphard can do no wrong in my eyes
except if he cums in them what?If I was Fox, me retort would have been:
"You know what was funny about that movie? Nothing!"
So he doesn’t like "pro-life" movies, I can dig it.
You could see the seething rage boiling underneath the surface. His teddy bear and pillow are in for one long night of angry hugs and tears.
According to my last trial, swinging at a man in head-to-toe leather and his little friend with a red scarf qualifies as a hate crime.
Matthew fox is the anti-Ernest Borgnine
If Wilford Brimley were still alive he would kick Matthew Fox’s ass.
You can tell he’s seething that Seth Rogan is having movie sex with Katherine Heigl and Elizabeth Banks while he’s stuck on an island having a "party of five."
Someone call it: Thumbs in or thumbs out?
"….Does your widdow vagina hurt?"
I know things were bad, but his husband died too? That’s so sad.
although in last weeks episode he played grabass with kate for a while, and i’d kill each and everyone of you to get that opportunity
Racer X: No, no, no Wackie Chan. A cunt-punch is supposed to be lower.
When asked what he considered his ‘cup of tea’, Fox replied "This: (pantomimes prissy sip of tea with pinky sticking out)".
Crazy like a, h’mm …*puts thinking cap on* crazy like a duck?
Someone call it: Thumbs in or thumbs out?
Thumb out his ass, in his mouth.
Fox immediately started working on a script in which the two main characters discuss Judd Apatow and the leading lady says to the leading man "You know what’s not funny about Judd Apatow? His Face!"
“Those types of movies are not, like, my deal.”
Translated- "Judd Apatow can kiss my ass. That dude keeps casting the same people, over and over. Yeah, I auditioned for a role in Forty Year Old Virgin. I’ll be damned if someone with my star quality was going to be a television shopper. I’m on a television show with a cult following nearly as big as Heroes, man. I’m fuckin’ big time."
SIP syndrome, classic case
SIP: sand in pussy
The Mate1 Intimate Date Site chick is causing the blod to rsh frm mu hea…………………..
When Matthew Fox shows up in next Spring’s 28 Dresses this interview will sound much different.
When offered the chance to retort, Apatow had this to say: "Mmpff mammf rriffft mpffs swofff".
The interviewer offered this loose translation "Fuck off, Gilligan – I’ve got a mouthful of hot blond snatch here."
Am I the only chick around today? Jeez.
I feel like Im in the middle of a sword fight and all I brought was a catchers mitt.
Matthew Fox is so above critically acclaimed comedies. That’s why he sticks to more intellectual projects like adaptations of 60′s children’s programs and Dennis Quaid films.
Sorry, eib. If it’s any consolation, we love you like a sister. Luckily for you, 75% of this crowd is into incest.
Mmm…catcher’s mitt…
Luckily for you, 75% of this crowd is into incest.
Dor sho gha! Who the fuck is the other 25%?????
In a similar scene, Christina Ricci catches the man’s fist in a different manner.
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Holy fuck, what hot key did I just press?
Dor sho gha! Who the fuck is the other 25%?????
Some stupid mother fucker.
"Not my cup of tea, dude" translates to "Not a big fan of the jews"
I’ve had sex with a chick that had sand in her pussy.
At least that’s what she told me when I inquired as to the rash on my dick afterwards.
Holy hell! We’re having a sword fight? I hope Fek brought his bat’leth!
Just call me King Durst the Second.
there was no other King Durst before me, but no way in hell am I gonna be King Durst the First around this mofo!
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I hope Fek brought his bat’leth!
The Mighty Fek’lhr always has His bat’leth letter opener!!!
*Wooden carriage pulls up, Chodin climbs out*
Man, those 18th century bitches taste like lobster!
Can you split open a peach Optimo with a bat’leth without breaking it, Fek?
And Lost still sucks.
I don’t know who the fuck Gemma Atkinson is, but over there is destroying my New Year’s resolution about masturbating at work. First that spicy Quesadilla Eva Mendes, now this busty vixen.
Aw fuck it, I’m surprised I made it May honestly.
Back in a flash.
