DICK D TO PLAY DICK C
05.22.08
The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Richard Dreyfuss is in final talks to play Dick Cheney in Oliver Stone’s W. Cast so far:
George Dub – Josh Brolin
Cheney – Dreyfuss
Karl Rove – Toby Jones
Condaleeza Rice – Thandie Newton
Laura Bush – Elizabeth Banks
After eight years of seeing these people on TV every day, I can’t wait to not see them on the big screen. Stone plans to release the film in October, just in time to not affect the presidential election. In related news, I’m currently working on adapting this film into a bumper sticker. So far all I’ve got are truck nutz.
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Can we get Stone to hire Shia LePouffe to play Harry Whittington?
Man I never get over Cheney’s smirk. It says "Fuck you, America."
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The Mighty Fek’lhr just intercepted a message from Hollywood!
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Dor sho gha! Ellen Degeneres is going to play Dick Cheney’s daughter! What a co-inky-dink!
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I have no doubt that the people of America are intelligent enough to not be swayed by Oliver Stone trying to influence an election.
Wow, it’s a lot easier to keep a straight face while typing than while talking.
I’ll say this. If Gina Torres plays Condi, I’m there.
They should let RDJ play Colin Powell.
If this has a cheney or bush love scene in it, Pauly’s gonna love it: Robots Fucking!
They should have Frank Caliendo play W because he’s hilarious.
They should have Frank Caliendo play all the parts.
Condaleeza Rice – Thandie Newton?
Nabisco makes both fig newtons and rice pudding.
Mr. Stone , you’re clever product placement advertising wont work on me sir!
HAHA!!! Cheney is being played by a jew! I hope when he finds out he has a fucking heart attack and dies very… very slowly. But the only way he could find out is if they talk about it on the Faux Noise channel.
DICK D TO PLAY DICK C sounds like a part of a word question written by my closeted flaming Calculus instructor in college. You spent too much time in San Francisco.
They should get Frank Caliendo to eat some rat poison because he’s hilarious.
Cheney can’t have a heart attack. He lacks the anatomy.
Honestly, they should all play themselves. They’ve been acting their parts for years.
Mmmm…….. done enough to merit the correct course of action. You aint seen me alright!
Condaleeza Rice – Thandie Newton?
Nabisco makes both fig newtons and rice pudding.
Mr. Stone , you’re clever product placement advertising wont work on me sir!
ITK I’m calling Dexter on you and h’s gonna push you’re shit in… hard. What did that post mean BTK?
isnt dick cheney already jewish?