HOLY OVERACTING, BATMAN!
05.01.08
After the jump I’ve got the trailer for The Escapist, which premiered at Sundance and will be out June 20 in the UK – still no U.S. release date.
Frank Perry (Cox) is an institutionalized convict twelve years into a life sentence without parole. When his estranged daughter falls ill, he is determined he make peace with her before it’s too late. He develops an ingenious escape plan, and recruits a dysfunctional band of escapists – misfits with a mutual dislike for one other but united by their desire to escape their hell hole of an existence. Much of the action takes place within the tunnels, sewers and underground rivers of subterranean London.
Brian Cox is one of those guys I’d watch paint a house, but this looks kind of cheesy. Plus, a prison movie and not one shot of guys making out? What’s up with that? …Hold on, I’m getting some new info here:
…Then there’s the inevitable prison homosexuality, including a bizarre drag parade and a rape that ends in violent retaliation. [Review in the Hollywood Reporter]
Sorry, nevermind. Clearly this will be awesome.

Dude, I’ve seen this one already. The tunnel is behind his pin-up girl poster, right?
Two to one odds says Joseph Fiennes begged for the prison rape scene to be added.
I saw this one already too. They cut the pervert’s hand off. But he’s OK. Then they all go on holiday in South America. With Blood!
*Spoiler*
Sue Jorge rules.
I bet they dig a tunnel but Brian Cox can’t get his fat ass through it. Hilarity and prison rape ensues…
One of the guys on that poster looks pretty guilty.
Why do I hate movie posters/boxes that do this shit? No Country was a prime example, only difference being that I knew all the players in NC so I wasn’t really confused. If you’re gonna have an ensemble cast poster (or whatever) put the guy’s name over his fuckin picture! Would Brian Cox be any less the top billing that he is because his name is third from the left? FUCK!
misfits with a mutual dislike for one other but united by their desire
The Bad News Bears Go To Prison: This Time with More Rape!
If the "Prison Rape" tag gets more use than the "Underage Girls Showering" tag, then the terrorists win. Unless it’s the terrorists getting raped in prison, in which case, USA! USA! USA!
Is that Crab Man on the far right? it’s about time the opressor Jason Lee let him stretch his legs from the shackles of Earl that bind him.
The actual escape plan involves a stair truck.
5 Men 4 Walls 1 Plan was also the tagline in my college dorm room anytime one of us got a girl in there.
hehe Cox
Violent retaliation for rape? What happened to crying in the shower???
No one wants to hear about how you handle ass rape Fek’lhr
"Would you like to give me your home address, Will?"
DOR!
SHO!
GHA!!!!!!!!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/30/funny-pictures-statue-gives-pigeon-crap/
Joseph Fiennes couldn’t be any gayer if he changed his name to Cumguzzle Johnson.
*cries in shower*
LOL FEK
Nude post.
I bet poor Brian Cox never gets raped in the shower…
I bet poor Brian Cox never gets raped in the shower…
Good lord, I loves me some Damian Lewis.
What? We’re allowed one, right? It’s not gay if it’s only one, right?
The real question is: Do you guys like jelly or syrup while tossing salad?