Qaplah! The Mighty Fek’lhr will be proud to learn that my mother-in-law owns a Bat’leth replica, and it’s on display in her living room – right along side a collection of KISS action figures and original metal Transformers.
made it TO may. It’s damned hard to type with one hand.
I call jacking-off "Crankin’ Dat Soulja Boy".
B;3)
*Lifted Soulja Boy Sun Glasses, fake stache wink*
I think Matthew Fox needs to be a little more sensitive to the movie roles he chooses.
That way, in the next movie he won’t look like such a fag.
Matthew Fox also went on to mention, “I only like movies that continuously drag on and on and on and seem to never end. That’s why ‘The Neverending Story’ pissed me off so much!”
Can you split open a peach Optimo with a bat’leth without breaking it, Fek?
The bat’leth or the Optimo?
Qaplah! The Mighty Fek’lhr will be proud to learn that my mother-in-law owns a Bat’leth replica, and it’s on display in her living room – right along side a collection of KISS action figures and original metal Transformers.
Yes, He would.
When asked if he’d seen the video fo the horse fucking the dude to death, Fox said, “That type of movies is, like, my deal.â€
Holy shit, someone go help Luch, I think he’s having a seizure.
Yes, Eib, you are not alone in this sword fight. I brought a box of Kleenex and some duct tape. Will that help?
"You can call me Flower if you want to"
Al, what’s the duct tape for . . . . ohhhh. Nevermind.
Matthew Fox is a fucking dick-hiccup. You’d think with such a tool running around that goddamn island, those tards would be able to build something.
Fox has faggy-ass hindu-nese tats too. If it were the 14th century he would be stoned to death on the strenff of that.
Matthew Fox doesn’t get that he sucks.
Duct tape hurts, can we use something else? I brought my handcuffs
Gary Busey once took a shit after eating 13 Jack in the Box tacos. That pile of shit had more talent and charisma than Matthew Fox. True story.
Sometimes I tie my wife up with those plastic zip ties. She starts complaining after the fourth day without food.
You know what’s interesting about Matthew Fox? We’re talking about him.
JCSC, welcome to the family. C’mon in, the water’s great.
These reviews are funny. Looks like Matthew Fox has another hit on his hands!http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/speed_racer/
Thanks, jokes. Does this mean I’m invited to Filmdrunk Con?
You got any hot sisters?
The Mighty Fek’lhr ties His wife up with rope.
And leather straps.
And chains.
And various cuffs.
And extension cords.
And saran wrap.
What the fuck is it with the cast of this fucking show? Fox is a pretentious asshole, Michelle Rodriquez is a drunk dyke who thinks she’s above the law, and that fat dude thinks it’s ok to be fat.
that fat dude thinks it’s ok to be fat.
Dude, your harshing His mellow.
Uh, I have A sister. If she was hot, I’d already be hitting that, Donkey.
That’s why the show is so successful, JHC. We think that we’re safe from these people because they’re stuck on an island somewhere.
If she was hot, I’d already be hitting that, Donkey.
Luckily for you, we are cool with incest AND sloppy
secondsthirdsfourths.Also, we’d still be cool if you took out that second comma in your sentence.
I’d like to think that after a few weeks of coconuts and bananas, and sweating like a Catholic Priest teaching Sunday School, he’d at least drop a few pounds. I’d be worried someone would wanna roast my big ass.
Yeah, how does he sustain such tonnage stranded on an island? I wondered the same thing about the Skipper
No offense Mighty One. Just trying to make with the funny. I’m no Adonis myself.
Matthew Fox’s cup of tea contains semen.
So does mine, Donkey, but I dont hear anyone complaining
Not my cup of tea, translated into hetero-speak is, I ain’t drinking that milkshake.
I’m grippin’ the trigger pretty fuckin’ tight here. I could use a new post, with quickness.
Part of me hopes that this was the question that the reporter led off the interview with. "Ok Matthew, we’re going to talk about your upcoming film in just a little while, but first, I want to know how you respond to being called boring a year ago."
Yeah, fuckers kept talking to me about work all day. And I missed all the new posts. Can I have another please?
