Most disappointing headline ever? Yes. Most disappointing headline ever. After the jump is a clip from political satire War, Inc. brought to you by John Cusack. The movie is about oh who cares it’s got Hilary Duff dancing sexily. OWOOOOGA!
By the way, the word "sexily" is fun to say. If you say it too many times, either the police arrest you or people think you’re talking about a new cereal. Whole grain Sexily™, new from Kashi. Chock full o’ nuts. – RoboPanda
[Video courtesy of MTV]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/257/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/04/Bill-Murray-Alpha-House-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/pain-and-gain-clip-the-rock-sings-stryper-in-the-gun-store-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/check-out-an-exclusive-clip-from-broken-lizards-freeloaders-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/g-i-joe-retaliation-has-two-new-clips-150x150.jpg)
The Mighty Fek’lhr sees Kashi a lot at the food bank at the Crisis Center when He does His weekly clean needle exchange.
…
DOR SHO GHA!
I would eat Kashi Sexily. Hell I do everything sexily. Like when I’m taking a huge dump after eating a mountain of sushi last night. You guessed it . . . sexily! Call me ladies.
Banner caption: "I’m ready…do it now!"
Goddamn! I thought Britney Spears made shitty music. Hillary Duff’s music sounds like the local Karaoke hacks singing inside a coffee can.
I would stab a motherfucker to sleep with Marissa Tomei.
I think I’m bumping Hillary Duff to the top of my list. She’s built for speed and durability.
I wouldn’t stop till her ass was hemorrhaging…
You know that every newspaper and magazine on Earfff is just waiting for Hilary to get pregnant so they can announce “Hilary Up The Duff!”
There will be many jumping high fives that day my friend…
J, I would stab my mother to sleep with Marissa Tomei. So there, beat that.
That is a primo cock sucking smile she’s wearing right there.
Marisa makes me wish I was a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
Me too erswi. If I counted up the number of shower babies Marissa has caused, I would’ve been able to repopulate Myanmar and China.
Aaliyah was pretty fucking hot as Kashi in "Queen of the Damned".
Has the zombie apocalypse begun? Cause Bryce changed his avatar. I am so confused
I’ll freely admit it, I’m a Duff Man.
If only my parents had named me differently I could also admit to being a Muff Dan, sadly it just doesn’t work out like that.
Sorry, I was feeling a bit ‘bizzaro’ yesterday…
… and now I’m at my work pc I can’t change it back!
I call thirds on Tomei. I’d almost forgotten about her until she showed up on Rescue Me, but it looks like she signed the same deal with the devil that Jennifer Tilly negotiated.
Hillary Duff looks a little to Olsenish in that video, and the Wednesday Addams hair does nothing for me (unless it’s on Wednesday Addams…). And Joan Cusack looks like a puppy that someone rescued from a sewer grate.
Oh thank God, Peet. I thought I was the only one who was hot on Joan Cusack there.
Stinky: I would kill to have a Tilly Tomei sandwich.
Nom. Nom. Nom…
Stinky, you and JHC could split Marissa down the middle if we agree that I get firsts on Jennifer Tilly. I would pound that woman until I came blood.
"I Want to Blow You… Up" <<< "Every Night You’re Blowin’ Me…. Some Kisses"
I’d rather listen to a bullet train full of cats in heat hitting a chalkboard factory than Hillary Duff "sing."
I look at Hillary Duff’s stomach and I think, "That’s a place I could take a dump and not feel ashamed."
I’d rather watch Hillary Duff sing "I want to pomp *clap* yoo op!"
Some women have "birthing hips". Hillary
ClintonDuff has "bukkake face".I’m not saying that I like Hillary Duff, but I could see myself tying her up and keeping her in my basement.
[stereogum.com];
I know what the response to this is already, but Jennifer Tilly’s voice drives me fucking crazy, and not in the good way. I’d still fuck her, I’d just have to cut her head off first.
Call me a giver, but if you cut her head off you’re eliminating seven holes for one hole.
Her voice is probably 1/5 of why I’m into her J. The other 80% is tits, ass and snatch. Maybe 15% mouth. Way too much though in this already. Anyway, I’d bang the shit outta her with every window in the house open just so the neighbors would know. Fuck it, I’d pig roast her on the front lawn during the evening news. Then I’d get up and ask if anyone wanted to smell my dick. But I’m a romantic like that. . . Call me ladies.
*thump thump*
Is this thing on?
Ladies and Gentleman, Fek playing out my morning routine with my dick! *clap clap clap*
True story – one of our clients is Marissa Tomei’s first cousin. You guys all now are officially within three degrees of separation from that piece. Congrats.
Soup, can I smell your finger? Three degrees of stink finger is about as close as I’ll ever get, so why the fuck not?
Tilly is what, 50 now? Tomei is 43 and looks amazing. Meanwhile, over there is a picture of 35 yr old Portia De Rossi, who used to be smoking hot but now looks like Lady Bird Johnson.
Now I’m just sayin’, who do you think went down to the crossroads?
Just like a woman whose name is pronounced "Porsche"…. living too fast….
(this corner of mine is starting to smell)
Erswi – holding finger to screen now. Breathe deep, the gathering gloom…
You, my friend, have just finger-banged Marissa Tomei.
A War Inc screener was leaked onto the web a week or two ago. I watched it, not that great. But not horrible either. Duff is pretty sexy in it, Tomei looks like recycled garbage.
new postal
Stone, breathe deep the gathering gloom? A Moody Blues reference here? Sir, I am duly impressed.
As well you should be.
I missed the last word in that headline and immediately unzipped…..In a public library. Plus side? My local jail has internet access.
Why doesn’t Hollywood realize that Joan Cusack is the one we want to see dance sexily?