WILL FERRELL VS. THE LIZARDS
04.29.08
USA Today has the first official still from the upcoming Land of the Lost remake starring Will Ferrell and Danny McBride.
The featured creatures are Sleestaks (as popularized by the Nerf Herder song, “She’s a Sleestak"). Sleestaks are described as “villainous lizard creatures with a single horn and giant eyes” a la Lisa Rinna. The good news is that director Brad Silberling (Lemony Snickets) fought to keep the Sleestaks as dudes in goofy costumes rather than CGI.
Ferrell plays Dr. Marshall, a wacky scientist who ends up the laughingstock of the scientific community after attacking the quadriplegic and wheelchair-bound Stephen Hawking while being interviewed on Anderson Cooper 360. Dr. Marshall is reduced to becoming a tour guide at the La Brea Tar Pits, the only scientific job that would take him. A young hot scientist played by Anna Friel convinces Dr. Marshall to go with her on an expedition which no doubt takes him to the Land of the Lost. [/film]
I’ll admit it, this sounds kind of awesome. I like the idea of remaking old stuff as a comedy, rather than trying to make a faithful version of something that was somewhat ridiculous to begin with, like say, Speed Racer. Comedies are preferable for the same reason it’s more fun to make fun of old people when they poop their pants than it is to listen to their stories about the olden times.

Morlocks > Sleestaks. There, He said it!
T-Minus roughly one year before we get the story about a man in a Sleestak costume killing his trainer.
Will Ferrel is going to copmpletely fuck up one of my most cherished childhood memories; Getting stomache flu, shitting myself, throwing up all over the place, but getting to stay home with mom and watching Land of the Lost.
Only Will could make something like that suck.
Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known
High on the rapids It struck their tiny raft (insert screams here)
And plunged them down a thousand feet below
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost
To the Land of the Lost
Hmm since there are no Will and Holly I guess we won’t get a Method Man cover for the soundtrack.
Good luck getting there. I crashed about 50 fucking rubber rafts going over waterfalls trying to find it.
Dalek > Morlock > Sleestak
^nerd level of comment classed at 23
Shit! I forgot about the earthquake part.
*Chodin walks out on stage*
Man, I just fucked a Sleestak from Chicago, and BOY IS MY DICK TIRED !!!
*Pie in the face*
“…rather than trying to make a faithful version of something that was somewhat ridiculous to begin with…”
I wish my parents would re-shoot that Christmas where my cousin told us all he was gay.
Chodin! Where you bin, mang? I cut you, mang!
I like saying with a lisp:
"Sally sells Sleestaks by the seashore"
i finally get that Wild Life Marshal Willenholly gag from Jay & Silent Bob. thanks Draven. you can 1 cookie but then its off to bed.
Shia Lepoof is set to star in the upcomming theatrical comedy/musical remake of 21 Jump Street.
Sleestacks taste delicious and are naturally low in fat.
Dalek > Morlock > Sleestak>Star Trek:Voyager
GRRR…FAKE JANEWAY NUDES!!!!!!!!
proofreading’s fo suckaz!
They’re changing it to a story about Scientology. John Travolta is playing the lead Sleestak.
I wonder if Will Ferrell will be billed simply as "WiLL" like "Wesley" from the original?
My room used to be really messy, with slees everywhere, but now I’ve organized them into nice, neat sleestacks.
I love this show. This is the one where they get lost in space and have that awesome pedophile robot right?
Lisa Rinna? The last time I saw her, she was being deployed from a steering wheel in a front end collision.
"The Land of the Lost" is my nickname for my pooper. And yes, it’s because it’s inhabited by mutant lizards.
I’m still waiting for a full-length The Bugaloos movie.
FilmDrunk insiders caught up with the actors who played Sleestaks during an early screening of Land of the Lost. When asked about what they thought, they quickly replied SHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Will Ferrel movies, to me, seem like one big "movie" but every different movie is just a "scene".
Make any sense?
Hey Jack!, what’s it feel like to be stuck with a completely lame fucking avi?
