This is the trailer for Surveillance, directed by David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer. The last movie she directed was Boxing Helena, in 1993. In case you were wondering, Helena wasn’t a boxer, she was just some chick whom a surgeon falls in love with and then amputates all her limbs and keeps her in a box in his living room. So it’s actually about the process of "boxing" Helena, than a Helena who boxes. Seriously. This time:
An FBI agent tracks a serial killer with the help of three of his would-be victims – all of whom have wildly different stories to tell.
Starring Julia Ormond, Bill Pullman, and French Stewart. I think the first one sounded more interesting. But in either case I think she’s missing a golden opportunity to just follow David Lynch around the house and film him while you bring up stuff like Transformers and the Kids Choice Awards. Here’s my pitch: David Lynch watches Knight Rider on a cell phone.
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Oh man, the blacks are gonna’ be so pissed about this one!
*Chodin reads post*
Nevermind my brotha’s, it all be coo-.
Boxing Helena was one of the worst movies in the history of movies. If I was a serial killer, I would use it as a form of torture during the BTK
I can’t wait to see how this goes over at tonight’s Klan meeting.
That’s like my dad cursing.
He says something and then smirks, waiting for a reaction.
“This is the trailer for Surveillance, directed by David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer.”
It’s basically 2 1/2 hours of footage that David Lynch filmed through the crack of his daughter’s closet. He’s a good Dad though, she got the Director’s credit.
I’m gonna get in trouble like Pee Wee Herman if I go see this in the theatre.
Btw, I’m gonna go ahead and call the ending; Bill Pullman is the murderer. I’m just throwing that out there.
French Stewart? Did they at least let him give notice at WalMart before stealing him for this cast?
Cops look like the two Canadian cops in the Kids in the Hall sketches,
waiting by the lake for shit to happen…
no, French has to be the killer, cause we didnt see him . Or did we?
But, that would be like making Jerry Lewis a serial killer.He annoys you to death
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Boxing Helena is even funnier than The Wicker Man.
Good to know that whole French boycott didn’t end his career. Probably because for awhile there he was letting people call him Freedom Stewart.
You guys have any idea how long I was sitting on that goddamn joke waiting for that squinty motherfucker to get another job after Inspector Gadget 2?
Lance, looks like this post prevented Robo from imploding. Kudos!
Stone, I swear I was about to make a Wal-Mart joke. Not the same, but similar.
If you’ve lost your Indian drum, then you just might be an Indian redneck.
Psychotic and restless minds think alike, Burnsy.
Michael Ironside in the mothefucking house.
Just a question:
Why, when people are running away from a vehicle, do they not get hit? I mean it’s not hard to miss someone on foot on an open road. It was pretty simple when
IChuckles hit that hobo with his ’71 T-Bird.Sweet vindication. And, like my grandma, I am now feeling stabby. Hopefully I won’t lose an eye. Then I’d have to wear an eyepatch, my grandma would feel vindicated, and more stabbings would occur. Circle of life.
(and if you don’t get the joke: Valkyrie thread)
I’ve got an idea for a movie: Michael Ironside, Christopher Walken, Lance Henriksen and Eric Roberts play the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They’ve gotten bored with hanging around several millenia waiting for the shit to hit the fan and decide to speed things up. It’ll have car chases, expolsions and some red hot gypsies; settling things the gypsy way.
The gypsy way? Drinking, gambling and whoring? Is that the way you meant?
shhhhhh, CB. Stone will send you a mock cease and desist letter.
shhhhhh, CB. Stone will send you a mock cease and desist letter.
**Sets calendar to remind him of this in 364 days…
Michael Ironside, Christopher Walken, Lance Henriksen and Eric Roberts play the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Smokey, Jokey, Wrinkley and Toothy?
Is Stone Soup a gypsy? I think i recognze him in this clip: He’s the one with the ‘tache
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I think the gypsy way involves bombastic music on the soundtrack. Wish i could remember the Bill Bailey gag about it.
Gary Busey to play the horses, naturally, all fucking four of them.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen lynch and trailer in the same sentence.
Product placement is fucking bullshit. Now if you’ll excuse me i’m off to NoiseBot to pick up a dope "jesus saves" t-shirt.
I enjoyed "Boxing Helena" only because Sherilynn Fenn is hot. i watch a lot of movies based simply on a chick’s hotness. i gave "Rise" two thumbs up because Lucy Liu got naked in it.
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testing: e m u l e
fucking it department i had a good joke, and because they somehow blocked me from typing e m u l e i couldn’t put it in
**Deep from scorching sands of the sonoran desert missiles are pointed to bex’s IT department**
I’ve done a prt scr of the gypsy chief and can i upload it as a new avatar? Can i fuck.
No Erswi, thats the Eib way
Eib, i wouldn’t say you have a monopoly on that "way".
"I know who you are." I couldn’t stop laughing for about a minute thanks to the "Blood Ocean" trailer from Metalocalypse where Murderface constantly says "I know who you are!"
Anybody else?