EAT YOUR HEART OUT, KANGAROO JACK
05.07.08
I’ve got the new trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua after the jump. In it, a chihuahua sings a rap song. Of course he does. There’s no other way to do a movie like this. I like to imagine Samuel L. Jackson watching this movie and getting bored with the slow build up. "When are these MOTHERFUCKIN’ chihuahuas gonna MOTHERFUCKIN’ rap?" he’d demand.
Watch it below or here
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Ay chihuahua!
The list of movies I’ll never watch grows longer…
On the plus side Iron Man rocked my cock last night.
If I wanted to watch a bunch of shivering animals, I’d go down to the city shelter with a half drank bottle of Thunderbird with a blunt hanging from my mouth.
That sounds painful Bryce. Did it chafe when you penetrated his Iron Ass?
In small dogs were meant to talk then they would stop me from buying so much peanut butter already.
Where’s Michael Vick when you need him?
My only question is what took so damn long. It only took Hollywood two years to turn those GEICO commercials into a sitcom, why fifteen years to make a film featuring the Taco Bell dog?
That should have been "If" but I’m just so damn distracted by this Willie Tanner news.
Extra lube is your friend erswi.
Who or what is a Willie Tanner? Because my johnson doesn’t get much sun…
It’s no "Mambo #5", but sure I’ll put it on my iPod.
But does the Taco Bell dog have a cameo? That would be sweet.
Sorry I got distracted, just had the 5-0 show up at my office. The good news is they were not looking for me.
Also Willie Tanner was the dad on Alf and he is apparently a gay, homosecsical crack-head. Of course that news also broke about 10 years ago, so there you go.
Willie Tanner… Thats DJ’s name for Uncle Jesse’s dick.
I refuse to watch this trailer on the grounds that I need my IQ points
Speaking of annoying things with fake hispanic accents, the commercials for the upcoming season of Mind of Mencia are almost violence-inducingly bad.
Eibz, you’re a woman after my own heart. I too cannot watch anything that I deem will make me stupider. Wait. That didn’t come out just right.
Speaking of annoying things with fake hispanic accents, the commercials for the upcoming season of Mind of Mencia are almost violence-inducingly bad.
I’ve seen them. And what’s even sadder is that before I substitute taught junior high kids I just assumed the guy was totally irrelevant. Now I know how pervasive "Dee Da Dee" is as a catchphrase. And knowing is half of wanting to kill yourself.
I just went and looked again at the Willie Tanner article Fek linked, it’s from 2000 or 2001. According to imDb he’s still alive, though, so everything in the article could still hold true.
It’s always horrible to hear someone you thought was normal bust out a "dee da dee". It’s like in a zombie movie when you notice a bite on your friend’s arm. You know then there is no hope, and the best option is to kill them.
New post up dicktuckers and dicksuckers.
GET ME A CHALUPA!
My mom does Golden Retreiver rescue. I feed every stray animal in the neighborhood. But DAMN if I don’t want to kick little dogs when I see them.
You’ve just watched the inner soul of Danny Trejo.
But does the Taco Bell dog have a cameo? That would be sweet.
Willie Tanner… Thats DJ’s name for Uncle Jesse’s dick.
Comprendes Mendes?