FUTURE TO END UP SUCKING LIKE ALWAYS
05.27.08
Wired has your first look at the concept art for Terminator 4 (image above is a partial, check out Wired for the full). It’s still apparently called Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. Colons are handy for when you can’t decide between a biblical reference implying Christ is a killer robot from the future and something stolen from the Hypercolor shirts ad campain of ’91. When you’ve got yourself a colon, fuck it, you can use them both! Thanks, obscure punctuation!
…Moving on:
"Everything we’re shooting is designed to be tactile and real, you’ll be seeing a whole set of inspired designs you’ve never seen before, and best of all you’ll finally get to see some of the post-judgment day future that was only hinted at in the previous movies," says director McG.
This early art isn’t much, but it sounds like the visual effects are only going to get better. Dare I say it could be as mind-bogglingly badass as the morphing silver skeleton action from T2?
Dare I say you have the mind of a child, Wired writer person? Semi-related: Is it just me, or is the first thing that comes to mind upon reading the phrase “Director McG” “Mayor McCheese”? Come to think of it, it’s a much more accurate title, and one which shall accompany all future mentions of said individual.

WHERE IS MY GODDAMNED FLYING CAR ALREADY? Damn! Weren’t we supposed to have flying cars like, 10 years ago or something?
rubble rubble
I wish the Hamburglar would steal McG.
Everything we’re shooting is designed to be tactile and real,
So, you should be able to touch everything they’re shooting. Careful everybody, I think McG is actually planning on bringing about a robot apocalypse in order to shoot this movie.
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s favourite part of the future is when the sun explodes.
The movie would probably be great if he wasn’t planning on looping Sugar Ray’s "Fly" throughout.
Will the three sea-shells be incorporated? If so, I’m 10 steps ahead of everyone.
It looks like they stole the designs from Battlefield Erff!
Three seashells? What the hell are those supposed to do?
I liked the future in The Sleeper, when was that? 71? 73?
No movie about the future is complete without Rob Schneider or Michael Rappaport.
Hey RenSquirrel, the Sleeper? Was the the Woody flick wiff the sex booths and shit? That was pretty great!
McG just makes me Grimmace.
*i’m so ahsamed
Also, it was 73. And it was the Orgasmatron one.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070707/
"Everything we’re shooting is designed to be tactile and real"
McG is real(ish), can we shoot him?
Ummm, Michelle? Your avatar . . . I’ve got such fuckin wood right now.
Ummm, Michelle? Your avatar . . . I’ve got such fuckin wood right now.
Erswi are you building a cabi… BONG!!
It’s so tactile and real Luch. Good show!
Oh, it’s just Sleeper. I guess prepositions are superfluous in the future. Very funny movie.
Anyone want to bet that in this "post-judgment day future," bullets fly so slow that you can see them coming and duck behind a 55 gallon drum to avoid being struck?
No bex, but I can pitch a tent pretty damned quickly.
Does that flying robot plane look cross-eyed to anyone else?
So I guess I can assume there will be no sports in the future?
Surprisingly Tengo, Badminton remains popular.
*SPOILER*
In the future there are no protractors.
You know what would be better for the title than "The Future Begins"? ANYTHING! Here, watch:
The Terminator Stimulation: The Children are our Past
The Terminator Substitution: The Past Ends
The Terminator Salviabation: The End Begins
If there aint no Hover Boards, there aint no interest.
Tengo, at first glance your avatar looks like a diagram of fallopian tubes. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Sorry Casa, but the only giant vegetable in this production is behind the camera.
I believe the children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way………
in the future men do not shave just trim their beards a lil bit everyday to get in a cool anti-hero scruff
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure the Terminators have an elite task foce dedicated solely to wiping out all traces of McG movies on the planet. It’s like the robot version of Greenpeace.
I don’t think they ever do a good enough job explaining why exactly Skynet turned on the humans and started murdering people. The answer? five simple words
Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots.
If this is the future, Miss Cleo the Psychic was right.
BUMBACLOT!
In the future all women look like Karen Allen.
The future is a lot like Soviet Russia.
In the future, robots enslave YOU!
Apparently, there are no hedge trimmers in the future.
Either that, or are….*GASP*….. no mexicans!
Apparently, there are no hedge trimmers in the future.
Either that, or are….*GASP*….. no mexicans!
Hold the phone, you mean they aren’t the same thing?
There’s a "there" there, somewhere.
In the future, Filmdrunk is simply known as The Cult of The Thumb
you shut your mouff pauly a future wiffout mexicans is no future at all
If skynet really wanted to finish off the humans, why not just make superawesome sex robots that will do all the sexing stuff? That’d keep us occupied, and also make us realize that these machines aren’t as bad as we thought.
why are men so interested in sexbots?
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why are men so interested in sexbots?
Eibz, with a sexbot, a man only has to pay for it once. With a woman, a man has to pay for it for the rest of his life.
Also, sexbots don’t carry the clap like hookers do.
Two words:
Robot fucking
We aren’t interested in Sexbot per se. Here, let me explain…..Why are guys attracted to a chicks ass? It’s something to put our dick in, duh. So if there were good looking sexbots with asses to put our dicks in, yeah, we’d jump on it. Always looking for something new to stick our dicks in. Now, if you could explain to me why chicks dig guys asses, that’d be great.
When you’ve got yourself a colon, fuck it,
I’ve never fucked a colon……I’m too squeamish…..or Amish….