The minds behind Rogue rightly assume Lake Placid and Primeval only whetted the public’s appetite for giant crocodile movies. They also show they how know to steal from the best – the line "So, how big is this boat?" combines classic dialogue from Jaws ("We’re gonna need a bigger boat") with Ice Cube in Anaconda ("Yo, how big is dis snake?").
Rogue opens April 25th, and I only hope the academy will still remember it come Oscar season. And the award, for hungriest crocodile in a supporting role…
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That’s no crocodile. That’s Vance’s thumb. Pretty common mistake, actually.
The Australians are going to think this movie is about Pam Anderson.
You know, I read in a book once how to fight a crocodile.
So movies like this don’t scare me worth shit.
I didn’t know that Crocodile Dentist game even had an instruction manual, Chodin.
SPOILER ALERT: Here’s how you get away from a giant croc – you go away from where it’s chilling.
You know, you never see them trying to “talk” the crocodile out of attacking people, in these movies.
If only this were a movie about hungry hungry hippos, then I’d go see it. And Chod do you fight them by rubbing their bellies? I hear/say they like that.
Meh. What I want to know is, who’s the sick fuck that keeps clicking the "hoo boy, that’s gay" link in the popular topics bar? I keep waiting for it to drop off.
::gives the dwayne johnson eyebrow raise as he peruses thr crowd::
You know what they say is more dangerous than a giant crocodile, right?
A giant stingray apparently.
you never see them trying to "talk" the crocodile out of attacking people
chodin, that’s how Edward James Olmos died.
My neighbor has a giant croc. Poor guy is an amputee with a size 16 wide.
Michelle, between you and me…
*Chodin leans in close to whisper*
The book said to shoot them in the head, shhhhhhh….
Maybe people need to stop letting that blond chick pilot their craft! Bitch always be crashin and shit.
Crocodiles hate english as a second language, meng.
Crocodiles see themselves as Gary Busey when they look in the mirror. So does Gary Busey. What?
Chodin you smell of Old Spice, motor oil and whiskey. I like that about you.
I heard that the way to kill a crocodile is to wear a really sexy bathing suit around a semi-aroused Australian man. The rest just kind of takes care of itself.
I heard that Crocodiles are just upset because they have all those teeth, but no toothbrush.
I’m sorry. I’ll go sit in the corner for a few hours.
Unless I’m severely mistaken, there’s no black guy in that movie to die first. What the fuck is this shit?
I’d bet $3 this becomes Gary Busey’s favorite movie of all time.
*Chodin un-dips his balls from the bucket of Old Spice, motor oil and whiskey*
Miche, I don’t know what you’re talking about?
*zips up pants*
austalian chick is pretty hot but not hot wnough to make me see this piece of shit
Old Spice smells like Gary Busey.
yes, in case you haven’t noticed this and all the other threads today suck so i’m injecting Busey into it for the sake of my sanity. after all, everything goes better with Busey.
I made it to 1:17 in this trailer. Do I win anything?
The only way to kill a giant croc, is to have Gary Busey choke-fuck it.
I made it to 1:17 in this trailer. Do I win anything?
a week’s supply of Colon Blow Cereal and a pair of Bad Idea Jeans.
"I thought, hey when will I be in Haiti again?"
They thought they were prepared, but turns out the guide mistakenly grabbed a big can of Oceanic Repellent Alligator Spray.
Enormous mouth and sharp, painful teeth… this could be my mother in law.
I don’t know how to kill a croc, but they do make for some sweet boots.
*Pauly takes a chug from his croc-boot filled with piss, passes it to Chodin*
Nice obscure SNL callback(s). Bravo.
Thanks, I miss the (good) old fake commercials.
*Chodin slurps the warm piss like a bear with a honeycomb*
Grassy ass, Pauly.
For further reference:
Make sure the croc is dead before you make boots out of it.
The Mighty Fek’lhr saw a movie about Crocodiles once. He had a big knife and gave a guy a cocaine steambath. It was very confusing.
Gary Busey can tell the sex of a crocodile by telling it that it’s either a boy or a girl.
*Pauly gets back croc-boot empty, hands it back to Chodin*
Hey, you know the rules. You finish it, you fill it.
I hope they make this movie into a theme-park ride. The only catch is that you have to answer specific questions about the movie to prove that you saw it (and liked it) before you can ride. Then, there are real crocodiles that really kill all of the riders.
This reminds me of when i was a kid, and I wanted the Crocodile Mile slip-and-slide. Being the broke spics we were, we just lined up a tarp, put dish soap on it and slid on that mother fucker.
So you used dish soap instead of Spic-n-Span Pauly? I gotta say, I’m a little disappointed.
Spic-n-Span killed my friend Jose. We burried it with him.
beaner home made slip and slide, pauly thanks for the memories
When my genital herpes flare up, my wife says I have "crocodile cock".
I felt like the cashier was silently judging me the last time I bought a bottle of Spic-n-Span, so I haven’t bought it since. Uppity bitch never glances sideways when I walk up to her carrying a box of saltines, goddamn racist grocery store.
I too did not have Crocodile Mile as a kid. Not because I was a broke spic though. My mom was a dumbass and bought me that fucking clown that shoots his fucking hat up. Bought it second hand, no less. I fuckin hate CLOWNS MOM! THANKS ALOT GODDAMMIT!
my dad baught us that weird catterpiller with little tubes on its head that would spray water all over the place, we used to run at it and jump over it to get wet, but that little fucker would whoop our legs and back and it hurt like a sunnavabitch
F@ggots is filtered? Really? New post.
Bex, the only thing remotely close to that, is when my Dad would beat me with the hose, while it was still on.