LOVE GURU TRAILER INSPIRES HATRED
05.06.08
More proof that God hates you after the jump.
To watch the trailer in high res, kill yourself. If you don’t see it, try doing something really bad, then kill yourself.
[Thanks to loyal FilmDrunkard Satan for the tip.]
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Mike Myers Productions – Movies for people with no long term memory. Stealing our own material since 1994!
Is Haremakeesta anywhere near Disizghanablo? No? It should be.
NO, I refuse to watch that at any resolution. And tell Mike Myers to stop fucking staring at me.
The village of Harenmakeester
I always wondered what happened to all of the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show writers. Apparently Dementia with a bit of Alzheimer’s
Is this a spoof of a Mike Myers movie? I do believe the universe is imploding.
Conversation between Mike Myers and Adam Sandler backstage at SNL in 1991:
Myers: Dude, we should make a movie together where all we do is bang hot chicks that are way out of our league!
Sandler: No way, let’s make a movie where all we do is go around kicking dudes’ asses who would normally brutally beat us!
M: Bang chicks!
S: Kick asses!
And the schism continues to this day…
Looks like the same people who did the XFiles poster did the Mike Meyers head on a little kids body, oh my god my eyes!
Mike Meyers movies are like food at Taco Bell – they have same five mediochre ingredients arranged into thirty eight different configurations and marketted as ‘New’. You try it because it looks yummy, and the first few bites are actually taste good. By the end, however, you regret your decision.
This site really slow down this time of the day. Is it because it’s quarter to quitting time for most of you, and you’re all struggling to do 8 hours of work in the last 15 minutes of the day?
Fucking architects. No wonder your designs all look like they were concieved and produced during a drunken toboggan ride.
are
I mean,
areAnd I see when you’re not tobogganing drunk, you’re just drinking on the job. I’m looking at you, Stone.
More like The Love PooPoo.
/slides back in chair and folds arms with end-of-day shit-eating grin
Contractor Mike, maybe you should stop questioning our motives and pick your fucking thumb up off the floor.
I am actually a little shocked and amazed that I have yet to see or hear about a poster with the tagline "Guru-vy Baby"
I mean, the bar can’t get any lower at this point, can it?
Hey, back off, Mike. If it weren’t for drunk toboggan rides, the world would not have Jack Frost.
Fuck Mike(m)!!!!
Fuck (c)Mike!!!!
and
FUCK MIKE!!!!!
FUCK MIKE!!!!
Who the fuck is Mike?
SS @ 16:48
Profound. Not COTW worthy, but worthy of notice.
I suggest a new COTW sub category; Profound Truth of the Week
Mike Myers’ shtick has Guru old.
I mean, the bar can’t get any lower at this point, can it?
No, and Verne Troyer gets all bitey when he wants an Appletini; so that’s why I have to carry him around on my back like Master-Blaster.
Wait, what were we talking about?
No one with a handle-bar stache has gotten pussy since Rollie Fingers.
Well this abomination explans God’s rath on the Indian subcontinent. God hates fags for sure, but he hates derivative and trite prop comedy more.
Did I miss something? When did Charles Manson join a barbershop quartet?
‘Ishtar’ was a better idea than this piece of shit.
Somebody tell the Taliban that he is really impersonating Mohammed so they will drop a fatwah on this shit nozzle and bomb this shit.
Hey, are people making new characters just so they can change their avatars? Just thinking out loud..
Eib, I’m this close to doing that.
They’re really shooting for the "dumb, deaf, and blind" demographic with this one.
JLA isa better idea than this piece of shit
But then I’d have to open another e-mail acct and I’m to lazy. I’d rather just bitch and moan about it.
You caught me Eib. I’m wondering if you can guess who I used to be…..
Sticking your dick in Paris Hilton is a better idea than this piece of shit.
Playing Russian Roulette against my dick with a .45 auto is a better idea than this shit.
Anagrammatically used to be . . . a man! Somebody call Jerry Springer!
They had this trailer at Iron Man, too, but He pretended like it didn’t really happen.
Dor sho gha! Lanky wants Him to kill Himself???
BOOOOOM!
Playing Russian Roulette with my dick against a 45 year old guy named Otto is a better idea than this piece of shit.
