JENA MALONE LOVES LOSERS
05.23.08
After the jump you can watch the trailer for The Go-Getter, which premiered at Sundance last year and is getting a limited release in June.
When his mother dies, a teenager takes a road-trip in a stolen car to find his long-lost brother. Along the way he discovers a profound connection with the car-owner and with himself as well. [IMDB]
It stars Zooey Deschanel and of course, Jena Malone. What is it about Jena Malone that she plays the love interest in every movie where the guy has moderate to severe emotional problems? It’s the ultimate typecasting. She must just have a face that says, “You’re broken on the inside, and I like that.” In Hollywood there’s hot, and there’s attainable-by-weirdos hot.
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Lince, Eibs will be all hot for you now. I already am. ;)
So is this the hottest news of the morning? How depressing is that?
1) This movie looks awesome, and I’m going to have to painfully come to terms with the fact that it will show nowhere near me ever.
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must just havehas a face that says,“You’re broken on the inside, and I like that.” In Hollywood there’s hot, and there’s attainable-by-weirdos hot"your man-gurt here"2) Is it bad that I would give one month of my ability to hear to spend five minutes apologizing to Zooey for one minute of bad sex?
3) I think it’s safe to put Maura Tierney in the Diane Lane Cougar Actress Hall of Fame.
This isn’t Larry the Cable Guy! I was lied to…
That just goes to show, if you’re going to steal a car, steal an old Volvo. The people who drive old Volvos are weird and will fuck anything that moves.
Anyone wanna bet that when Soup gives out cigars at work, he gives Glen one made from blue bubble gum, because he doesn’t want to hear about how Glen doesn’t smoke because of the Surgeon General’s warnings?
Hey! Mr. "Mac" drove a Volvo! :(
If I make a tissue baby to the thoughts of a Zooey Deschanel and Jena Malone sandwich and my wife fishes it out of the garbage and is artificially inseminated…can I say my wife is having their baby? Because technically, that batch isn’t hers.
Chrysler-The Mighty Fek’lhr thinks we can FD legislate that. Vote?
My father touched me when I was a child, Jena.
Now suck this dick!
Thanks, Fek. But it appears FD Courts don’t have much input on this matter. Besides, new up.
Louie Pucci Pants gets the kind of ass in the movie that most emotionally unstable guys would commit suicide over.
el kaBONG loves jenna malone she is like evan rachel wood wiffout the manson jizz stank