04.30.08 THE HULK IN GLORIOUS 2-D
Yahoo has a bunch of new pictures from The Incredible Hulk (trailer here), coming June 13th. There’s a pic of Tim Roth’s hella sick armband tattoo (he also has a tramp stamp that says 99% angel, 1% abomination), but mostly it’s hulk getting pissed and smashing stuff. He reminds me of myself when I go to the beach and kick the shit out little kids’ sand castles. RAWR, HULK SMASH! I yell. Sometimes they get mad, but that’s why I wear the helmet.
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THE HULK IN GLORIOUS 2-D
TRIBAL! ARMBAND! TRIBAL! ARMBAND!
RAWR, FAD INK!
DJ! What’s da haps, G?
In Britain they call Tim Roth a fag.
A CGI Huk vs. a CGI Abomination? They should just make a comic-book outta that material or something. Huh, what?
I could draw a more convincing looking Hulk with a crayon.
You gonna eat that crayon Bryce?
When reached for comment, Brian McNamee said "Look, I only gave Banner a few injections in his ass. He was desperate to make the lab softball team." Meanwhile, Mindy McCready asked "So, do you know if he’s single?…heh heh…just kidding, I could’t give a shit less if he’s married. Okay, help me out, your zipper’s stuck."
Bryce, you could then use that crayon to play the role of Bruce Banner. At least it wouldn’t overact like lil’ Eddie Norton.
GRRRR HULK LOOK FAKE! HULK SAD… HULK CRY BEFORE AND AFTER HAND SEX TONIGHT.
Rooks rike Ang Ree diweck dis whun too.
Please, Hollywood, let this be the end of Hulk movies until geneticists grow a living being this big. CGI is awesome for some things. Obviously not muscles or faces or polio sufferers though.
Last pic to the right:
Don’t pussy out on me now. They don’t know. They don’t know shit. You’re not gonna get hurt. You’re fucking Barretta. They believe every fucking word ’cause you’re super cool.
If you swallow a crayon it comes out just like it went in, except cleaner. I wouldn’t advise using it to color in though… unless you have run out of brown.
Don’t pussy out on me now. They don’t know. They don’t know shit. You’re not gonna get hurt. You’re fucking Barretta. They believe every fucking word ’cause you’re super cool.
That’s creepy of you to say, considering what the next post is.
HULK NO LIKE TRIBALS!
anyone see iron man yet?
Vince, that’s not the first time I heard "That’s creepy of you to say" today. Or the last.
From the Hulk’s blog:
HULK GET FIRST TATTOO TODAY. HULK ASK FOR GUMBY. MAN SAY GUMBY NOT GOOD IDEA. HULK SMASH TATTOO SHOP.
SHOP NEXT DOOR AGREE TO TATTOO GUMBY ON HULK. FIRST MAN RIGHT. NOW HULK HAVE TATTOO OF TWO EYES ON SHOULDER. HULK NEED TO LISTEN TO REASON ONCE IN WHILE.
I’m not big on graphic books or comic novels. Is abomination a real character?
Yea, bex. I just finished it about 5 minutes ago. It’s lacking a bit in character development but theres a lot of cool flying and explosions.
This shall suck equally to Electra
why does the main pic look like he is part of the phlegm family on those commercials. Maybe he is just a really virulent strain of mucous.
I am eager to know what the next post is, Lance.
Mr. Mucus from the Mucinex commercials, eib?
On a related note I downloaded some cool French hip hop last night.
How is that related? You ask.
Well I’m sure LeTerrier listens to hip hop on set to help block out the sounds of his movie sucking it’s own dick.
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