ZOMG! NEW HULK TRAILER!
04.30.08
After the jump, I’ve got the newest trailer for Louis Leterrier/Ed Norton’s upcoming The Incredible Hulk. In this trailer, everything they say to him seems to take him one step closer to the edge (and he’s about to break).
I still don’t know how a scene with 25 minutes of CGI-buff-dude-on-CGI-buff-dude violence will be all that interesting, unless it also involves lactating, an afterbirth, or spontaneous prolapse. What can I say, I’m a simple man who enjoys the simple pleasures. -Thanks to Liam for the tip
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Are you just re-writing your previous posts now? I’m gonna start doing that wiff my comments.
Are you just re-phrasing your previous thoughts now? I’m gonna start doing that wiff my inane banter.
It looks like Hulk needs a little room to breathe.
Wait a sec, is this MMA or Underground street dancing? I just want to know which version of gay I should be when I see it.
GRRR HULK SAVE REC CENTER!
The Hulk has bigger nipples than George Clooney as Batman.
It’s sad when the best part of a trailer is the theme song from a 20 year old television show.
Jose Canseco must be pissed.
Sorry, 30 year old television show.
In my defense, I didn’t want to show my
level of alzheimersage.Is it wrong that i would fuck Ed Norton, but only as he was in American History X? Since then, flaccid. Also, so is his career.
i feel like its a little too soon for a remake. this is just an updated piece of shit with better acting. its a polished off piece of shit, but it is still a piece of shit.
Its ok Anagram, some of us are old, dont be ashamed. Adolescent humor and film transcend age.
In other words, dick and fart jokes could unite the world. Whoa
Bucky Dent just nailed a 340ft homer over Hulk and the damn Yakees beat the Sox again!
Eibmoz, I’m only ashamed of my age when people can see a Depends line in my slacks.
WHOOOO GO TED NUGENT!!!
I just know you’re old because you said "slacks".
I know it’s been asked before but how do the Hulk’s pants stay on?
Hand to God, I had britches typed first but thought that made me sound a little too seasoned.
I rarely plan ahead.
I’m betting he wears sansabelt pants SuckMe.
SMB Sansbelt pants for the geriatric.
That is total shit though. His pant shoulds blow off and his shriveled ‘roid balls should jangle around with his throbbing, bulbous, veinpost spraying hulk musk all over the place….
…just sayin’.
This movie would be a 100 times better if it was done as a sequel to American History X. Ed Norton’s character is saved by time traveling Nazi’s by turning him in Nazi Hulk. "GRRRRR HULK ANGRY. . . AT THE JEWISH CONSRIRACY TO DESTROY THE FATHERLAND!!!"
My Damn Yankees joke go over everyone’s head?
You’re spontaneous?
GRRR SLOW INTERNET CONNECTION HULK SMASH!
I’d sonner watch two fags wrestle in those overstuffed sumo wrestler suits on the rebuilt set of Godzilla vs Gamera than pay to see this movie. Other than the expensive CGI, it’s basically the same thing anyway.
Oh thats why they call him "Hulk" Hogan!
The trailer’s Emo traits:
these effects look almost as bad as the monsters in I Am Legend. Ugh. Couldnt they make the bad guy look a little less stupid?
You guys do realize this Hulk can hear, right?
Speaking of Hulk, how scared would you be if this was creeping up behind you at the pool? Da dum da dum da dum.
http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=5562&photo_key=12172
Not nearly as scared as I would be if it were Brooke sneaking up behind me. That chick’s got wood, I just know it.
hi guys im here for the no poon afternoon
Bex, is your real name Justin Time?
Pauly, my name is Cock Hardison ;)
Ha, I have thwarted the no poon plans!!!!
Curses!!
Bex, that’s close to my real name, Dick Stiffagen.
;3)
Eibz, I’m starting to think you have a dick.
Also, is your avatar the girl from Double Dragon?
His name is My Thigh Hurts.
I thought His name was Meefis?
Wiff the exception of Eibz, lately every day after about 3 o’clock is no poon afternoon. Eibz, where’s the rest of ya hoes @?