Sorry to be the one to say it, but it doesn’t look like any new posts are forthcoming anytime soon.
empty milkshake `:(
Sorry about drinking that shake.
Can I have another please?
Yeah, a post with a video that’s accessible to those of us outside the US. Which I still won’t watch.
Reporter- Matthew, just so I have this straight, you have no interest in comedies that millions of people pay money to see, but yet you signed on to play a masked character in what is essentially nothing more that optical diarrhea?
Fox- Yup, sounds about right. Print it.
::dub climbs out of karen carpenters grave dressed as a postman::
what’s up, cocksuckers?
Dub! We’ve decided you’re hosting Drunk Con 2008. At your house.
FUCK THIS MEETING!
when is drunk con?
Stay Strong, Pauly. Just remember, those cocksuckers on the East Coast have already seen 5:00.
September/October sometime?
Dub! We’ve decided you’re hosting Drunk Con 2008. At your house.
because we want to go to Vegas.
So this meeting is about how our company can “go green” and my suggestion for on-site weed dealers didn’t go over as easy as I thought.
Fuck. Gotta go. I’m getting that “You’re on the phone during a meeting?” look.
Fuckin’ Nazis.
Dub! We’ve decided you’re hosting Drunk Con 2008. At your house.
because we want to go to Vegas.
AND
because we want to see stripers and have all you can eat buffet at the same time. Crabstick?
alright. ill have the heineken mini kegs/cocaine/weed/midgets on stand by and then
all you can eat buffet and strippers in the same place at the same time? what a country!!
Stripers? Is that like the 80s christian band, or what?
Stripers are really cheap strippers. They can’t afford the extra ‘P’…
so youre at the buffeet and the Stripers throw bibles at you, even then, its a pretty good show
They will do anything for 25 cents…
Fuck it, I’ll sign up to bring the blender, milk, and ice cream. You can’t have a drunk con 2008 without being able to drink each others’ milkshakes.
Fuck it, I’ll sign up to bring the blender, milk, and ice cream. You can’t have a drunk con 2008 without being able to drink each others’ milkshakes.
My twin is coming too, that cool?
I thought you were just being really emphatic about the milkshake thing.
As long as we can bang your twin.
I was channeling there..lets guess who
September/October is no good for me. My wife is gonna be big preggo by then. Hows about next week?
yeah, we need to have a Daddy shower for Erswi.
Erswi, is SHE a FilmDrunkard?
You know, where I am already in the shower, and you come in and tell me how I am your favorite….
I find it hard to beleive that my comment Dursted with the sick bastards we have around here. Jeez
2 minutes is a Durst?
you sound like my wife in bed, Eibz.
Eib, I’ll get in that shower wiff you if Erswi is too shy.
Sorry Eib, I was thinking about you in the shower and your tea cup.
So who is going to be the keynote speaker at Drunk Con? Or is this going to be more like bukkake than an actual convention?
I nominate Bruce Greenwood.
I nominate Uwe Boll.
Great, now Al is in there. Gimme a minute or two to regroup here.
::leans out his office door::
SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE AND A SANDWICH, PRONTO!!!
I’d like to hear what Matty Fox would have to say about our little circle jerk.
Corey Haim might be available.
Is it Thursday already? Where’d the week go? Man, could do with a new thread to get the juices flowing.
Sorry Donkey. I was have a moment here. I am paranoid about the Durst.
having, sorry bout that. See, Al makes me all crazy!
Where does Sexman live anyway? I would donate $5 for a train ticket for him to make it to Drunk Con.
Eibz, are you one of those people who will keep talking nervously because somebody is staring at you as though they’re waiting for you to say something else?
i vote for drunkcon to be more like a bukkake because i think itll bring us closer together
sometimes donkey, sometimes. In reality, I only get to comment in little increments of time, so I just try to get stuff in.
Eibz, a daddy shower is a great idear! For anybody looking for a gift, I smoke both Cuban and domestics. But no Optimos or Hav-A-Tampas, and especially no Black and Milds. What do I look like, a wigger?
