LOU FERRIGNO FORCED TO CHOKE A BITCH
05.30.08I Love You, Man stars Jason Segel (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame) and was written and directed by John Hamburg, director of Along Came Polly and writer of Zoolander, and both Meet the Parentses.
I Love You, Man centers around a newly engaged guy who sets out to find the perfect best man for his wedding, and judging by this video, at some point he gets into an argument with original Incredible Hulk and star of Pumping Iron Lou Ferrigno (playing himself). Ferrigno takes Segel down with a sleeper hold, which is a lot sexier and more homoerotic when you call it a rear naked choke.
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He better "tap out" ifyaknowhatimean!
If I ever try to learn how to not put someone in a sleeper hold, I’ll study this clip much closer.
DOUN PITE EHT, DOUN PITE EHT!!
"I…thought….you……..were..deaf"
Lou Ferrigno < CGI Hulk
INT. CHINESE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT – DAY
Chang: “Rou Fewwigno? Rou Fewwigno!? Owda’ up, one duck soup! Rou Fewwigno?”
END SCENE
I like to cuss out deaf people. One, I let off some steam. Two, they can’t hear me so no harm, no foul.
Lou Ferrigno thinks firecrackers are a waste of money.
that’s all he does when you say "fuck lou ferrigno"?!? i called him captain lou albano once, not even on purpose cuz i kinda like both those dudes and fear/respect them, but, what was i sayin, oh yeah, bottom line, he skull phucked me. hard. for thirty minutes, and when it was over, he made me say "oooh what a lovely tea party".
TRUE STORY: I went to middle school with a deaf kid and when we would play basketball at lunch, the motherfucker would never pass the ball.
Ferrigno’s body movements flow like mud.
Lou Ferrigno cums corn chowder.
Well, Pauly, The Mighty One likes to flash blind people his dick, so He guesses we are in the same boat.
…WITH BLOOD!!
I saw Lou Ferrigno on the street and yelled, "Fuck you, Lou Ferrigno!" Except it wasn’t Lou. It was Chyna. And I actually yelled, "Fuck me, Chyna Doll!"
Lou Ferrigno cums lasers.
"It’s the world’s biggest dick"
Don’t matter just DOUN PITE EHT
ah scheen Woo Fragno een da showah at da jeem wunsch. He let me schcrub hish back. And hish deek.
I think Lou Ferrigno should be the new Chuck Norris.
Dor sho gha!
H E Y R I C K Y !!! D I D Y O U E V E R F U C K T H A T D E A D S K U N K O N T H E S I D E O F T H E R O A D??????
Lou Ferrigno phucked my mom in the ass on prom night and 9 months later she had me.
I don’t think Ricky can hear us…
True Story: I know know how many retards it takes to empty the trash, 16. I went to the HR offices to get my "safety award" (a really nice cooler, which I immediately filled with beer, then sped through school zones throwing the empties at all the little mud heads getting out of class, "Happy summer vacation!" I shouted gleefully) and there was a short buss full of 16 of them, all working (read: totally tarding out) at once trying to empty the offices trash.
Just thought you’d like to know.
My buddy just told me the Sex and the City premiere in West Palm Beach was like Star Wars for desperate whores.
Wait, no. Star Wars was at least entertaining. And Harrison Ford was super cute.
I once played Def Jam Vendetta on Playstation.
Kind of like knowing a deaf kid!?
I meant in that all the desperate whores were dressed like their favorite characters and drinking from martini glasses.
I convinced a retard that a Playskool View-Master was a camera.
THAAY TEEEEEESE!
I convinced a retard that my butthole was a Playdoh Fun Factory. Look at the brown star!
Pauly-I have a cousin that is, like, "half-retarded". He was fun to play with as a little kid because he would pretend he was reading from his mom’s "romance" novels and called them "Blood Books". In these "Blood Books" he would describe the ritualistic killings of our female cousins. Whatta guy! His favourite basketball player is Shaq!
that was really unfunny and just plain dumb
I like to sign the yearbooks of retards……
"Dear Toribio,
Don’t ever change, even though I know it’s medically impossible for you.
Reach arounds,
Pauly D."
So, yeah…Blood Books…
There was a retard at my middle school who was also that kid who dropped his pants at the urinal. He was the Lex Luger of retards.
actually it would have been funnier if Ferrigno rallied back the fingers and fuck you’s while screaming "FUNG YOU BUNNY I’M FUNGIN DEF!! I CANG FUNGING HEA YUW"
(thats ‘fuck you buddy, im fuckin deaf, i cant fucking hear you’)
Fek, after talking to a tard, don’t you feel as thouh we are the retards? Or maybe the retards are just having all the fun….
All this talk about retards and strong people. I miss Andre the Giant.
New post, ‘tards.
actually it would have been funnier if Ferrigno rallied back the fingers and fuck you’s while screaming "FUNG YOU BUNNY I’M FUNGIN DEF!! I CANG FUNGING HEA YUW"
do ya fakkin mind, ah gawt dish fakkin woo-teen cuh-vuhhed, ash-fawk.