His name is Robert Paulson. Wait. What site am I on?
yeah where are the pillow fight club chicks?
and what the fuck happenned to AGB and Koru?
Hulk’s real name is Queef. He had it changed after the last movie.
I dunno. Doesn’t look too bad to me. {They can have that for the posters} Which one is Gary Busey? I’m gonna say both of them.
If you guys join the pink team, every afternoon can be no poon afternoon. Also, I get a free jet ski if I get another punch on my Conversion Card.
I call my evenings "No Dicks after Six".
After my "No Poon Afternoon", it turns into "Vagine is Fine After Nine".
Also known as "After eight, time to masterbate".
It’s quickly coming up on "6 o’clock and I really need a blowjob."
Fuck you, I know it doesn’t rhyme.
Erswi, hows about "When 6 rolls around, it’s time to mouth me down"?
I’ve never really dealt with hookers before so is $15 a good deal for a handjob? I feel like a tourist who gets tricked in to buying fake Oakleys from a homeless man.
Bob, when in doubt, just try to talk them down.
"Look, all I got is a 10 spot" always works.
Seems about right officer.
Oh and Jokelys are the best sunglasses.
GRRRRRRR 8th grade D.C. trip!
*Chodin pops head in barber shop*
Is it white boy day, or “no poon afternoon” day?
Pauly, hows about "I really need a fuckin blowjob"? Cuz I’m not really trying to be cute or anything . . .
I JUST REALLY NEED A FUCKIN BLOWJOB!!
No warranty on those Jokelys I sold you either, SMB. Caveat emptor, or carpe diem, or carp in a light wine sauce . . . something like that.
SMB, I called them Brokleys.
Chodin, everyday is white boy day. Except in the month of February.
Okay, Erswi. FUCK!
But I aint swallowin’
I would ask for a blow job but with her can-opener snargles it would be like getting one from Louie Anderson.
So what’s the topic today?
Movies? Nah.
Adaptations? No.
BTK? Always.
Erswi, I know how you can get a blow job and I can get a jet ski . . .
(No, I’m not offering, I’ll just post your stats on craigslist and let another team member get that one. GRRR OUTSOURCING.)
I severely miss my "BTK Raders" avatar.
RADER NATION!
Hut! Hut! HIKE!
I iz heer now, crushin’ ur no-poon.
Waitaminute, where did Eib go?
Pauly, when are you bringing Baby Dee-cap back?
I have it, among others, in a folder on my desktop that says "sweet fuckin’ avatars"….
but I CAN’T…. CHANGE… MY…. AVATAR!!! AAGGGGHHHHHH!
*Pauly ‘Hulk smashes’ computer through desk, kicks chair into wall, pauses to let a family of ducks pass*
ZOOOOOMFG! He totally Pwen Wilson’d that ROFLcopter!!!!
Brokelys is genius.
And Erswi, you said you got ‘em whole sale and that’s why they were so cheap. Fucking cajuns.
If Bruce Banner is having sex with a chick, and in the middle of sex she says, “Bruce, I can’t feel you”. Let’s say that really upset him, would his dork tear her apart?
Why can’t you change your avatar, Pauly?
I did buy em whole sale. The dude had a bunch of broke ones in his trunk too. But I told him "Nah dog, wholes sale. Busted ones don’t."
Chodin, you presuppose that Bruce Banner could get a woman to have sex with him. He’s just about the pussiest alter ego you can imagine.
SMB, some douche I know has some fake Versace glasses, I call them "Ver-swap-meets".
Also, I don’t think it would tear her apart, they would just become stuck together. I guess that would make the fight with The Abomination a lot more interesting. He could use her like a club.
Butters, everytime I try I get this:
Warning: imagejpeg() [function.imagejpeg]: Unable to open ‘user_files/683_avatar_64x64.jpg’ for writing: Permission denied in /usr/home/sshack/domains/filmdrunk.com/public_html/templates_c/profile.php on line 100
I’m not computer savvy enough to know what that means 8====D:*(
*walks away with his head down, sad acoustic guitar plays*
I like it. I own some fake Dolce ones and Douche seems to come up a lot among
people every where i gomy friends.Chodin, to answer your question. Ya know when dogs get stuck together……
No. Hulks penis grows into a vagina after transformation. It’s suppossed to assist the metaphor that inside of all of us is a big green lesbian just waiting to come out.