Also, I don’t need to get in the shower. I work an office job so I’m not really that dirty . . . Ooooooohh! ! ! Nevermind.
My wife is like that too, Eibz.
/serious
Closer together, Dub? We’re already going to be sticky enough!
Also, no my wife is not a FilmDrunkette. She has read it a coupla times, but thankfully not when I’m really ranting on the BTK or A2M or shit like that.
As long as Heather Crapbag and Chodin are at Drunk Con 2008, all will be well. Honestly, who else could see them locking eyes at first glance and falling madly in fuck with each other?
we gotta fly in sexman, he could premiere Sexinator VIII at Drunk Con
durst :(
<—- The Durst Quencher!!!!
It is Dursty Durstday today.
so anyone gonna go see Prince Caspian?
I hope Repicheep is in this one
I think it would take us roughly two hours before Sexman was crying in the corner.
I got 50 on an over/under of 23 1/2 minutes Donk.
I’m ready to pull the start cord on this chainsaw called "No Poon Afternoon".
let’er rip pauly
Who’s got the piss boot?
Back off, Pauly.
I promise to be belligerently drunk at Drunk Con 2008. then I’ll get caught kissing Bob Thomas. But it’s only gay if I cum, right? rite? wright? WRITE?!?
Eib’s still here too and Chino’s around somewhere. I think we should all start talking about ovarian cysts and premenstral bloating.
Donk, it’s your week.
Don’t fucking tell me your not wearing the piss boot?
Al, face it. Your dick is bigger than mine.
You know it, Pauly.
Midol all around!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRRRRRRIIIIINNNGGGGGDINDINGDINGDIN BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGNNGNGNGNGDINGINDDIGNDIGN!!!!!
2 strokes are noisey. Not good with a hangover.
Shit, My week?!
*Starts feverishly digging through closet*
Hmm, dildo, sex swing kit, case of astroglide, Fuck! that thing has got to be in here somewhere!
*digs further through pile of stolen panties*
HA! there it is! Who’s up first?
ovarian siths? are they in the Star wArs extended universe never heard of that
Eib, your cock-blocking me here.
To make it even, just give me a hug. You are 6 ft. right?
I gotta refresh after trying to catch up.
Hey! CHICKS!!!
Hey ladies. Like a drink? upper? downer? sidewayser? blast? crack? aids? btk?
Al, did I leave my knitting at your house?
NPA CJC meets PFC. I’m so confused.
I’m not.
*winks at fellow CJCers, continues jacking off into McDonald’s Happy Meal box*
Your knitting has been carefully folded and currently resides next to my latest needlepoint project, as long as none of my 20+ cats have gotten into it. I’m making FD pillow shams for all at Drunk Con.
Al, can my pillow sham have an r2d2?
*Pauly walks up to FilmDrunk’s body on the ground*
You aint dursting on me now! Not on my watch you aint!
*Pauly tries to revive FilmDrunk but to no avail, looks around to see if anyone’s looking, pulls out nut-sack and tea bags FilmDrunk*
Oh Oh. I want Soulja Boy Sun Glasses on my sham.
Bex, you’re getting pink kittens and rainbows on your sham. Pauly, I already did yours. It’s that guy from Double Dragon.
Al, Can I have a hockey stick cracking Uwe Boll in the nuts on mine?
Al, will you please sew a little pocket on my pillowcase so I can keep my sexy goodies in there? Thanks!
Abobo? Sweet ass sweet!
Al, make some room for a lil r2d2 getting hugged by a kitten over a rainbow
Fuck, it’s almost 4 here and I’m still hungover.
Chino, only if you have enough goodies to share with everyone. No one likes a sex-toy whore. Wait…
*zips up pants*
Well, looks like it’s time for me ta mosey.
Pauly, it’s almost 4 and I have to say, I’m a little disappointed you’re not drunk yet.
I’m going back on the subject real quick:
Matt Fox looks like he scratches his balls and doesn’t smell his fingers.
Queer.
Donk, you fill that boot before you leave.
Al, are you stalking me? Because right after that comment, I went and made me a 7 and 7. So, I’ll be drunk by 4:23.
