BANANA SMOOTHIE: THE MOVIE
05.22.08
Hey, remember when I was ripping on Kung Fu Panda for being such a half-assed idea? And how Pixar always comes up with amazingly outlandish yet human stories, while other animation studios’ ideas are like rejects from brainstorming sessions for the next Taco Bell commercial?
I don’t know where I was going with this, but check it out, it’s chimps! In space! Can you imagine? Kids today are so lucky. I can’t wait to have raise a couple.
(trailer after the jump)
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Why is there a ‘The Happening" poster at the bottom but when I click on it, it becomes ‘Space Chimps’.
exactly
I feel the exact same way Vink, that’s why I’m having two.
you want one of em?
Patrick Warburton has the most played out voice in Hollywood. Any chance Brynn Hartman had a sister?
Rocket monkeys give a mean hard on. I’d hit it.
I’m waiting for Spike Lee’s official reaction to this.
How are those monkeys not exploding from their holes in their suits for their hands???
The Mighty Fek’lhr would watch an animated Fight Club sequel called Space Monkeys.
Donk, this is Spike Lee approved.
The shit is gonna hit the fan, because the monkeys threw it.
So, which one of those two in the cockpit is giving the heavier "Fuck Me" eyes to monkey in the middle?
I KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING APES, NOT MONKEYS… THE JOKE DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!
BTK, for tommorow’s avatars we are doing Scooby Doo! I call dibs on Fred!
…
DON’T JUDGE ME!
I call Scrappy Doo.
You don’t want to leave that av for Scraptastic?
Fine. I’ll be Thelma.
Wait, is that a female space monkey on the left. Thats it, this movie is outlandish and unrealistic. I call shennanigans.
Fuck it, I’m getting a head start.
This movie needs more
robot fuckingmonkey tits.I left a banana smoothie in the toilet this morning that was more entertaining than this turd.
Hey, can I be Matthew Lillard?
Is that Virgil, Goofy, and Razzberry?
<=== WHA HA HA HA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone else go on that Mars ride at Epcot? They have all these employees who keep asking you if you’re reeeeally sure you want to do this, then you’re greeted by the dulcet tones of one Gary Sinise? Anyhoo, yeah, I almost crapped my pants on that ride…could have been the 27 churros though.
Hey, can I be Matthew Lillard?
You’re the first person in the history of this and all parallel universes to ask that question, Eib.
What?
Indeed, Robo, indeed.
But, I bet the Corey wish they were him
Scooby Dum. Straight out of the Okefenokee swamp in Georgia.
I forgot how many Scooby’s there were.
My favorite was the one that was always complaining about how his mother is so overbearing and making jokes at his own breed of dog.
I think his name was Scooby Jew.
There were two of them living in the Hundred Acre woods, one with a severe addiction to Honey and another who jumped around a lot.
Scooby Pooh and Scooby Roo.
I also like the one with the slanty eyes and conical hat that spoke in engrish.
Scooby Yu.
Scoob Dooby Duuuuuuuuurst!
*Pauly passes Donk the piss boot*
Here buddy, you need it more than me.
How about the Chinese Scooby…..Scooby Stew?
No??
Please pass the boot this-a way.
*Donkey slams piss boot, burps a bit of foam back up, snorts it up his nose*
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I FEEL SO FUCKING ALIVE!
<shoots flare into the air>
HELLOOOOOOO! Is there anybody out there?!
<makes signal fire, smoke signals C…J…C…>
Did somebody say Scooby Doo avatars?
Damnit, mine should be along shortly.
Pauly’s avatar reminds me, was Scooby Doo’s uncle retarded?
*Pauly whistles Harlem Globetrotter theme, spin piss boot on finger, takes a chug and gives behind the back pass to Donk*
Think I should mod the pic so that Scraps mike is a dong and make a CJC/mopery mascot?
*Donk puts piss boot on the head of one of the Washington Generals and shows him his empty hands, the player turns around and Donk takes the boot off his head, takes a chug and bounces it off the backboard to Crap.*
*Grabs boot and shoves it under the back of the jersey of General standing in front of him. Moves around General and General catches a travelling call. Points, laughs, calls General a fucktard. Steps to sideline and tosses in to lyauP*
*Pauly grabs the boot, dribbles through his legs and around the back, runs up to the audience and pretends to throw piss on the audience but only confetti comes out of the boot*
Someone needs to set me up with a "Pauly-oop"
* Takes off tennis shoe and fills it with piss. Then frowns. *
*Throws boot to ref, but right before it gets to him, the attached string snaps it back to Donkey’s hand. Catches Pauly running for the basket, throws the boot in a high arch to him*
EL KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
whenever a thread comes close to durst have no fear El KaBONG! is here!!!
i dont know why they even bother making animated crap like this, just let pixar do it, or those japanese puñeteros who like aliens with tentacle dicks
*Pulls out a bucket of water and throws it at Donkey, but it’s not water! No, it’s the piss boot refill. Feels really bad about confusing it with the confetti bucket.*
*Slips in piss puddle. Roles over and starts sucking piss off of court*
IT STILL WARM!
"I’d roll over and shit straight up into the air for a good role" -Britney Spears
Crap, get over here while I wring out my jersey. I don’t wanna waste any of this.
Hold on, I’m wringing out the bench towels I used to dry the court.
Fuckit. No work to do, slow day on the farm. I think I’m headed home to go make some shower drain jizzum hair spiders.
Are you guys all watching soccer or something?
The only way I would wathc soccer, is if I was promised a beej afterwards.
Hey can I play cause I’m watching Basketball
I’m sold.
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/