You sure they’re talking about your sunglasses SMB?
*Hands SMB the piss boot of jocular-ribbing-so-as-not-to-give-the-wrong-idea*
Dude…if “HULK DROP ACID”, shit would get wrecked!
Hey I’m back, and I noticed;
Why doesn’t Hulk just fuck She-Hulk?
Pauly, because it’s his cousin. However it never stopped me.
Kissing cousins?
HULK MAINLINE SPEEDBALL!!! > acid
If he dosed he just sit there staring at the viens crawling around in his hand and then dance like a retard to Widespread Panic or Phish.
<cocks head and remembers doing that during last acid trip>
<cocks head and remembers doing that during last acid trip>
See Crap? You’re finally starting to embrace the Avatar you’re stuck with.
what if Hulk Pete Wentzed it and took aspirin and a wine cooler. THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKED UP right? guys?
My sister brought me a fake Gucci belt back from Dubai as a Christmas present a few years ago. The buckle is something Mr T might think was a bit much. I’ve worn it a couple of times and felt like a complete twat on both occasions. I’d like to buy her one of these piss boots i’ve been reading so much about. Is the piss included or do you have to provide your own?
No Robert…no.
8=D;(
Hulk on acid > SMB on Jagger. Mostly because i bet the Hulk could still fight and not just think he could.
I think somebody pissed in this boot. *SMB wipes mouth on his shirt sleave*
Trust me Chuck, your sister has had more than her share of piss boots.
*winks at Chodin and Crap*
What if Hulk did Butthash? you get an awesome high plus an extra bonus of poopy breath.
Hilk on roids. Jesus.
Jenkem noob, it’s Jenkem.
How come it was never called an Ass-Whippet? Now that’s a good name for a recreational drug.
Uh… embrace my avi…
…did you call we a retard keyHo? I don’t get…
HEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!
< Fills boot, winks all around>
Whelp, gotsa go. the wife is home early and if I play my cards right, I may get a chance at what I like to call "69 at 8:54"
Fuck, I’m bad at this…
Compared to Iron Man this isnt going to live up, but with Ed Norton it definately should be better, even if just because of him.
Ed Norton dated Courtney Love so I don’t always trust that dude’s judgement.
* Chodin returns and IMMEDIATELY winks back at Pauly *
The only reasons I give Ed Norton any kind of propers is because 1. He ran up in Salma Hayek. And 2.The "Curb Stomp"
There’s a whole lot of winking and piss booting going on around here. Reminds me of that Tom Cruise movie with the secret sect, erm, Far and Away.
I can relate to this movie. There has been many a time where I wake up and don’t know where I am with my clothes ripped.
Too many times actually.
What if Bruce Banner took anger managment.
HULK COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10….10,9,8
I can relate to this movie because on many occasions I’ve made excuses not to bang my girlfriend with phrases along the lines of "I can’t. There’s something inside of me. A curse." To which she replied "Bob, I already have herpes. There’s nothing to worry about".
*RoboPanda rides up on a wicked sweet jet ski*
All right, Sean’s here! Hey, what all y’all doin’ out here in the ocean?
I’d like to see ‘ole Bruce go to any Vegas DMV. Lotta dead motherfuckers.
I "Hulk out" when it come to stupid people. I swear, some of these people don’t know how close today’s date was going to be on their tombstone.
I’d like to see ‘ole Bruce go to any
Vegas DMVBaptist Church. Lotta dead motherfuckers.Fixed.
I "Hulk out" when it come to stupid people. I swear, some of these people don’t know how close today’s date was going to be on their tombstone.
I TOLD YOU MOM! IT’S NOT COLD ENOUGH FOR A SWEATER, I’M NOT GONNA GET SICK! AND QUIT CALLING ME SNUGGLE-PUSS IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS! I’M 26 FOR GOD’S SAKE!
I “Hulk Out” when I get itchy asshole.
I Hulk out when people use the phrase "Hulk out".
So off yourself.
