WOLF MAN: DEL TORO OUT, BUSEY IN
04.01.08
Benicio Del Toro has left the cast of Joe Johnston’s Wolf Man. Early reports are calling it a scheduling conflict, saying the Usual Suspects actor needed more time to smoke Camels and practice squinting. Reached for comment, Del Toro took a long drag of his cigarette and slowly exhaled through his nose while nodding sagely. Sources aren’t quite sure what the gesture indicated, but called it, "Very cinematic."
Replacing Del Toro in the film will be [Snarl] Busey, fathered by Gary Busey during an affair with a coyote six years ago during a trip to New Mexico. This will be the first feature film for [Snarl], who last week turned 24 in dog-human hybrid years, and celebrated by lapping cocktails at Club LAX all night with pal Ashton Kutcher.
Playing the Wolf Man’s sister? You guessed it, Lisa Rinna.
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I would pay $100 to see this movie.
The Mighty Fek’lhr would watch this movie…on USA Up All Night.
I’m lycan this post.
HAPPY BIRFDAY AL!
I would trade my priceless pyrite coins for a ticket to this movie.
BTW, my obsession for Lisa Rinna – she’s my aunt (mom’s sister).
She can lip-pass a basketball, though.
I thought Lisa Rinna was busy at her new job as the Rolling Stones’ tour poster.
Wrong Rot, Lisa Rinna was promoted to bass player.
Makes sense Burnsy; when I look at a bass, I think "Lisa Rinna."
You meant the fish, right?
I don’t know if this is some fuckin’ April Fool’s Joke or something, but my fucking login isn’t working again. So, having said that, I won’t complain or as erswi likes to say, "bitch about it", I’ll just begin anew with this one.
Happy Birthday Al. I mean, you do celebrate birthdays in Canadia right?
Lance, kudos on your mad pshop skillz. That looks better than the official pictures.
Happy Birthday, Al.
I went to a Canadian birthday party once. It was fun.
So it’s Al’s birthday? When do the spankings begin and who goes first? Oh, and since I’m not conversant in foreign cultures, in Canada is it only the birthday girl that wears the gimp mask or do we all take a turn?
JHC: How is the alzheimers going? You didn’t manage to login because that was an ATM, not your computer. Also, please put on some pants. How’s the alzheimers going? You … rinse, repeat etc.
Stone. Shame on you. You go ahead and mention that you went to a Canadian birthday party once . . . . and not one fuckin mention of a six-pack of Labatt’s? What the hell man?
It’s April Fools, brother. That was the joke. Way to catch on, daddy.
Fuckin’ sucks bryce. I pretty sure I took a shower this morning, but then again, I didn’t really recognize the bathroom, so, what was I saying? Oh yeah, why don’t you come and visit me anymore brian, you look just like your father bryce, did you play football, you look like you could have.
GRRR…..PETMEDS!!!
"It’s April Fools, brother. That was the joke. Way to catch on, daddy."
It’s like you’re channeling my mean and hot sister who thinks pregnancy tests are toys.
It’s like you’re channeling my mean and hot sister who thinks pregnancy tests are toys.
Rot-You aren’t from the Midwest, are you?
Fek, that’s a horrible, unfair stereotype that simply perpetuates an outdated and outmoded characterization that………yes.
What is it
witwiff you Midwesterners and Petmeds? Huh? What?Thanks fellas – yes, in Canada, we celebrate birthdays by watching hockey, drinking Molson Canadian, and calling each other "hosers". I’ll be doing at least two of the three tonight.
New post.
No there isn’t. I just came back here from the main . . . oh . . . ahhh . . . April Fool’s. Fek’s gonna be pissed you beat him to that one.
Al-all He meant last night was don’t take it personally that he got a big rubbery one looking at your pictures. Just because some women
I stalkthink it is weird, I like to have that disclaimer.NEW PO…
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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, Pauly burned us on that one. Well done, my man.
LOL, Pauly, jokes on you! Lance just put a new one up!!! ROFLKOTAL!
Nothing. I believe nothing.
Hang on, Nommy’s calling.
OH MY GOD! Nominous just won the Kansas Lottery! And he’s sharing the prize money with us!
Fek, there’s no new… DAMN YOU!!!
Hey Al, when Canadians attempt to make fun of each other, do they call them Americans or is dumbfuck pretty much the North American standard? While we’re at it, how do you say dumbfuck in Spanish Pauly? So help me Christ if someone *cough* bryce, says JHC, I’m gonna pout in the corner and play
bywith myself.Nominous just won the Kansas Lottery!
You really think a roll of Key chewing tobacco, two pair of over-alls, and a lifetime supply of ketamine (for the special ladies in their lives) can really be called a windfall?
You really think a roll of Key chewing tobacco, two pair of over-alls, and a lifetime supply of ketamine (for the special ladies in their lives) can really be called a windfall?
