WATCH THE TRAILER FOR HOMO ERECTUS AFTER THE JUMP
If you would’ve told me yesterday that there’d be a movie called Homo Erectus starring Gary Busey as a cavemen, and I’d be aggressively ambivalent towards it, I would’ve called you a liar.
Sir or Madame, I humbly and hypothetically apologize.
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The caveman portrayed by Gary Busey invented fire, the wheel, dental examinations and anal rape. True story.
That banner pic will haunt my dreams for the rest of my days.
So Ali Larter needs money? Because I have a dozen different things I’d pay her to do.
I saw Homo Erectus pointing at me through the glory hole in the peep show last night, but the movie i was watching was Backdoor Asians #17.
It’s so easy to play a Caveman, even Gary Busey can do it.
Busey doesn’t have to portray a caveman. He is one.
As a Caveman, Gary Busey invents Jesus.
holy shit this looks awful, and of course david carradine is in it
and ali larter? damn her agent sucks
And the winner of the "Best devouring of a coyote in a prehistoric setting" award goes too…
I’m glad Busey is really pushing his boundaries and focusing on his art. I suppose next they will make a movie staring McG called "Douchebag" or one starring me called "Handsome Commentor."
You know, if you’re ever having a bad day, and you think life just can’t get any worse for you, just know you’re wrong. Add National Lampoon’s to anything and it just got immensely worse.
You people don’t UNDERSTAND acting. If you saw cheese, you would think, nothing but curdled milk and fungus. Your problem is PERCEPTION!
I’d let him club me over the head and drag me away by my hair anyday. I mean, why else would I have this weave? ‘Cause I <3 crazy, that’s why.
I saw Gary Busey in a restaurant yesterday. The waiter asked him what he’d like to eat. He said “UUUG! WAAAHHH!!! OOGA!” and pointed at the menu.
He was NOT practicing for this role.
What really bothers me are all the historical inaccuraciesin this film.
…A comedy? Are you sure?
Bryce, what restaurant serves coyote or newborns anyway?
Homo Erectus, eh? Oh I get it. Hahahahahahaha. It means gay boner. hahahaha. gay people are gross.
I once saw Gary Busey act like a sheep for an entire day. He was so good, the local artisans made 23 sweaters out of him.
What in the name of Greek buggery is Gay Thug Dating?
The problem with being batshit genious, is TRYING to act a part like this, and not HAVE people say, "THATS just GARY being GARY. FUCKING HACK!" To move outside yourself and BE the caveman, that IS craft.
Dad, now is the time to do our Like Father Like Son remake!!!
Gary Busey didn’t actually invent the wheel, so much as scare a boulder into flatness.
For shame Ali, for shame. :(
im wiff kMeB on this one for shame Ali!!!!! you too fine to be doing this, can’t you suck the right cocks in hollywood to act in better movies?
You see. I have BEEN living this role. Just like HOW I fucked my 13 year old cousin to get ready for Great Balls of Fire. The fact THAT he was a boy didn’t matter much. THAT is CRAFT!
The only way I’m able to tell if something is intended to be a comedy these days is if Ron Jeremy makes a cameo.
gary you douche you were in the Buddy Holy story no great balls of fire
You see. I have BEEN living this role. Just like HOW I fucked my 13 year old cousin to get ready for Great Balls of Fire. The fact THAT he was a boy didn’t matter much. THAT is CRAFT!
But didn’t you play Buddy Holly?
Bex, he obviously means when he went to see Great Balls of Fire.
JAKE you broken condom you!! I am staying in character FOR the inevitable sequel, and incestuous snuff ACTION was common back IN THE day!
Buse, IMDB yourself bra.
Oh, I get it!
Gary Busey played Jerry Lee Lewis as Dennis Quaid!!
FUCKING GENIUS!!
fuck you mike i stole your thunder
Do Ali Larter and Emile Hersh have the same agent?
To prepare YOURSELF for other people’s roles, THAT is caraft!
That is one cock-eyed, prehistoric, uh, err, cock?
Banner pic:
"SMEE…"
"SMEEEEEEE!!!"
I smashed my head on the street to see what it would be like to be Harrison FORD in Regarding Henry!! Commit!
Güey….
Fuckin’ mexicans always stealing the thunder.
I’m no Nostradamus, but it’s kind of telling when you see a trailer for a comedy movie without one spoken joke or gag of any kind.
I’d do things to Ali Larter that would make this film look like a documentary about the Algonquin Round Table.
AHA!! Fuckin Mike cabron ya se quien eres!!
And the winner of the "Best devouring of a coyote in a prehistoric setting" award goes too…
ZOG!
Zog also win award for "Best devouring of a coyote in rural, industrial, commercial, residential, and school zones."
Gary Busey gets billing AFTER "Monkey Sex" ?!