<Looks at avi, moves to give Jack! a back slapping bro hug>
PD, yes.
like Pauly Shore movies.
Where I been?
Well you guys probably won’t believe this, but I just started my new job as a tour guide at the La Brea Tar Pits, annnnnddddd…..
Craptastic, I’m not stuck with it, I can quit using it any time I want.
Now you see why I moved out of my house. It was LOUSY with Sleestaks. Would YOU move right away?!
Wait…I thought a “Sleestak” was when you sperm in a girls eyes and then close-fist her on top of the head (a la Three Stooges) ?
chodin, that’s a "creamy ceaser". Oh wait, a Creamy Ceaser is when you nut on her back then stab the nut where it lays.
Like
Pauly Shore Adam Sandler Chris Farley David Spade Micheal Bay John Candymovies.Speaking of Lisa Rinna, I just had a greasy calzone for lunch.
/rips a trumpet sounding fart
Jacktion, the dulcet tones of Mr. Astley were wafting through the speakers at the Duane Reade this morning and I thought of you…and how much I love the tissues with lotion in them when I have a code in my node.
Crap, John Candy had range!
Uncle Buck and Cool Runnings were NOT the same sir!
I can’t wait until they remake Turner and Hooch.
Uncle Buck and Cool Runnings SPACEBALLS were NOT the same sir!
They should remake that old show “Wild and Crazy Kids” as a movie – that shit was absurd.
He played a fuckin’ dog for fuck’s sake.
And BTK, this is the part where I always yell out that Bill Laimbeer of the Detroit Piston Laimbeers was the original Sleestak and that Chaka was briliantly perfromed by the more talented-non-Opiefied Howard brother. I hope he’s back!
Where does Chakka fit into all this?
Chodin, I thunk Harmony Korine re-made that movie. He just called it "KIDS".
You know how I know that you’re a gay Sleestak?
You have no dick, mother fucker.
Everything>Janeway>Lisa Rinna
You know how I know that you’re a gay Sleestak?
Cause your fucking buddy is sitting on top of your head.
Who’da thunk?
I would totally watch a You Can’t Do That on Television or a Salute Your Shorts movie.
True story: to keep my kids from saying bad words, i have them calling people scruffy looking nerf herders. I judge others on whether or not they get the joke. If not, on the list.
also true; we need to fix the avatar changing problem. I hate this bitch.
True story: Nerf Herder is one of the most underrated bands of the last 600 years.
Eib: that’s the most racist thing you could ever tell your children to call African Americans.
Good work!
I second the avatar thing, Eib. Bex says mine looks like a bear in ropes.
I wouldnt mind, if only my avatar was stuck on Arnie Grape.
AVA-TAR
AVA-TAR
AVA-TAR
It was really to get them to stop calling each other stupid and the like. I really didnt know it was offense to anyone. Im being serious.
Once again, I just count myself lucky that I didn’t get stuck with David Bowie as my Av; it was a close one.
Eib, to keep me from saying bad words, my Mom would beat the shit outta me.
and how much I love the tissues with lotion in them when I have a code in my node.
This sentence contains two words that comprised the majority of my
adultadolescent sex life.Only to the fine folks at Hasbro.
I bet their nerf herders where those giant novelty foam cowboy hats and poop play-doh
That was pretty
freakyclose, Donk. But I do like the song "Fame".Stone,
"How" and "In"
Right?
Stone, what the hell is a "Love Node"? Quelle Intrique-ing!
New Up Salinger tossers!
New post, Rinna-fuckers.
Michelle07- The fact that you know who Bill Laimbeer is gives me a semi. Thanks, this can only help my popularity around the office.
If your hiss has a few extra S’s at the end, you may be a gay Sleestak.
Remember that ridiculous plastic mask he wore SMB? Larry Bird FORRRREVERRRRRRRRRRRR rrrr
rrr
Recall how slow the Sleestacks were? So in the new movie will they be driving somekind of flintstone-mobile? Seems they can carve rock pretty good (see background of picture)