ROB CORDDRY CAST AS ARI FLEISCHER
04.10.08
Rob Corddry from The Daily Show has been cast as former white house press secretary Ari Fleischer in Oliver Stone’s W.
It’s unclear how big a part Fleisher will play in the movie, but if Corddry’s recent roles in What Happens in Vegas and Heartbreak Kid are any indication, Fleisher will be Bush’s kooky best friend. Bush will play the inveterate lady’s man until his buddy Ari bets him $5,000 he can’t stay with his latest hook up Condoleeza for more than 40 days. After a few days, W is almost ready to throw in the towel, but forces himself to think of the five grand and power through for a few more days. As time goes on, he gradually discovers that she’s more than just a sex object and starts to fall in love. "I think… I love… my black tail on the side," Bush is surprised to hear himself saying. But just when it looks like things are going perfectly, she finds out about the bet and is furious. Then Bush has to prove his love was real, and in the process, they all learn a little something about finding love in the strangest of places.
[via MTV]

DAmn Lance, you should be writing movies!
I’m sure I’ll be in the minority (named LaQuanda), but I don’t like Jon Stewart, or the Daily Show. Not even a little. Maybe I’m not Jew enough to get it?
Wait, JHC isn’t a Jew? You’re fucking up my worldview here.
I bet Condi gives great head, but i wouldn’t want to piss her off because those two front teeth kind of look like bottle openers.
Of course, Corddry will also be embarassingly pussy whipped, and so will push poor W to sad levels of debauchaury in order to live through him vicariously.
Lance, I’m not Jew enough. I’m not circumcised.
Wow, stop making me think about your dick so early, JHC. I need more coffee for this shit
Also, not that into the daily show, I used to love Jon Stewart though. Then I realized he was a midget.
Hey, at least someone is thinking about it Eib. I’ll take what I can get…..
That’s it! Eib has helped me figure out what the fuck it is that bothers me so much about Jon Stewart. He’s an Ewok that learned how to shave!
Excessively hairy people are the rung between primates and regular people on the ladder.
Can we stop shitting on the only funny stand-up comedian MTV employed during the whole "He/she is so dark and edgy and brooding, look he/she uses big words, more dead babies to snack on" era?
Remember Short Attention Span Theater Eib? I loved me some Jon Stewart. I used to work for Sesame Street and got to go to the taping of Elmopalooza which he hosted. The chemistry between he and Prairie Dawn was ELECTRIC!
He was funny Burnsy, there is no denying that. i still quote some of his stuff. I just dont like the Daily Show very much.
That was so wrong Michelle, yet so right
Why would Mtv need comedians? To introduce the videos they play?
/1985
With the gap Condi has, it looks like she can suck your dick with a smile.
Stand-up comedy on MTV? Perhaps we could take a small break each day from showing just videos.
/Enter Pauly Shore and the impending decline of the 90s youth
My name is Michelle (seriously couldn’t come up w/ a better name?!?) and I watch the Daily Show and Colbert.
Rob Corddry was awesome in Old School…
Hi Michelle.
You know, because he had no lines.
Sigh.
I always confuse Rob Corddry with David Koechner. Rob Corddry does too.
I think The Daily Show has much more appeal if you’re from the NY Metro area.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Fek’lhr just read that they signed The Rock to play Condi!
I guess David Cross turned down the role?
New Up
"…they all learn a little something about finding love in the strangest of places. "
You’re talking about the butt, right?
"But Condy, I carpet bombed Baghdad for you!…. You think this is about the money?, what do I ned to do to prove that I love you, level Tehran?"