I “Hulk Out” when girls say “no”.
My dick "Hulks out" a dozen times a day. More often in the "no poon" afternoon.
It does seem like there used to be more chicks on here.
I like to "Hulk Out" to Enya. Her shits hardcore. Oooh wah ah ah ah!
Remember that movie that came out a couple of years ago called HULK? Yeah, me neither.
I “Hulk Out” when girls won’t accept my drinks.
DRINK IT!!!! THERE’S NOTHING IN IT, HONEST!!!! JUST DRINK IT!!!!
I hulk out when I open the fridge and the beer is gone, the Segrams bottle is in the trash, the bong is dry, it’s 2:30am, and the coke bindle’s empty. 6am is a loooooong way away. And if that dog looks at me funny…one…more…time….
Or when I double down on 12 and bust…
…FUCK YOUR 11 3rd BASE! YOU CAN FUCKING WALK OFF THIS FUCKING TABLE….rrrRRRRAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crap- Did i see you at Mandalay Bay two weeks ago?
I "Hulk Out" at the gym, then flex in the mirror and say:
If you “tri”….. to get “bi”….. me, I will “trap” ….you, Son. I’ve “delt”……with your kind be “fore”(arm).
I popped in to throw up all over the first geriatric slot monkey I saw, so, maybe.
Crap is out, booze on!
I know this is delayed, Pauly, but I totally understand. I’m functionally retarded (different from "actually retarded"…well, vaguely) when it comes to computers.
So, I’m drunk now. And I’m here to represent the "poon". Unless you guys aren’t into that…
…queerbags.
I’m out. It’s nothing but a rain of bitches in here.
*SMB turns off light on his way out the door*
Butters, I feel like I only need the computer for 3 things: Work, Porn, Filmdrunking. For anything else, well, that’s what the IT guys are for.
That will probably piss off the Mighty Fek.
I agree, Pauly. Well, except for the porn part. Substitute "porn" for silly celebrity blogs. And substitute "silly celebrity blogs" with "midget wrestling".
The Mighty Fekhir, or however the fuck you spell his name, will forgive…I’m not going to develop this thought further.
How you doin’? Do you like creepy, imagined eye contact? I sure do.
*walks in to dark room, hears comforting fapping sound*
Fuckin’ mothers-in-law…Room enough for one more?
Donk, what happened to the "69 at 8:54"?
Unfortunately, the 69 at 6-to-9 wasn’t going to work out when her mother stopped by al of a sudden for no good fucking reason. "I just never get to see you anymore"
I probably could have salvaged it had she not hurt me mutter the word "cunt" under my breath.
al=all
hurt=heard
typing drunk=typos.
"69 at 6-to-9"
My drunk ass didn’t even pick that up.
When she heard you, you should’ve said "I was about to say, what a surpirse!"
It came on the tail end of a sentence of "of course you weren’t interrupting anything"
The blood that would have ordinarily been dedicated to helping my brain be able to think of good covers for getting caught mumbling bad words was being used elsewhere at the time.
What are you drunk bitches still doing here?
DRINKING!
Sorry. The caps got out of control.
Donkey: One of my favorite pasttimes ( I never know how to spell this word correctly) is muttering the word "cunt". Sometimes I shout it. I like disturbing passersby…along with most of humanity.
Humanity is a cunt. That’s basically what I’m trying to say.
I like your style Butters.
Aha! Wednesday Night Drinking Club is in session…
The Mighty Fek’lhr jsut got loaded and watched Superbad. QAPLAH!
So Fek, how’s that married-poon streak going for ya?
I call baloney on the Fek gettin’ it 2 days in a row. His avatar hasn’t changed and that is supposed to be the tell-tale sign. Hey, maybe that is why none of us can change our avi’s. Fek needs to get some!
I thought you said ‘poon steak’. I wouldn’t mind that Wednesday night special…
Don’t say shit like that Chino, I need there to be hope that some married schlub out there is getting action, because after tonight it will be a long damn time for this FilmDrunkard…
Hey, you just need to follow the Sean Connery school of Marriage. And keep your pimp hand strong…
Did you know that, legally, you can still be found guilty and be jailed for raping your own wife? Fuck me sideways, I could swear I heard something about "sex on command" during the vows…
PIMP HAND!
