BENICIO DEL GUEVARA
05.12.08
IESB had some brand new pics of Benicio Del Toro playing Che Guevara in Steven Sodaburg’s upcoming movies The Argentine and The Guerilla. I’m not sure about this whole Famous-Person-As-Separate-People trend of biopics. At least these are two separate movies – I tried to watch I’m Not There ("inspired by the many lives of Bob Dylan") yesterday and it was like watching a guy smell his own farts for two hours. Oh my God, you’re so innovative! Can I award you the Oscar for smartest person in history?!
On a more positive note, Del Toro was born to play Che Guevara like Forrest Whitaker was born to play Idi Amin and Morgan Freeman was born to play Mandela. Casting just doesn’t get easier than that.
Also: I wish there was some way to turn Benicio Del Toro into a hologram projected next to my full length mirror. That way I could get dressed and then look at the mirror and go, "So… how do I look?" And the Benicio hologram could take a long drag of its cigarette, furrow its brow, then exhale and smile really slowly. "Berry good, my fraing. Berry berry good," he’d say. -Robo with the assist again

Does Robo have a direct line to hollywood through God or something?
I was born to play my local city commissioner Martin Fagelburg.
Al: I’m betting Robo is either a Jew or a Scientologist. I’d need to see his hair to give a final determination.
Del Toro also seems born to play Fidel Castro, and maybe Saddam Hussein after that. He shouldn’t be allowed to alter his facail hair at all until preproduction begins on Mussollini.
The Mighty Fek’lhr was born to play "Chunk" from Goonies II: Bigger, Fatter, Dumber.
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Too bad Guevara’s life didn’t go more like Elvis’. That way they could have gotten Benecio Del Toro to play young Guevara and Guillermo Del Toro to play old, fat Guevara.
*Chodin dog paddles into new post*
Man, AL saved me from drowning in that last fucking post!
I want my Del Toro to tell people that I’ll flip you, flip you for real.
I was born to play Dennis Kucinich James Dean?
I was born to play with myself.
I was born to play “guy who accidentally drinks Icee with sperm in it” for Meatballs: part 12.
I was born to play
withmyself in my life story.I was born a ramblin’ man.
I was born to play Larry Craig. He auditioned me personally.
I was born to play “Concubine #6″ in a future, post-jail-comeback project for Wesley Snipes.
I was born to play “Chodin” in the filmDRUNK movie.
Quote for right side banner pic:
You have some horchata. And I have a long straw. I DRINK YOUR HORCHATA!!
Benicio Del Toro can make anything good.
Even grits and Cream of Wheat.
Del Toro could play Fek’s avatar.
Danny Trejo > Benicio Del Toro
There, He said it.
I thought Robert DeNiro killed Benicio?
Lanky, The Mighty Fek’lhr is going to peckerslap some CotW out of you, even if it kills Bill Kaulitz!!!
From the left thread picture: Che Guevara thought it important that his followers understand how to fingerbang a chick.
I was born to play the guy who holds the world record for most Otter-Pops eaten in a single sitting.
I love them shits.
BTW, gang, Bill Kaulitz is our new Zac Efron.
Actually, it looks like he is going to induce vomitting in the banner pic…
Left thread picture: Che Guevara is saying, “Who the FUCK put this booger on my fucking finger!!!”
No, really! Have you smelled yourself mom? Smell my finger! SMELL MY FINGER! Wash that goddamn thing!
I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you but you were born to rub me first…What do you say we take this out on the patio?
…and when I finished and went to wipe my asshole, that capitalist pig toiletpaper tore and I stuck this finger right up my asshole!!! Death to America!!
New post (not COTW)
Hahahahahhaha that benicio del toro mirror thing oh my god thats so funny i nearly shat myself!!!! drunk on! he does furrow his brow a lot!!!!