Gary Busey packs his musket with his own dick.
That screencap is from when Gary Busey attempted to eat his own face.
Gary Busey can disassemble his own dick.
BLINDFOLDED!
Gary Busey makes Jake Busey look like Jake Busey.
Meteor my ass, Gary Busey killed the dinosaurs.
Gary Busey is so crazy he makes Mad Murdock look like regular Murdock.
Of course Gary Busey comes after Monkey Sex…….
but always before Wooly Mommaths.
Gary Busey once won a tug-of-war against a group of ghosts.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*snorts cocaine
What the fuck happend to Rotty? Is he grading papers or maybe too busy bangin’ coed cooter?
Gary Busey once pulled the yeast infection out of an old girlfriend.
Gary Busey lights his cigarettes with grenades.
HOLY SHIT!
Thanks Vinance, I feel better now.
Why is Garg getting sucked into a crows asshole? I can’t watch trailer so I’m guessing, colorectal vetrenary surgery?
Gary Busey won a battle of wills against himself.
Gary Busey invented the Duckbilled Platypus by cutting pieces of a duck and a beaver together, then fucking the resulting animal back to life.
Gary Busey puts bald eagles in his field to frighten off the scarecrows.
Heat strok makes you misspell every othre word.
Gary Busey likes just a tad of coffee in his milk.
Gary Busey makes the square peg fit in the circle hole.
If this movie is set in prehistoric times, is it still possible that Gary Busey will be playing himself? Or does Gary Busey predate Gary Busey? I am confused.
Gary Busey didn’t invent fire, he invented first and third degree burns.
Gary Busey beat Contra without any codes.
Gary Busey eats corn and then picks it out of his shit to reuse. Because recycling is important.
Gary Busey stood over Suge Knight and said "You got knocked the fuck out!"
Gary Busey thinks he’s related to the people in store-bought picture frames.
Gary Busey thought that remaking the 1981 Ringo Starr vehilce Caveman was a good idea. Because Gary is a fucking idiot.
Gary Busey can play every instrument in Rock Star at once.
Gary Busey built an ark because he is convinced the god loves reruns and remakes.
Gary Busey was casted as an extra in the Thriller video by just walking on to the set.
Gary Busey thinks that by concentrating hard enough, he can make his brain not move.
Gary Busey sits in the stall next to the toilet he’s using.
Gary Busey thinks “ninja” comes after 8, but before 10.
Gary Busey won’t go to the Florida Keys until he can find that goddamned lock.
DJ Gary Busey uses a See ‘n Say instead of turntables.
Gary Busey once pulled a horses tail and then kick the steed in the stomach.
Gary Busey uses water socks to tap dance.
Fact: Gary Busey will kill you if you yank a tablecloth out without disturbing the centerpiece or the dishes.
Gary Busey wants to install Windows ’98 on his car’s CD player.
Gary Busey, in a shocking turn of events, has actually become a dull topic of conversation.
Gary Busey sends faxes of his penis to 900 numbers.
Gary Busey pulled the sword from the stone and then took the stone home to “fix it”.
Gary Busey invented the iGary, a megaphone that screams horrible things at your mother.
Gary Busey holds the patent to the "Sand In Your Pussy Remover"
Gary Busey bought a gym membership so that he could hide shit in lockers.
New up with 100% more porn.
Gary Busey can tie his schlong in a bow.
Gary Busey only eats the bag in his sack lunches.
Gary Busey thinks everything behind row number three at the movies, dies when the lights go down.
Gary Busey pulls a gun on every pizza delivery man he calls.
Gary Busey thinks ice is a “quitter” once winter ends.
Gary Busey had his heart broken by a snowman he took to bed.
Oh, come on. He’s no Chuck Norris!
Gary Busey fucks Chuck Norris and then calls him gay.
Gary Busey is convinced that the KKK is a fraternity of spooky ghosts.
Gary Busey’s cell phone message says, “Please wait for the brick to hit you before you start speaking *BEEP* “.
And the winner of the "Best devouring of a coyote in a prehistoric setting" award goes too…
Gary Busey shaves with safety scissors.
Gary Busey keeps checking his mailbox for his e-mails.
Gary Buses talks to himself in text form.
If Gary Busey gets wet, he multiplies.
oh. my. god.
brilliant.
Gary Busey has a cache of other peoples teeth under his pillow.
Oh, come on. He’s no Chuck Norris!
Since we are talking about cavemen,
Why do cavemen drag cavewomen by their hair?
If they dragged them by their feet, they would fill up with rocks and sand.
Why do cavemen drag cavewomen by their hair?
If they dragged them by their feet, they would fill up with rocks and sand.
This common misconception. The real answer very simple. Drag by feet, woman see way to Zog cave. Drag by hair, woman see way home.
Gary Busey knows Liberty Medical can help him control his diabetiss.