According to Entertainment Weekly, Matthew McConaghey is currently reading the script for writer/director Rawson Michael Thurber’s (Dodgeball) adaptation of Magnum P.I. and has been offered the lead. Back in September I reported that Nic Cage was campaigning for the role, and that the adaptation would be comedic/tongue-in-cheek.
McConaghey’s casting makes sense, because Magnum P.I. is set in Hawaii, which is warm, and Matthew McConaghey seems to enjoy sweating and looking like he smells really bad.
However, if they make a movie version of Magnum P.I. that doesn’t have gratuitous amounts of curly black chest hair, I will fucking cut someone, and that’s a promise.
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I am right there wiff you Lance. Gimme the knife and if I don’t see those curly black locks I will fuck somebody up, but good.
Will Selleck’s moustache be making a cameo?
Is the guy on the left Mark Wahlberg’s dad?
I use double sided tape and my own short and curlies to give me copious amounts of chest hair.
Wow, three smokin’ hot sexy guys in back-to-back posts – is this a late birthday present, Lance? If it is, thank you. If it isn’t, thank you.
i must say the casting is brilliant.
“Dude on the right” has a reverse-Hitler stache.
Out of respect to Thomas Magnum, who if you don’t know, DIED at the conclusion of the television series, and the fact that I can’t stand McConnadouche, I won’t be seeing this.
Unless they get Tyler Perry to play TC. I think that dude is hilarious in drag.
As much as I hate McConaughey, We Are Marshall is still one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
Little Known Fact: Tom Sellecks moustache is named Steven.
I’m waiting for a Simon and Simon remake with Ashton Kutcher and Larry The Cable Guy.
Tom Selleck’s mustache “cleans” the dick before it enters his mouth.
I’m waiting for a Cagney and Lacey remake with Zac Effron and Shia Labeouf.
I’m waiting for a Hart to Hart remake with Bret Hart and Mary Hart.
I’m waiting for a Scarecrow and Mrs. King remake with Michael Jackson and Don King’s mother.
I’m waiting for a Dukes of Hazzard remake without Stifler and Johnny Knoxville.
I’m waiting for a Small Wonder remake with Abigail Breslin.
Tom Selleck’s mustache "cleans" the dick before it enters his mouth.
Weak. Grow a beard
like I didand get the sides and bottom, too.Ummm… hello?
Hold on, pun master – I’m thinking.
The Dukes of Hazzard remake is straight to DVD, Jack. And the new Daisy is much hotter than Jessica Simpson. But I can’t quite figure out how Christpher McDonald is Boss Hawg and still alive.
I’m waiting for a My Secret Identity remake starring… um, Jerry O’Connell?
I’d like to see a movie about a young orphan with mismatching shoes buying a baseball team. We’ll call it Punky Brewster’s Millions.
I’m waiting for an ALF remake starring Rhea Perlman.
I’d like to see most Hollywood movie executives buried alive.
I’d like to see all the Van Halen videos spun off into a movie.
Burnsy, they would be too effeminate for Cagney and Lacey
Maybe Cagney and Lacey remade with Chyna and Bridgette Nielson.
I’m waiting for a Perfect Strnagers remake starring Ben Stiller as cousin Larry Appleton and Sacha Baron Cohen as
boratBalki BartocomousI’m waiting for an Out of this World remake starring Gary Busey as the voice in the cube.
I’m waiting for a Golden Girls remake starring…..wait a tick, Sex And The City is already wrapped isn’t it? Carry on.
I’m still waiting for a Facts of Life remake starring:
Lindsay Lohan as Blair
Tyler Perry as Tootie
Hillary Swank as Joe
Seth Rogen as Mindy
Paris Hilton as Joe’s mentally handicapped cousin.
and
Sarah Jessica Parker as Mrs. Garret.
I’m waiting for a Silver Spoons remake starring Amy Winehouse.
Im waiting for Mr Belvedere with Louie Anderson.
Coming Christmas 2009…
"In a world where everyone’s backs are up against wrecking machines…"
"One man might ain’t the worst that you seen…"
"He might as well jump"
Stone, Mindy was the actress who played Natalie. Nice casting though
I’m waiting for a Max Headroom remake starring
Michael J. FoxMel Tillis.I loves me some Jacktion
Maybe Jessica Alba should play Small Wonder.
It’s perfectly suited for her acting "talents".
Im waiting for Small Wonder starring Eva Longoria
damn you
- the 1st might in that Jump trailer
im outta here
FUCK ALL Y’ALL
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Bex! It s not worth it! you must you tube your death for it to have meaning!!!
Will Val Kilmer be playing Higgins?
Small Wonder starring Lindsay Lohan’s liver.
Ironically Michelle, he’ll be playing Magnum’s Ferrari.
Hey, remember when the crazy lunch lady at your catholic elementary school had a poster of Tom Selleck up behind her station? That was weird.
Tom Selleck’s moustache hides a tattoo of Wilford Brimley’s moustache.
I actually had a poster of Tom Selleck in my room. And one of Adam Ant.
Tom Selleck’s moustache hides a tattoo of
Wilford Brimley’sBea Arthur’s moustache. FixedI’m expecting a Fantasy Island remake with Carlos Mencia and Verne Troyer. Every week, the plane would just fly the fuck on by…
*growly announcer voice*
"Right now a woman is staring out the window of an eastbound transatlantic flight wondering how to say "dog" and "howl" and "Moon" in French just in case it comes up in conversation"
I’d like to see a remake of TJ Hooker starring Adam West.
The Love Boat, with Colin Ferrel and Jamie Foxxx. "We makin’ it rain on the Love Boat, bitches!!" Michael Mann i
s queercould direct.Jessica Alba was made to play V.I.C.I from "Small Wonder".
I smell a
wet dreamNickelodeon Kids Choice Award there.Wow! Pauly shares a birthday with Marlon Brando. Well, did. Unfortunately, Pauly also shares a birthday with Eddie Murphy.
JHC, I’m riding that Wayne Newton wave.
Aren’t we all? aren’t we all…
Will Ferrell is "that mannequin guy" in Today’s Special.
PRICELESS: our ol’ friend Observer is at it again. Can someone please help me de-code what the fuck he sent my inbox?
I think he calls me “cute” but I’m too confused still trying to figure out what the fuck a “Word of the Day” is? Anyone work with down kids?
From: Observer
Subject:
Date: 04/03/2008 16:19
Cute…..
do you suibscribe to Word of The Day?
I am in posession of your mother’s hymen….and your father’s.
Bitch, please…
You’re a pussy and even your “message” smells like hymen.
me you
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You FDers seem to be able to dish but not take…except for ass-fucking
Wait. Fuck! Small Wonder has been done. I loathe you dicks.
I’m drunk already too.
B3)>
*Soulja Boy sunglasses with fake mustache and soul patch, smiley face*
Chodin, the trannyslation is:
"I want to hold your dick while you pee, with my mouth."
I think all Turdenites should be blessed with Ob‘s retardedness. Seriously though. That dude is a total fuckwad.
Good Lord, Observer is a tool. Get a life, douche. Cho, he just told you that you were a bottom in his fantasy of you. Mine, too, by the way
Tom Selleck’s Moustache Gave me Pubic Lice.
Has anyone ever followed there friend into the bathroom without there knowledge and then when they start pissing you grab there ass? …………….. well I have….
Kevin Spacey was born to play the role of Higgins. That, and to make me angry.
Jacktion… Hart to Hart remake would be das shite.
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone started replaying Simon & Simon… fucking bastards.