No. But, they did throw in a six pack of LaBatt’s and a beret. He was playing Kansas’s international themed lottery ticket.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders why we are perpetuating the stereotype that all of us Midwesterners are ignorant, sister-fucking, tobaccy chewin’ racists?
Oh…we haven’t had a good dose of racist yet…
So no ones going to hear me out if I have a true story?
DAMN YOU APRIL FOOLS!
DAMN YOOOOU!
I’m listening Pauly. I’m just not believing.
Go ahead with your story Pauly. I think we’re all adult enough, and know just how fucked up your previous stories have been, to make up our minds.
BTW, looks like we need to beat Rot
offin to the gang!I’m from Missouri, but I’m not ignorant. I’m well-educated and I don’t have a sister. I do, however, chew tobacco and despise minorities.
True Story:
I’m ten feet tall.
Missouri?
Welcome to the gang!
That gives us Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri (for sure).
Do any of you know where any of the other MW people hail from?
I’ll share a true story. I swear it’s not an April fools joke.
My late grandfather’s birthday is April 1. He was an artist and designer. Part of his history includes work he did writing and illustrating several of the original Archie comic books.
I attribute any artistic talent I have to him, and named my side business using a combination of his name and my own.
The ironic part, and this is 100% true (ask me tomorrow if you don’t believe me) is that his name was Al.
Was your grandfather’s name Kidney, by any chance? Because that would be a pretty cool combo.
Mmmm, kidney soup. I’m hungry.
I base my view of the Mid-west on Nelly videos.
True story – I am a reincarnation of Stoney’s late grandfather.
His name was Al, Mr. poor reading comprehension…
I have a sixth grade reading level and a fourth grade boner.
And a kindergarten sense of humor. Poopy head.
True story time? Ok, one of my students just said "Since today is April 1st, I’m going to be very skeptical about what I read on the internet." In related news, I’m making a noose out of paper clips.
FIST!!!!!!!!
Damn you Fek! Damn you to Hell!
I base all of my views of the West Coast on Mtv, the East Coast on ESPN, the South on Erswi, Canadia on Al and AGB, and Mexico on Pauly and Bex. Needless to say, I won’t be living on the East or West Coasts any time soon, but I’m willing to give the rest of them a shot.
C’mon down J. End of this month is a great time to come and check out the dirty souf. Jazzfest in New Orleans is, bar none, the best time to be in any city I’ve ever lived in or visited.
Nice durst! Who cares?
Do you know what the best part about swinging a baby from a chain is?
Stopping it with a shovel.
JHC, your’e big in Mexico. You should grace us with you’re presence. (Even though you are supposed to be all around us at all times. What’s the deal with that any way, can’t I shit in peace? Do I have to jack-off with the feeling that your’e watching me?)
If it makes you feel any better Pauly, I’ll just turn my back during happy time.
If it makes you feel any better Pauly, I’ll just turn my back during happy time.
April Fools! That’s the only time he’s actually paying attention.
A few years ago i was banging the heiress to the Oster empire and her birthday is today. she kept promising me she’d make me a wealthy man if i’d stay with her, but she wouldn’t give oral pleasure. so i ended up just stealing her crock pot and banging her best friend instead.
I’m sorry, what were you saying Stone? Chodin was going through his morning ritual of kicking DB’s garlic breathed dead Nazi mother in the face and beating off. I wasn’t really paying attention to other things.
’twasn’t important, Lord.
Man, slow day huh? At least I know it wasn’t just me that dursted this fucker. Shows you, doesn’t it Fek?
*filling in for Fek’lhr for the rest of the day will be His cat, Spot*
This is terrible! Who has ever heard of a wolf MAN?
(o o)
*stares at erswi accusingly*
Welp, looks like I have to actually work today.
Whoa! I made myself laugh!
When the hell did Legos make a Double Dragon kit Pauly?
It’s about time you did something useful, worthless hu-mon.
Today is going slower than one of my arraignments.
Did you know
April Fool’s in Spanish is Que Mas Da
Now procede to punch me…
Oh for you English only posters it really itranslates to I don’t care
*Spot ignores Slaapy*
Does Spot look like Hitler?
Heil Spot!
Actually JHC, it’s a Lego rendition of the famous Nguyen Ngoc Loan picture.
When he was in Double Dragon.
Too bad we don’t do shit like that ’round here. There’d be a whole lot less Vietnamese. Wait, that came out wrong…..
*Spot dismisses the uninformed comments of the ignorant masses*
Come here Spot, I have a turkey jerky treat for you….
Ahh Goood Boy now (kicks spot in the balls)
Spot: Yelp, yelp… yelp
Slaapy: Que Mas Da
*Spot would never eat "Turkey Jerkey"*
Somehow you’ve achieved the impossible task of making Busey more frightening. I applaud you sir. Now if you’ll excuse me, I seem to have sharted my pants.
Busey for Del Toro?! For fuck’s sake what is going on out there?? guess I won’t need to see it after all =(
(standing by for delayed April Fools bullshit…)
Real sorry I missed this one. Funny post L 2-tha V. April Fools.