I can see you through the monitor. I’m at Gary Busey’s house.
Can you see that?
*Pauly whips out dick and does the helicopter*
Al, beware those strange fumes from the vents
Matt Fox has the same first name as Fek.
The difference is all in the "hias"
Woohoo!!! I just scored tix to the Cal State Alum BBQ. Beer, beef, young nubiles! Now I’m gonna have to leace work early, and get shitfaced to bring out my sparkling "personallity."
and anal eggs.
I just like to piss Him off and say his name is Matthew. But I know it’s Meefis.
I wanna go to a party at San Diego State, wear ALL the coke is.
I hate you guys.
@ Pauly – one of my neighbors kids was in on that. It’s so funny to me because they always talk about him like he’s a straight laced kid whose just shy of the Christ’s greatness. Now he be doin hard time.
They all fell, baby. They all fell HARD. SNitching on each other. See what one text message can do? There was a report saying the UC’s just went up to kids at parties like "Hey I go to State, can you hook me up?".
stupid gringo kids
Seriously, might as well be on a street corner with a sign that says "Need Coke? I have"
"You’ve got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game!"
I remember when I was in college we had this narc posing as a student. He thought he was so subtle but everyone knew. He came up to one of my friends "Hey man, do you know where I can score some marajuana joints?". Richard Grieco he was not.
I blame Hip Hop and Scarface.
All that drug dealing just to buy Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts. Tisk tisk.
at least drug dealers here get some fine ass bitches, theyre easy to spot here with their Ford Lobos and ostrich boots, but every year is "getting even season" and theres bodies of dealers, users, whores and cops popping up here and there, the cartels balance themselves out
Bex. I feel you, Ese. There are drug dealers in abundance here in AZ. Especially since Old Mexico is 45 minutes away. That reminds me, I need to go to Nogales and get me another Armadillo wallet.
didnt 4 mexicans get shot over there in tucson a couple of weeks maybe a month ago, i read about it, cause one of the survivors or only survivor is son of one of the rich families from here, and a known druggie/dealer/asshole
I’m personally only familiar with Scottsdale AZ. That’s a dangerous place. I almost got run over by a milf in an Escalade taking her kids to soccer practice.
Can’t really remember. But that shit happens weekly here. Couple of months ago, an acquaintance of mine was killed in a drug deal gone wrong. I wouldv’e guess it would have happened years earlier, everyone saw it coming so no one was surprised.
yeah people are used to loosing family members and friends to shit like that, or they go well as long as they kill each other and not innocent people its ok, but still, it has its seasons when it gets really dangerous then one cartel gets the pass from the government so the other one backs down and you get a season of relative peace
But let me go through these headlines……. Baby found in dumpster alive, no. Man jumps from truck with 10 bundles of weed in it, no. Sex offender are recruiting at bus stops now, no. Bum beaten to death in alley, no. Dude ran motorcycle in mailbox at 100 mph and dies, no. No, nothing
Oh, there’s one about a guy in Sierra Vista who put bleach in his girlfriend’s drink at the movies.
She must have made him go see "Made of Honor".
Pauly, he might have just been trying to make her white.
Bleach does keep my Klan get-up the whitest of all at the Klan meetings.
I got mixed up one time and wore my white sheet to a Wu Tang Clan meeting. That did not turn out good.
pauly are you reading the AZ daily star?
Bex, I went through KOLD, KGUN, KVOA, Tucson Citizen and the Daily Star.
Bob, Protekt yo Neck, Son.
*Chodin walks in wearing his klan gear*
Woooooooo-ooooooo, I’m a fucking ghost…oooooohhhhhh-hhhhhhhh….
*Accidently stumbles into ceiling post*
Chod, do you have your hood on backwards again?
I took a shit in my Klan robe, but I forgot to lift the back of the unform.
I HATE BROWN!!!
*Pauly pulls up in his Grandma’a Dodge Durango he just stole*
Chod, let’s go get some cigerrerts.
That picture above looks like the most stereotypical gay party ever. The twink Sailor with the red neckercheif. The leather clad bear. The asian that knows kung fu.
