05.30.08 FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: COFFIN MAKER DATE

fek i need to know more about those blood books that is really fucking creepy-awesome

When the ladies ask what I do, I say, "This" and rape away!

The Mighty One must admit, being a Klingon that is good with money is a big hit with biker gangs the ladies.

"So, what do you do?"  And I get all sheepish, and I’m like, "Well…  You’re not going to believe this, but… I’m the guy from FilmDrunk." 

I do the same thing, only it’s at that point that the ladies underwear come off as they say, " Oh my fucking God.  I’ve soooo wanted to fuck JHC for the longest time."   

Women seem to love that I’m “chodin” from filmDRUNK, but then when I pull my pants down they guess my other avatar on durden: “toeNAIL_dick13″.

I tell women that I’m Jacktion!  That gets me a TON of poon.

Bex-Everything you need to know about Blood Books is in the mind of a retard. A retard that looooooves Shaquille O’Neal.

Truth be told, if the line “I’m chodin from filmdrunk” ever worked, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to fuck Fek’s wife anyways.

hahahaha ok fek that killed the legend

HAZ O MUERTE!!!

When ladies ask me who I am on FilmDrunk, I just wink and say, "Qaplah, baby" and those panties are set to disintegrate.

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I would totally go out with a coffin maker. I actually freaked out a mortician once, because of my vast knowledge of the history of his job. I think I really did scare him. oh well

I’m just like that guy from True Lies who tries to move in on Jamie Lee Curtis.  Except most of my targets are closer to Eliza Dushku’s age in that movie.

Congrats Eibz, you’re todays lucky winner on “I’m A Douche”.

Eibz, you should go out with Michael J. Fox, apparently you have a lot in common.

I told this  one chick that i was "Chodin from Filmdrunk" and my Mom totally wanted to bang me

So Eib, would you ever go out with a coffin maker?

Chod-Yeah, well…I coulda been YOUR wife if the dog hadn’t beat me over the fence!