OMG – did you hear Christian Bale and Brandon Routh have both signed on for Justice League??
Jason Seigel will be making a 3D Superman vs. Spider-man movie to the big screen in 2012, directed by Bryan Singer and Sam Raimi and starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a computer generated Christopher Reeve??
Jake Gyllenhaal will be replacing Tobey Maguire in the next Spiderman movie??
Harrison Ford will return as Han Solo???
OMFG, but wait, it’s April Fool’s Day! Which one of these half-assed mundane rumors should I believe?? What’s real! What’s fake! AAAAAARRRGGHHH! My life is spiralling into ambiguity!
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How many of these are from AICN? Also, oh my god! Look behind you!
My ex-girlfriend’s fidelity was fake. Now, so is her left leg. Coincidence? I think not.
I am now an admin on this site. Say something funny or I will ban you!!!
Bryce, is it okay for me to be both frightened and excited by your naked exercise of power?
I don’t love dick.
Can we go back in time and make the Ghost Rider film an April Fool’s joke? Please!
I think a 3-D CGI Christopher Reeve would be kinda cool. It’d be like the audience could actually reach forward and yank out his breathing tube.
I officially do not believe anything you socket lickers are going to say today.
is it okay for me to be both frightened and excited by your naked exercise
It’s like Die Hard 2 all over again…
I hear ya Bryce. When I tell people that I prefer to do Tai-Chi naked, I usually don’t mention that Tai-Chi is my Malaysian pool boy.
Bryce, something funny.
You are safe, for now…
(i.e. until I get my period and can’t find any candy bars)
Hahaha. I read that first line as Ruth Gordon…
Oh man, you guys are killing me. I love all of you.
Banner pic: Neil Bogart did not die in 1982, so apparently you Can’t Stop the Music…
I love you too Pauly (even though I’ve never met you, heard your voice, nor even seen a picture of you and am thoroughly convinced that you are a figment of my imagination brought to life by this magic electronic box on my desk). But despite all that, I love you.
The Bale signing on for Justice League for the paycheck doesn’t seem that far fetched when you consider he did sign on for the McG Terminator movie.
Chung, my poolboy is named Chai Tea.
*Spot sits alone, slightly flipping his tail…condescending Nic Cage’s existence in the universe*
"This is my plan for global domination," said Mr. Cage as an entranced crowd stared longingly at his drive-in forehead.
Jake Gyllenhaal would make a great Spiderman, but he’d have to dump Mary Jane and go for the DC Comics hero Jonah Hex to keep my attention for the love scenes.
I think the real April fools joke here is Nic Cage’s hairline. :/