This is the trailer for Bra Boys (there’s another one over at Apple), “the highest grossing documentary in the history of Australian cinema”, narrated by Russell Crowe.
“Bra Boys” is a film about the cultural evolution of the inner-Sydney beachside suburb of Maroubra and the social struggle of its youth – the tattooed and much maligned surf community known as the Bra Boys. Central to the story is the true-life struggle of the Abberton brothers – Sunny, Koby, Jai and Dakota … one charged with murdering a Sydney standover man, another pursuing a professional surf career but charged as an accessory in his brother’s legal fight, another trying to hold the family together and a young brother whose inheritance is his siblings’ notoriety.
Remember that guy who dresses like Chopper and goes around Australia telling people to "haahden up"? Perhaps that wasn’t such a good idea. In related news, there was a spider in my room yesterday and after I finished screaming, I totally killed his ass with a paper towel. Cold blooded! And I only felt bad about it for like an hour afterwards this time. I wouldn’t piss me off if I were you.

Stoopid austrailians, it’s spelled brah, broughs.
I click on the little thing that says "Continue Reading" and all that comes up is moving pictures!? Watching video clips is not "reading". Besides, streaming video is disabled at my place of business and that just makes "Continue Reading" a major cock tease. (My cock loves to read.)
I’m willing to bet that no matter how many times he told it to haaahden the fuck up, Pauly’s dick wasn’t having it last night.
…“the highest grossing documentary in the history of Australian cinema”,
Narrowly beating out "Oi!!!: The Paul Hogan Story – One man’s struggle to stereotype an entire continent"
My noodle isn’t limp at all, Loverboy.
"[T]he highest grossing documentary in the history of cinema."
yea, screw that bullshit. i’m not trusting any country that have two-thumbed beasts as pets. let alone a ‘great barrier reef.’ pompous assholes.
You’re found guilty of man slaughter.
Your sentence is death by thrown cell phone.
WHOO!! It’s like riding a n%#^r ‘lectric chair! ::shakes like he has piss chills::
+Australian
BTW, I owe Pauly and Al happy birthdays.
You want your birthday wishes on time? Well, I wanted a dad who wouldn’t bring me home cold cuts in July and say happy birthday to me with his hand down his pants (My birthday is in September).
Sunny, Koby, Jai and Dakota
Are these guys named after strippers?
I feel as though there’s a South Beach joke somewhere in the title of this thread…
I would have loved cold cuts for my birthday! All my dad got me was expensive toys and loving attention.
Thanks Donkey. I gonna be working on my B-day gift this weekend.
GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
chuggah.
Who knew fags liked to surf? Wait, bryce surfs. Nevermind.
I used to be a bra boy (I lost the weight when I went through puberty).
i called my ex ‘koala.’ wanna take a guess why?
that’s right, her hand jobs were given with her deformed hands. she literally had two thumbs!
Jack’s parents used to love bra boys…
Jack parents finally "haahdened the fuck up" due to rigor mortis.
Dub, are you sure she wasn’t just using both hands?
A documentary about surfers? How aboriginal…
DIDGERIDOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wasn’t Eddie Murphy in a movie about Australia?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103859/
If they’re not doing a "dramatic reenactment" of that surfer girl getting her arm bit off, then I’m not interested.
And by "dramatic reenactment", I mean "sending that surfer girl back out into the surf with steaks tied to her other arm".
I’m a big fan of realism in movies.
Dub, as long as her thumbs weren’t like Lance’s, I would say that she was a keeper.
Man, this thread sucks a fat one.
And by fat one, I mean a Joey Fa-tone.
I was really banking on the idea that ‘Bra Boys’ would have something to do with titties and bukkake.
[Editor's Note: I'm just not willing to spellcheck "bukkake" on google, here at work.]
And by fa-tone, I actually mean fat-one.
This is for Nommy (but the rest of you can peep it, too!):
http://tinyurl.com/2a92dr
Lance’s fingers need to haaahden the fuck up.
Wow, Luch & Chodin. twin mentions of Joey Fatone and bukakke… serendipity or careful planning?
Bukkake isn’t that hard to
searchspell!!!Bukkake is a little hard to wash off though…or so I’ve heard.
Luch: Im sure hombre. trust me she always won at thumb(s) war for a reason.
donkey: who’s thumbs are as big as lancelots? bears.
chode: so was i, so was i. ::bows head in disappointment::
DUB: nukka, i’m calling you when i’m right-fucked up on drinks tonight.
Donkey: the twin mentions- i’m offering it up to devine intervention.
This completely alters my perception of Australia. I had no idea that people had gang wars over surfing spots.
It makes me feel like an asshole for taking my beach for granted.
This is still better than my pre-teen coming-of-age documentary appropriately titled: "Boxer Brief Girls".
I like that someone is fuckin’ with those inbreds, but this Rick Rolling thing is miles past stupid. It’s like this generation’s "made you look" prank.
chode, im going to keep my phone in my hand all night and a burr in the other. seriously.
Raymond Burr?
New up Bra Boys & Girls.
jhc, im not gonna lie hombre. i like the adrenaline rush that i get not knowing if that link is real or a rickroll.
MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE!!!
::dub bites head offa pigeon::
Burr-ito ?
On second thought, keep the phone in one hand, the P.B.R. in the other and then your dick in a burrito.
pregnant black raccoon?
potently benign rectum?
piss broken record?
peanut butter ruffies?
Is this film from the same guys who made the award winning Bag Ladies and the Oscar nominated Shoe People?
The chasers here in OZ gave The Bra boys some shit when the film came out here last year
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p03uSPcog44
Such a tortured life they must lead…spending all day surfing, gettin high, stickin it to The Man…. oh wait, that’s MY life…! Hey, where’s my motherfuckin’ movie deal?!