This is the R-rated trailer for a movie that stars porn actress Jenna Jameson and has "strippers" in the title. …I’ll just cut to the chase here – THERE ARE NO BARE BREASTS IN THIS TRAILER. More like Zombie Gyppers, am I right? Anyone?
I think I speak for the baby Jesus himself when I say that everyone involved in the creation of this will burn in hell for all eternity.
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Thanks for the warning about the lack of bare breasts, you just saved me however long that video is.
But there’s cock, right?
THe Mighty Fek’lhr wishes it was Zombie Gypsies! High five!
No titties? What’s the point of going on living?
dont taze me bro
Fucking homo
Who the fuck needs a red band trailer that doesn’t show some titz?
A red band trailer for a movie with strippers in the title, the least I’d expect is tit and you’d have to hope for a little snatch.
Strippers in movies that don’t actually strip is the lamest thing ever, you may as well make them a fucking vet, what the fuck does it matter that they’re strippers if I don’t get to see shit. and while I’m on it, in these movies where the strippers don’t show Jack how is it that all the guys are going crazy. I’ve been in strip clubs where they take shit of and the atmosphere wasn’t as good as it is in these movies….sorry I’ll stop this is way too long for 1 post.
Yeah Erswi, I think about that everytime I soap mine up in the shower…
I’d rather see Zombie Hookers.
$20 bucks to suck you off, but if it’s your brains, they’ll pay you.
Also I could probably make a more proffessional looking movie on my 5 year old DV cam. the sound is terrible, the acting even worse, also if I made this I’d show titz in the red band trailer.
Also I could probably make a more proffessional looking movie on my 5 year old DV cam
Woah, affleck, you have a DV camera dedicated solely to filming 5-year olds too?
Separated at birth I tell ya!
tits or gtfo
I once stood by the side of the road with a sign that read "tits or bust"
Nobody seemed to get it.
Lance I sent a similar link to you last week, yet no thanks or acknowledgement
Runs to bedroom to cry…
Off topic: She may be dumber than a fence post, but Jessica Simpson really needs me to fuck her brains in.
What if they made a movie about Zombie Retards? How would you tell the difference?
GRRR…ZOMBIE RETARD MMA!!!
the retards would have better titz and would be better actors
Lance I sent a similar link to you last week, yet no thanks or acknowledgement
Runs to bedroom to cry…
Really? Sorry, must have missed/forgot about it. I blame Fek flooding my inbox with all that tentacle porn.
Hmm…He actually meant the difference between the Zombies and the Retards, not the Retards and the Strippers…but…meh!
Fek, why are you sending Lance home movies?
Technically, it’s "Gah" porn, Lanky.
Gah? theres no Gah!!
The difference between zombies and retards is the urge to eat brains. I mean, retards will eat them if they’re already spilled all over the place, but most of them simply lack the drive to chew through somebody’s skull to get to them. It’s kind of like the difference between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans, they both want to steal our jobs, but the Puerto Ricans don’t really want to be doing any work while the Mexicans have an uncontrollable urge to landscape.
I think you can keep a tard Zombie as a pet.
Hey, not all zombies want to eat brains. That is a common misconception about our culture.
True story-I used to know this guy that worked at a retard house. He had the over-night shift, so he would show up completely plowed (he was a rummy) and just pass out on the couch all night while the retards slept/were chained to the bed.
He was a real dirty asshole, there was this one retard that was in a wheelchair and he would fart in his face and laugh at him.
I am glad my mom stopped dating that guy.
I think you can keep a Klingon as a pet too. Except, they refuse to be house trained. Ewww
Wouldn’t the "uncontrollable urge to landscape" stereotype cancel out the "lazy Mexican" stereotype?
*looks up from squatting on the floor*
Huh?
no, it wouldnt pauly.
alright fuckers, im going to go ‘shake the baby’ aka sleep
drunkON!
New post! DOWN WITH THE HIPPIES!
Wouldn’t the "uncontrollable urge to landscape" stereotype cancel out the "lazy Mexican" stereotype?
I don’t think so Pauly. Landscape is the new euphemism kids are using for "laying around smoking weed".
True Story:
I had a retarded friend is high school. Well he wasn’t really retarded, but kinda slow and he had a huge fucking head and would wear a hat that said "Jesus (hearts) me". His name was "Buddy" and he had a couple of funny things he would do. First, he would shit butt-naked with just his shoes on and the bathroom stall door open (if it had one at all) with his clothes folded in the corner with that hat on top. I caught him on numerous occasions and when he’d see me and say all fat-tounged and retarded "Hi, Paul!". I laughed every, fucking, time. Then he would ask people for money at lunch but he would cuss. Example "Hey, give me some fucking money for a soda, fucking bitch!" Hilarious. Then he got suspended for getting his dick sucked by a retarded black girl in class. I miss Buddy.
When I was in high school, I actually witnessed two of the "special" students arguing over who was more retarded. This was after they played a fake game of baseball. Lunch time was great.