INDIANA JONES BUTTCAM TRAILER
04.30.08Today I’ve got an early look at the new Indiana Jones Needs Help Zipping His Fly Again trailer, shot on glorious butt cam. It’s a little better quality than the Dark Knight trailer from yesterday. Some things we learn from it:
Surprise, the crystal skull will be guarded by zombies! Also, the costume designer still seems determined to make Shia LeBeouf look like a gay dominatrix. The only thing I can think of is that there must be a scene in the movie in which an ancient riddle is solved or a booby trap avoided through knowledge of show tunes. Or perhaps he’s the only one who can hold the crystal skull on account of his jazz hands.
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You know how I know you are gay? You like to watch things that are shot on Buttcam.
Shouldn’t it be the "colonoscopy" cam for this movie???
That buttcam BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.
there must be a scene in the movie in which an ancient riddle is solved or a booby trap avoided through knowledge of show tunes.
Maybe Shia helps them hide the Crystal Skull quickly due to his habit of "pre-lubing".
Uwe Boll shot Postal entirely with a taintcam.
If the new Spike Lee joint, shot entirely on cell phones does well, I guarantee he’ll be pressured to do a sequel shot entirely on butt cam.
The music just totally gave me a nerd boner.
I prefer my movies shot with a urethra cam. Just like at the clinic.
I have a terrible cold so I’m shooting everything with Zicam.
GRRR…MATLOCK METAMUCIL DEPENDS INSULIN NEWSPAPER ORTHOPEDIC SHOES HOVEROUND!!!I once skull fucked a girl named Crystal.
I can’t see any thing on the post, just the text, no video:-(
just a vast empyt space.
Also, the costume designer still seems determined to make Shia LeBeouf look like a gay dominatrix.
She was thrilled to find out she could use most of Shia’s personal wardrobe, thereby re-allocating funds to make Cate Blanchet look like a woman.
Now you’re just talking crazy, Stone. Cate Blanchett . . . look like a woman . . . as if.
This is fucking great:
http://tinyurl.com/5nmtdk
Won’t load, Fek. Frownies for Burnsy.
Vid won’t load, or link won’t work?
Worked for me, Fek. I believe a fist to the back of the skull is actually considered a great show of respect in the Phillipines.
Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! Ow, Christ… why the ear, man?
Vid won’t load. Says I need some plugin. I told it that it needed a plugin. Then we had a vicious staring battle.
Burnsy, you must have the only computer in the world that won’t load either of the two formats that notingtoxic offers. QAPLAH!
The Mighty Fek’lhr likes it when they play the punch in slow-mo…it looks like the arm is like Bruce Lee’s or something…
The Mighty Fek’lhr is glad that our mutual fondness of violence towards women can still bring us together. Who wants hot chocolate?
I’d like some hot chocolate!
Violence towards women is not funny. No way. No how.
Not really sure that was a woman though, so it’s fuckin great!
Even if it was a woman, still great. Violence towards women isn’t really that bad, right?
My computer is also the only in the world that simulates anal.
You mean watching a trailer in butt cam isn’t the same as simulating anal? Either way, my computer can’t do either.
*pours Jack! a cup of hot chocolate with mini-marshmallows*
Anyone else?
If Indy does harness the power of the Crystal Skull, those damn kids will never set foot on Indy’s lawn again!
That trailer makes it seem like while everyone else knew they were filming the next sequel to Indiana Jones, Cate Blanchet and Shia LePouffe thought they were working on a gay sequel to Caged Heat (maybe Caged Meat?).
New dicktucker, post ups. What?
Kinda like how everyone else is on the new post, and I’m still riffing on this one.
Yeeeeaaaah, what the fuck are you still doing here? The party has moved over to the Batmang thread.
"Don’t touch anything"
This wasn’t in the script. Ford had to keep Shia from grabassing.