After the jump you’ll find an awesomely creepy commercial for a Korean bidet by Woongjin called a "LooLoo." Malarky, or effective way?
A guy I know was visiting coworkers in Korea and found one of these bidets in their bathroom (as opposed to in their living room, which is where I keep all my bidets). He says the buttons were confusing, and certain buttons would actually change the fragrance of the water.
Right there I’d be jumping through a shoji screen like the Kool Aid Man and yelling obscenities on my way out of that house, but not this guy. He had to investigate further into this fragrance option. He said none of the scents were familiar to him. None of them.
The LooLoo is going to replace Lisa Rinna’s lips in my nightmares.
I need to go look at a picture of chisled hunk Bruce Greenwood to forget this. Oh, Bruce, I wish I could quit you. (No I don’t.) - RoboPanda
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Mrs. "The Mighty Fek’lhr" won’t let Him get a bidet. Well…not one that gushes blood, anyways…
I’ll pass on the LooLoo. If you’ve ever gone down one of those huge water slides, this would be like that. Only with more water up your ass.
He didn’t understand the three shells!
I didnt get the 3 shells, either, Burnsy. Or that Taco Bell was so popular
That woman is like the Korean Uma Thurman.
Burnsy beat me to the three shells reference!
Robo, being as how your kinda new to this, "being in charge" thang, I’ll throw you a bone(r). I’m not Korean, but I really like their food and watch Ninja Warrior all the time. She’s saying RooRoo.
That was the only time I didn’t want to kill Rob Schneider.
Burnsy beat us all to the three shells.
:( jellybean tempo monk
It’s OK, I poop a lot. I beat everyone to the bathroom jokes.
Is anyone else getting the ad for the odorless "green" toilet?
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No Bloodet 4 Fek’lhr :(
Burnsy, they have medication for that.
Is anyone else getting the ad for the odorless "green" toilet?
Eib, it’s called "Firefox" and "Adblock Plus". I haven’t had an ad here since I was able to sneak Firefox on my PC at work.
I wonder if I can do that.
Did you load it off a thumb drive or something Fek?
I once had a bidet that sprayed beer, but then all my friends started licking my butthole. I miss that bidet.
Quite possibly the greatest thing ever put on film.
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Top left of that picture says "Karma 21" do the Asians actually know the Karmic score for every single activity? If that’s the case, I want to know how many points I’m losing each time I polish my boss’ leather desk chair with my semen.
I don’t know about these bidets. I get uneasy when the water splashes back up at my ass.
Then again, I have no buisness shitting in urinals.
Pauly, is that the bottle of liquor from
Double Dragonthe sto’ on the co’nuh?Why I could never get used to a bidet:
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Every home in Japan would have two of those if they would just wrap it in a few tentacles.
Fo’ sure, erswi.
My parents have a bidet in their bathroom…….it’s sensational. Feels like a flush spring morning caressing my colon.
We had a bidet when I was younger. Well kinda, my Mom just took me in the front yard sprayed me down with the water hose.
Luch-I will give you the short version of a long story (you can PM me if you want tips). I hacked my fucking work PC.
Fek: I would actually use a bidet if it gushed hot blood up my anus…
why are men so anally fixated?
Do you want me to be fixated on your anus?
I’m not anally fixated. I’m orally fixated. That’s why I love the A2M.
wait. what?
Im orally fixated. Well, out of commish this week, but my husband will be a happy guy next week! woo
There’s something I don’t understand. Adverts in America for ‘feminine’ products. They all go on about ‘odor’. Are women actually worried about this? Has anyone ever been standing next to a chick and started gaging because of the stench emminating from their vagina? In my experience you need to get WAY closer to it (despite what Miggs might say) to catch a whiff…
I’m aurally fixated. I will fuck the shit out of your ear.
new up
why are men so anally fixated?
It’s simple. there is a two part rule for analosity:
It’s where they poopy comes from.New up with more toilet. Oh no, wait. That’s Hilary Duff. My bad.
Wow! That was weird.