KARL HUNGUS IS IN A MOVIE
04.08.08The trailer for Anamorph is online. A “psychological thriller” starring Willem Defoe as cop tracking a serial killer, it looks like the kind of movie Charlie Kaufman’s fictional brother would’ve written in Adaptation. But Karl Hungus is in it so how bad could it be?
Anamorph is based on the concept of anamorphosis, a painting technique that manipulates the laws of perspective to create two competing images on a single canvas. [Editor’s Note: A technique notably employed in my painting of Jesus circumcising a dragon]
This of course is not to be confused with Manamorphosis, a documentary about my washboard abs. They never killed anyone, but only because you can’t die from sexy. Call me, ladies.
[Source - artwork courtesy of Punchface Thunderdog]
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"only because you can’t die from sexy"
Looks like someone’s never seen the ending of American Beauty.
I’m heeah to fix deine cahble.
I’m heeah to fix deine cahble.
Well, that didn’t take long!
Sounds cool, what kind of animal does he turn into? I’m bettin Liger!
Well, that didn’t take long!
That’s what my mom says Fek. Boosh!
Wait, you can get a good look at a butchers ass, I mean, it’s gotta be your bull….
Room service . . . you want sucky sucky?
Jesus, we’re gonna go from Pulp Fiction quote-a-thin to a Lebowski quote-a-thon. My fucking nut is gonna bust!
She cut off her toe! It’s not fair!
Don’t woorry Donny, he’s just some dipshit with a nine toed woman. Fair, what the fuck do you mean fair? Who’s the fucking Nihilist here ya fucking crybaby!
Oh, and that turd nozzle is fucking joking with that painting, right?
Anamorph is based on the concept of anamorphosis, a painting technique that manipulates the laws of perspective to create two competing images on a single canvas.
Thomas Kinkade tried this technique once. He lost conciousness and no longer remembers the alphabet.
True Story-My brother and I made a football team on QB Club 98 for the N64 called the "Hard Pipe Hittin’ N*ggers". We went undefeated that season (and beat the Jets 224-0).
I never realized how much I actually quote Pulp Fiction until I perused that page erswi provided. I still hate Quentin Tarantino, though.
That’s the hole where the sausage factory used to be.
Oh, shit! Lebowski…um…
GRRR…ASIAN AMERICAN IS THE PREFERRED NOMENCLATURE!
How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?
I love you Walter but sooner or later you’re just going to have to realize that you’re a fucking moron!
Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?
He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
Wrong. Because his motto was: I am what I am. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I should say not, Dude. And do you know why?
He was gay?
Because he is what he is.
Oh.
Are we supposed to be quoting The Big Lebowski?
Sorry.
I was doing Airborne.
MARK IT ZERO!!!
Devil’s Backbone!
What do you do for recreation?
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
I am the walrus
Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
Koo Koo Kachoo
Vee vant ze monay Lebauskee!!
Fuck You!
Who the fuck is
Harl Fungus?
Shomer fucking Shabbos!
Mind if I do a J?
Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
What do you need that for, Dude?
Anamorphs… reminds me of Animorphs, the stupid books I used to read while I was busy taking a dump.
See ya later, Band-Aid breath!
/Felt like doing Monster Squad quotes but doesn’t know how to do italics
She’s not my special lady, she’s just my fuckin’ lady friend alright? I’m just helping her conceive.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax…
You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!
Wolfman’s got nards!
Hello girlfriend.
They got good burgers there Walter.
Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
You’re obviously not a golfer.
Obviously, You’re not a golfer ***
I don’t like your jerk off name Lebowski. I don’t like your jerk off attitude. I don’t like your jerk off face. I don’t like you, jerkoff.
Yeah, well like, that’s your opinion, man.
::coffee cup::
Ow you fucking facist!
Im back. I was looking at pron, of course. Then I "took a nap". Did I miss anything good?
Monster Squad!!
Karl never Hungus.
Karl HungJonathanBrandis.
What are you, a fucking park ranger now Walter?
Eibz, by taking a nap of course you meant paddling the canoe up river through the flood in a hail storm while taking on water and signaling a mayday on the HAM radio * . . . right?
* slang for mastrubating to a screaming orgasm, FYI
Really Jack? I thought JohnathanBrandisHungJohnathanBrandis.
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Well, I didnt scream. I only do that with company
I fucking hate Acheivers. You fuck up one fucking sequence of words and they get all down on your ass!
*a red aura surrounds Fek’lhr, and he disappears!*
BAH!
*a sudden spike in neutron radiation is detected, then SUDDENLY! Grethor vanishes*
That’s what we’re supposed to think, erswi.
Mr "Jonathan Brandis" RSS feed is going haywire! What I miss!?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. I’ll get you a toe by this afternoon–with nail polish.
*Ben 15 can’t shake the feeling that he is being followed by weapon tracking systems*
Are these the Nazi’s, Walter?
No, Donny, these men are
nihilistsKlingons, there’s nothing to be afraid of.Chill Brah.
Did he just call you a piece of underwear?
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Mitchell Goosen at your service. Don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. Don’t care. As long as I live near the beach and don’t have to wear a tie. Then I’ll be stylin’.
St-st-stylin?
Let me tell you about stylin’. I’m talkin’, the perfect A-frame wave spittin’ salt water in your face. I call it ‘liquid draino, wanna be bullwinkle’, I tell you no lies, my friends. It’s the consciousness.
*bans this post*
Sometimes I wish the word ulcer was spelled with a k. That way it would be funny when asians talked about bleeding ulcers. At least funny in a ‘Family Matters’ sort of way.
shit, I have been doing it all wrong. I suck!
new up?
new, horribly disturbing up.
new up, wiff teeff!
I used to read a series of books called Animorphs about kids who were able to morph into animals…
I want to see William Dufoe do THAT
I used to read a series of books called Animorphs about kids who were able to morph into animals…
I want to see William Dufoe do THAT
You see his face? I think he tried and got stuck halfway.
I’ve been looking all afternoon and can’t see a penis in that picture. WTF?
How will we ever keep them down on the farm if they see this movie.