Bob, if you put your ear really close to the thread pic, you can faintly hear Barbra Streisand.
http://bearsgonewild.com/blog/ <– that is not a site about funny bears :(
If racecar driving was really this gay…filmDRUNK would be a racecar driving website.
I wanna do it cause it’s fun. it’s fun to do bad thangs, and drive into a car.
Holy fucking hell, where do you guys live, the Gaza Strip???
I’m stayin’ in Canada. We have whack jobs and drug dealers too, just not as many of them.
I wanted to do hood rat stuff wiff my friend.
I saw that when you posted that before Bex. Speaking of bears, did you know all truck drivers are gay? All of them. That’s not a broad generalization or stereotype. It’s fact.
yeah ive seen the "ladies" they pick up on the highway here
You gays are the only thing that comes between me and my Calvins.
Oh fuck…oh fuck….if it ain’t the fucking Hamburglar himself, LaTarian Milton.
What up you little cracker-ass bitch?
Also: LaTarian, I don’t understand you but you make me laugh. Care to be my sidekick?
Bob, what the fuck do you got on my 40 and ciggerrerts?
Chodin, you still owe me money, Homie. Now roll up a blunt, I’m fina get high.
LaTarian Milton, you can’t hang here. You’ve got a 7-year-old bag of balls the size of a sac lunch, and I’m afraid that will attract too many hoes to the NPA.
Nigga please, my dick longer than a Twizzler.
My Grandmama took away my video games for the weekend, now I’m on the computer, fuckin’ with yall fags.
I’ll hit a bitch in the head wid a empty OE bottle. Belee dat.
I gotta bounce niggas. I gotta yank the, yank the uh, yank the thang.
LaTarian Milton, you’re a pretty good driver for a black 7-year-old.
Tell me, were you sitting in the trunk while you were driving like such a queer?
LaTarian, I agree with your news statement. It is fun to do baaad thangs.
see this is what happens when you dont whoop your kids
I whooped my kid and he hasn’t spoken to me since. He just sits there in the corner all day without moving while maggots crawl out of his ears.
EL DUUUUUUUUURSTO!
Apparently, it is forever Dursted.
:(
*Strolls in, scratches nuts, takes a gulp of scotch*
What the fuck happened in here last night? This place is a fucking mess! Fuck, I’m not cleaning it up.
*Pees in corner*
Good morning kids. I had a wierd sex dream last night about a chick wearing a gimp costume with X’s all over it. It was pissing me off, because whenever I’d try to stick it in, a hand would pop out of her snatch and grab my cock. I didn’t let it get me down though. I settled for a handy.
I think I understand the meaning of your dream. Amy Smart has a third hand growing out of her vagina.
J, Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only one that has that dream?
Hey, as I was cleaning up I found these anal eggs and a pair of buttless chaps. Who’s are they? I swear, I will throw them away if no one claims them!
Oh Erswi, good morning, and, as usual, i adore you and your Real Genius references
That gives "cunt punch" a whole new meaning Stone.
"Yeah, so I’m goin’ down on this hot broad, right? She’s getting all hot and bothered, really getting into it, then POW! The bitch’s cunt uses it’s pimp hand on me! Bloodied my nose up, and left me with a black eye that could be seen on Djimon Hounsou."
I’m sure there’s an Anime dedicated to that somewhere.
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/
New up Yingtahs!
JHC: Isabella Rosselini wants your phone number.
Bryce, you dick tucking fool
Friday trickery!
There is no new post… Where the fuck is Vance? He better be dead. If he knows what’s good for him.
867-5309
Now get that song out of your heads….. ;-)
http://picard.ytmnd.com/
No, get that song out of your head. I’ve been trying for days.
White Stripes’ Seven Nation Army will get any song out of your head. Guaranteed. The only problem is that once it does, you will have White Stripes’ Seven Nation Army stuck in yo’ head.
Honest to God, new post.
Also, Donkey I hate you.
I even forgot to tinyurl it!
That’s it, erswi, I’m going to Wichita.
Stinky, are you gonna work the straw?