04.30.08 ZOMG! NEW HULK TRAILER!
After the jump, I’ve got the newest trailer for Louis Leterrier/Ed Norton’s upcoming The Incredible Hulk. In this trailer, everything they say to him seems to take him one step closer to the edge (and he’s about to break).
I still don’t know how a scene with 25 minutes of CGI-buff-dude-on-CGI-buff-dude violence will be all that interesting, unless it also involves lactating, an afterbirth, or spontaneous prolapse. What can I say, I’m a simple man who enjoys the simple pleasures. -Thanks to Liam for the tip
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ZOMG! NEW HULK TRAILER!
Are you just re-writing your previous posts now? I’m gonna start doing that wiff my comments.
Are you just re-phrasing your previous thoughts now? I’m gonna start doing that wiff my inane banter.
It looks like Hulk needs a little room to breathe.
Wait a sec, is this MMA or Underground street dancing? I just want to know which version of gay I should be when I see it.
GRRR HULK SAVE REC CENTER!
The Hulk has bigger nipples than George Clooney as Batman.
It’s sad when the best part of a trailer is the theme song from a 20 year old television show.
Jose Canseco must be pissed.
Sorry, 30 year old television show.
In my defense, I didn’t want to show my
level of alzheimersage.Is it wrong that i would fuck Ed Norton, but only as he was in American History X? Since then, flaccid. Also, so is his career.
i feel like its a little too soon for a remake. this is just an updated piece of shit with better acting. its a polished off piece of shit, but it is still a piece of shit.
Its ok Anagram, some of us are old, dont be ashamed. Adolescent humor and film transcend age.
In other words, dick and fart jokes could unite the world. Whoa
Bucky Dent just nailed a 340ft homer over Hulk and the damn Yakees beat the Sox again!
Eibmoz, I’m only ashamed of my age when people can see a Depends line in my slacks.
WHOOOO GO TED NUGENT!!!
I just know you’re old because you said "slacks".
I know it’s been asked before but how do the Hulk’s pants stay on?
Hand to God, I had britches typed first but thought that made me sound a little too seasoned.
I rarely plan ahead.
I’m betting he wears sansabelt pants SuckMe.
SMB Sansbelt pants for the geriatric.
That is total shit though. His pant shoulds blow off and his shriveled ‘roid balls should jangle around with his throbbing, bulbous, veinpost spraying hulk musk all over the place….
…just sayin’.
This movie would be a 100 times better if it was done as a sequel to American History X. Ed Norton’s character is saved by time traveling Nazi’s by turning him in Nazi Hulk. "GRRRRR HULK ANGRY. . . AT THE JEWISH CONSRIRACY TO DESTROY THE FATHERLAND!!!"
My Damn Yankees joke go over everyone’s head?
You’re spontaneous?
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