I’d rather have sex with Tom Petty than watch this piece of shit.
giving rkelly a cold big gulp and then letting him babysit your 15 year old daughter is a better idea than this piece of shit
Playing Roulette against a 45 year old Russian for my dick is automatically better than this shit.
Drinking from a bottle with a giant skull and crossbones on it, is a better idea than this piece of shit.
Jacking off with a wet dick and a fifi left in the freezer overnight is a better idea than this shit.
Having an Erswi special is a better idea than
thisjust about anything.Sky diving with just an umbrella tied to my scrotum is a better idea than this…
Seeing this twice is a better idea than this piece of shit.
Ever try to eat your own head?
telling fek that greedo shot first while he is inserting a vibrating anal egg into you is a better idea than this piece of shit
Ok….and monkeys are now flying out of my butt.
Lemme just say this in Fek’s defence.
HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!
Speaking of which – The motherfucker who inserted Hayden Chritiansen into Jedi will forever be known as the biggest arsnard that ever walked the face of George Lucasville.
A George Lucas idea is a better idea than this.
I’d rather drink terpentine and piss on a bonfire.
I actually drank lighter fluid once. The nurse gave me a lolipop after.
I’m convinced this film is part of an evil Hollywood plot for mass genoicde here in America, as no one with any level of brain activity could sit through that without offing himself
Is Burnsy still around? I just nominated something that fucker said in the Nominations thread. How fucking weird is that?
The ‘Strange Brew’ jar of moths trick is about to be used…
Nevermind my last comment. Turns out I was nominating Rotty instead. Fuck me.
I think I’m going to go to Guam and kill the President. Does Guam have a President? Well, I’m just gonna kill the first local guy I see in a suit.
Why Guam, Luch? Why not . . . oh I don’t know . . . Iowa City? Seems as good a place as any to start your killing spree.
I was in fat camp when I was a kid. I made a shiv out of a Cheeto and shanked the leader of the Aryan brotherhood.
Is there a President of Iowa City?
Ok, I’m leaving work. I really need to clean this blood stain off my office carpet.
There’s a Mighty Fek’lhr of Iowa City. Close enough.
Lemonade Tacos are awesome. Not as good as Cheese On A Stick Gryos, but still pretty tasty.
(this website really chaps my ass with it’s login problems)
‘sup homos?
Nice erswi, I’ll have to pay him a visit at the
White House Bird Of PreyKahless Mansion.Praise God! JHC has risen from the grave! All praise his . . . ummm . . . ability to finally remember his fuckin password.
I’ve always liked Consession Stand. It’s good with mustard flavored product.
Didn’t even do that erswi. Added a space to a new e-mail. I’ve used every password I can think of, including my old high school padlock combo, and nada. I wrote that shit down this time though. On my dick.
JHC!!!! Let me guess, you’ve been chilling in your tomb playing GTA4, right? Jesus loves GTA4.
You’re supposed to lie and impress us with your divine powers, JHC. How else do you think you’re gonna score the hot chicks?
Yeah, but the problem is when it gets cold out your password doesn’t automatically change to CKGBLR.
Al, your turn @ Scrabulous.
I’ll hollah at you fuckers tomorrow. It’s good to be back.
JHC, is it easter already?
My password is on my dick too. People think my password is "Mopho" but they don’t know it’s really "Mesophelioma"
New up.
i heard that the producers didn’t want to have Myers’s character have a curly moustache, but then the writers insisted that it would bring the movie up from 67 minutes to 90 minutes and then they could add some credits for whoever did stuff and make it like a movie people see
p.s. at least they got a song for the end of the trailer. I RECOGNIZE THAT SONG! AND THAT MATERIAL! so it won’t be hard for me to catch up…
I saw the trailer before Iron Man today. The very first shot had me thinking, "Have the Meet The Spartans guys got a new movie out already?"
This movie is going to bomb Nagasaki style.
Unfortunately, this movie WON’T bomb, have you taken a close look at the average moviegoers recently? It’s like a shortbus trip to the Mos Eisley cantina. Myers will clear enough cash to hold out until they greenlight another Shrek.
I"m waiting for the remake with Rainn Wilson.