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I’m convinced Screen Gems is run by a group of 13-year-olds who met at a Disturbed concert. Or possibly those guys from Tapout.
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Dexter’s sister is pretty hot.
I cant see this video. Tell me friends, is it any good?
Puns and putrid pussies, doesn’t get much better!
I’m so glad they spelled out what they were saying. I could’ve gone deaf or blind at any moment.
Well friend, good thing they incorporated "smart filmmaking" so that as long as you have even marginal use of one of your senses, you’ll get what they’re saying like a ton of bricks to the crotch!
So, when you become a zombie do your teeth automatically look like picket fences or were they like that before the chick died?
When you get zombified, God thinks it’s hilarious and kicks you in the mouth. At least, according to the Bible.
So Britain is really just full of zombies.
Zombies with terrible food and impeccable manners.
I’m not going to watch this. But I will go see it in the theatre. Just, you know, to stay open minded.
I always thought there was something strange the way Sexman pwned that lion. Now that we’ve established that people with bad teeth are zombies, it all makes perfect sense.
Yea burnsy, it is the time of the season for zombies in england.
Does that mean all us brits are Zombie JHC?
No I’m just messing and playing up to stereotype. Most of us have loverly teeth, honest.
Hey Nom. Congrats to your ball team for winning and keeping Self. Your boosters must really know how to party, because I’m sure Ok State would’ve gone ass to mouth to get him.
i also should of read every post instead of just the last one now.
I just look like a dick now…..with bad teeth.
Did you say Zombie JHC? How did you find out about our new theories on the Resurrection?
I’m glad too JHC. You know, the only reason UNC lost that gave is because of their Selflessness.
My grandma must have been a super zombie because she didn’t have any teeth at all.
Don’t sweat it affleck. Most americans are fat and live on welfare. At least the ones in my family, present company excluded, do. Not me. I’m sexy as hell and ain’t afraid of no ghost.
Did the guys who made Cloverfield have some free time after filming that work of art? Because this sorta looks like Part II. With slightly less mysterious monster, but more zombie.
Al, your turn BTK.
Al, aren’t you a little bit early getting in to work?
Did my Zombies comment go over everyone’s head or did it just suck?
What’s your name?
I was quaranteened once when I was 13.
And only a serious newslady can be taken seriously wearing a wifebeater to work. I wanna be a serious news lady too.
I got it luch, but only b/c that is apparently my sexy time song on Facebook.
These movie producers. They need some brains. BRAAAAAAAAAAAINNS.
Just realized that Sheriff Cleese got it too.
What? Why didn’t they use an ampersand instead of a Q to start the title? Everybody knows that Qs test poorly with this movie’s target demographic. Also, they need an X or a Z in there somewhere to liven thingz up.
I’m still at home - checking FD is the first thing I do every morning as soon as I get out of bed, Nom.
That’s really sad Al.
*flush*
Really sad.
There. I sent work an email. Subject heading = sick. Body of the email = sick. Happy al? Hey, guys, did you know that we have some HR manager in our midst?
&uarantine?
HR is the enemy.
No, but there are gorillas in my mist.
It’s the closest symbol I can find to the Q. I really have no idea what the kids are using for their "leet" speak nowadays.
I thought 2Fast 2Furious was about angry people during lent.
Oh 666 zip code town. Talking in your sleep.
So hodey, where you at? Manhattan? Council Grove? Emporia?
It’s not where you’re from? It’s where you’re at?
Precisely. What?
Leavenworth, Nom (on the outside).
Thats a good town. Second question: Are you a chick, and if so, you interested in dick?
I am interested in dick, but only my own.
Well, that sucks.
empty orgy facility :(
Heather Crapbag is from KC, but you’ll have to fight Chodin for her. Apparently, they have a thing going on.
the best quarantine film to day is and was "reservoir dogs". THAT’S A FACT!
New up, dicktuckers.
Koran teens?
More like scream gem. And by gem you didn’t, hopefully, mean Dexters’ sista!
Hazmat team? Looks more like some firefighters and a lady reporter.
NOOOOO!!! Not the pretty girl!!!!
Dude. First of all, I’m a big fan of yours, and I was a lazyass to register and sent comments
untill now.
this movie is a fucking in-your-face ripoff of a spanish (catalonian or whatever) movie called REC, that won Sitges in 2007 and is supposed to be te non-hipster version of Cloverfield.
[www.youtube.com] THIS is the trailer. And, as you can see, it’s EXACTLY THE SAME as this shitty movie. Actually, even the dialog is similar (I’m mexican and actually never seen REC, ’cause the third world issue and shit, but i’m pretty sure it might be a bad remake or somethin)
tell the world!!!