ICE AGE 3 TEASER, NON-BOOTLEG
04.07.08This is the teaser trailer for Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (I posted a bootleg version a while back), featuring the lovable Scrat, just tryin to get a nut like the rest of us. Boosh.
Opening July 2009, it features the voices of John Leguizamo, Queen Latifah, Ray Romano, and Denis Leary. Say what you will about the normal spelling of “Dennis” having an unnecessary “N”, at least it doesn’t look like “Penis”.
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Your just trying to steal my mugshot thunder!
<=== What The Mighty One loos like when He laughs at you kotals for looking for "new posts"! LMAO!
*looks
I thought that was His impression of a Chinaman, no?
I can’t get excited for movies that I’m thinking about
piratingrenting, let alone something that isn’t due to come out for a year and change.I hope Queen Latifah plays something ironically smaller. Like the ice.
Also opening July 2009: a bunch of better movies that haven’t even been made yet.
Say what you want about the Japanese (and I often do), but that little cave-muskrat could really stand to be tentacle-raped.
Burnsy, I hate you for coming up with the joke I was trying to think of. I think I may also kind of love you in a I-want-to-wear-your-skin kind of way.
Pauly-Asian American is the preferred nomenclature.
Hey, I coulda said Gooks.
Queen Latifah will also reprise one of her classic songs for the Ice Age 3 soundtrack. It’s called "U-N-I… I… I’m fucking hungry, bitch."
Am I the only one on this planet that gets the "preferred nomenclature" joke? Do we not have any Acheivers here? Nobody at Turden ever seemed to pick up on it, either! GAH!
Whenever I see Queen Latifah, all I can think about is that I bet her skin smells like Funyans.
<== AZEEN AMELLIKIN ISSA PLEEFELLED NUMMENCREETURE!!!
Fek, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
So Scrat is based on Easy-E?
I thought Queen Latifah would play a wooly mammoth. Just to cut computer animation costs.
All I know is that based on my exhaustive research at Hung-Lo’s massage parlor, the "ancient Chinese secret" they make such a big deal about is apparently just a pinky in my butt.
Hmmmm, well in that case, Calgon, take me away.
What they don’t tell you is that Queen Latifah is doing all of the foley sound effects.
Oh, Lance, I forgot to tell you. I told my wife your story about having gay clown hair helped tough you up as a kid. She thought that was funny.
Queen Latifah went from Pizza Hut to Jenny Craig.*whispers* But I get the feeling she’s still playing for the Pizza Hut team.
Queen Latifahyahyah is often seen in a Brick City shirt, denoting the inner city housing projects where she grew up and developed her craft.
I’d recommend a Baskin-Robbins or a Karpet Kleaner shirt instead.
I think Queen Latifah ate MC Lyte.
Not ate her box, but ate her. Although it’s possible some box munching went on around the same time.
No matter how hard I try, you all still talk about this bullshit movie!
I’d bang Queen Latifah. She seems freaky.
Never any good conversation when I come home for lunch. You guys suck!
What the hell? When did you get here? Am I cutting and pasting for nothing today?
Well you certainly have nothing interesting to add either, Nom.
Oh – guess I coulda read your comment before I posted mine. I never read yours, anyway, so why start now.
( * Y * ) – your av is seriously creepin’ me out.
Al: for the record, krumkake is the shit.
My parents make lefse for Christmas (I think a possible trade should be in effect).
New, old post up.
Chode – I’ll ship you some krumkake, but I don’t think lefse will travel well.
Al-The Mighty Fek’lhr would point out that (*Y*) got that avatar thanks to Him!
*waits for accolades…keeps waiting…keeps waiting…crickets chirp*
Al, just to clarify: all this “krumkake” and “lefse” talk is code for ass-to-mouth, right?
Um… I thought I was trading sexual services for a little yard work, actually. Nevermind then.
<=== My avi laughs like Lewis Scholnik
Also, new post.
What, Fek, maybe me & Chode wanna hang back here and make out or something.
Gee, thanks for making feel like a third wheel…on a bicycle…
Yeah Fek, I heard the new post is….THAT WAY ==>
*Chodin flexes bicep and points*
Gee, thanks for emasculating me on top of it. I guess if you read in the news that an accountant killed himself with a prop-like Star Trek weapon in Iowa City, you will know it’s me…
It’s been seven years. Why hasn’t that thing died of starvation yet?
some new potoes about i saw on intimatemingle.com . if you like you can check it