It’s only sex on command for HER. Cuz you schlubs will always put out.
And that is why it is good to be a girl.
You are all suddenly gone? When I have 4 oz of Merlot coursing thru my veins???
Fine.
Sup there peeps and peepetes? Anybody home?
Chino is right…2 days in a row sure as hell wasn’t His idea…
It was Her idea. I KNEW IT!!
There is only one explanation. She wants to hear the pitter pat of little Klingon feet!
*Pauly strolls into the room singing "Easy Lover" by Phil Collins, snapping fingers off beat*
What is up, FilmFuckards? So it’s the "Vagine is Fine After Nine" portion of the day, who’s up to bat first?
Ooh, ooh, ME!
(please let him pick me, please let him pick me)
*Pauly looks around, sees Chino’s hand up but doesn’t acknowledge it*
No one? Really? Shucks!
*Pauly turns around and walks away with his head down, "The Lonely Man" starts playing*
Thanks, Asshole.
Hey, I was only keeding. Step up here slugger!
Note: Chino capitalized the A in asshole as a show of
ass-kissingrespect.How did you know my middle name?
I am omniscient.
(it’s okay, take the time to go look it up)
Is that a perfume?
I am Malcom X
I’m Eazy-E.
Chino, seriously, that word was on the quiz for my First Holy Communion.
Whoa! Warn me next time Eazy. I’ll use a rubber.
That is how I know it, too.
Although, I am not Catholic.
I am just really smart.
I’m both.
;3)
Where are your Soulja Boy sunglasses?
I somehow can’t take you seriously without them…
I call bullshit!
GET OUTTA HERE, MAGGOT!
I can’t wear them at night, that’ll make me a douche.
Hey hey hey! None of that now!
What’s bullshit’s phone number, Mag?
I respect that. But it’s daytime somewhere…
It’s 911 of course. Call him up, day or night.
dudes wassup? gues who has a day off tomorrow? thats right me BOOOOOOOOSH american proletariat!!!!
Hi Bexy!
Right right, Chino.
B3)
Better?
Pauly, you have boobies on your nose.
Kinda. You have a big nose. You know what that means! Right?! RIGHT?!?
And that’s how I like’em, Mag.
Bexican! Que onda?
No, that’s my stache, Chino.
I know! Wide sunglasses bridge! AMIRITE?!?
Damn. You are free to go. Pauly.
If I get pulled over right now, I’m blaminh all of you.
que onda putos?? its after 9 vag is fine time now
im gonna go watch iron man tomorrow
and i fucking look lyke rdj sans blackface with my goat-tee
life is good
But the misspelling, that’s all me.
pauly tell the federales you dont need no stinking breathalyzer
Bex, I’m rolling down the I-19. If I get pulled over, I’m making a run for the frontera.
And crashing at your place.
hahaha awesome we’ll go get some bacanora
More like black-outanora.
Estoy verdad? Huh, que no?
simon, asi mero
that shit is harsh
You still going to KFMA Day, Bex?
I haven’t got my ticket yet. But that’s just me, I don’t like planning that far ahead.
Wait, what? Again? ALREADY?!
I’m gonna be honest. I don’t like how that cat scowls at me. It’s almost he knows my sins, or something. That cat puts the “Fear of God” into me. There’s nothing LOL about it.
Phew.
He’s on the last page.
yeah i got my tickets that shit is gonna rock cant wait
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurst!!!
There is only one explanation. She wants to hear the pitter pat of little Klingon feet!
Dor sho gha! How did you know We had "The Talk"???
SANDWICH!
I hear the Hulk got a Gumby tattoo.
What’s the damage, fellas? We gonna get some action or just sit here jerkin’ each other’s rocket boosters?
Looks like jerkin’ so far. Course, mine’s already been expertly jerked (by myself) so I doubt any of you could match up.
*walks in*
What the fuck are you all doing sitting in a goddamned rhombus? Haven’t any of you tards ever heard of a circle-jerk before?
New up, dicktuckers and dicksuckers.